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Whens this virus over (80 posts / 3,012 views)
2020Ukcarper
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Post #1 4 Apr 2020 10:23
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Anyone have any ideas on when this virus is guna calm down so waters will be open
NOJOAKES NOJOAKES
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Post #2 4 Apr 2020 10:30
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Really? Of course not. Is mystic meg still about
2020Ukcarper
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Post #3 4 Apr 2020 10:35
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Wel it has calmed slowly in wales compared to how its been so yes i believe she is mate
ip100 ip100
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Post #4 4 Apr 2020 10:38
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If the government medical experts don't know, how are some blokes on a fishing forum supposed to?
2020Ukcarper
Posts: 177
Post #5 4 Apr 2020 10:40
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Just a general question mate maybe fishing lakes have different dates i dont know! And it helps me hit 100 comments so i can get on classifieds No drama
If its offended you il put the post down ????
Keebs
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Post #6 4 Apr 2020 10:42
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Considering the wealth of "expert opinion" spouted by all and sundry on all the other CV threads - this post literally made me spit tea

Thanks Ian for the best laugh I've had in weeks
Wayne Wayne
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Post #7 4 Apr 2020 10:53
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Schools September so be lucky to get out before the winter if you have no waters to fish.......

2020Ukcarper
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Post #8 4 Apr 2020 10:55
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Yeah i know bloody nightmare but better to be safe isnt it
Daveb36 Daveb36
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Post #9 4 Apr 2020 11:07
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Be patient, your count will rise all in good time and you'll be able to buy and sell tackle that nobody can use in due course. As for the virus phuq knows.
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #10 4 Apr 2020 11:10
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Yes and it's 100 meaningful posts. Posts consisting of one or two words or a smiley won't count.
Greekskii Greekskii
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Post #11 4 Apr 2020 11:10
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You do know they have to be 100 USEFUL posts right?
Apps316 Apps316
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Post #12 4 Apr 2020 11:11
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The school my wife works at said yesterday there is still a slim chance of them going back in June. Obviously things will become a lot clearer in the coming weeks on the true impact and whether we've managed to slow it down enough.
daviduk daviduk
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Post #13 4 Apr 2020 11:11
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I believe it will be June 16 ,just in time for the rivers me thinks.
Apps316 Apps316
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Post #14 4 Apr 2020 11:11
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Like yours? Oh and and mine now!
jeffire jeffire
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Post #15 4 Apr 2020 11:24
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What virus ?
ip100 ip100
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Post #16 4 Apr 2020 11:27
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Daft questions won't help your post count!
Wayne Wayne
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Post #17 4 Apr 2020 11:31
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I'm sure the MODS will decide when a thumb is worthy.......
BlankasorusRex BlankasorusRex
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Post #18 4 Apr 2020 11:39
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Ok I wasn't going to say anything but I couldn't keep this to myself.

I've got an old shed at the bottom of the garden, doesn't look much from the outside, but it actually contains a portal to another dimension. I popped down there last night and asked God for you, he reckons he's aiming to have this virus all done by next Thursday.

To be honest though he'd been hitting the Stellas cos he can't get out due to the lockdown, so I'm not sure how accurate his info was.
framey framey
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Post #19 4 Apr 2020 11:41
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They say the peak is about 3 weeks time and then it should start to see the difference
But I think they be guessing
BlankasorusRex BlankasorusRex
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Post #20 4 Apr 2020 11:42
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No need to guess. I'm telling you it's next Thursday
darkoL darkoL
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Post #21 4 Apr 2020 11:43
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You should be asking this on facebook apparently all the expersts are there... Including the 5g ones that go hand in hand with corona... You should also have a look of all the empty hospitals in Italy on youtube because everything is a hoax...
framey framey
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Post #22 4 Apr 2020 11:44
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Can you go and find out who is going to win next years national lol
Goose Goose
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Post #23 4 Apr 2020 11:47
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Yea but your guy forgot to mention the second great fire of London is coming first, started accidentally by some old geezer crashing his range rover visiting wife at buck House.
JamieH
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Post #24 4 Apr 2020 11:49
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Be gentle fellas. Something tells me that the OP is a young man whom like many of us is counting down the days to simply take part in the most basic of things that we can no longer do.
mal mal
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Post #25 4 Apr 2020 12:00
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don't suppose he said anything about the footy did he...?
BlankasorusRex BlankasorusRex
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Post #26 4 Apr 2020 12:00
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Ah you mean like get any peace and quiet in my own house?
BlankasorusRex BlankasorusRex
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Post #27 4 Apr 2020 12:03
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Funny enough he did. He said that they are going to award the premier league to Liverpool. But they are going to cut the trophy in half as they only played half a season to win it.

So they are going to be half champions. All the Liverpool fans will claim they are the winners, obviously we will all know the truth.

Half championies, half championies la la la
mal mal
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Post #28 4 Apr 2020 12:04
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jeffire jeffire
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Post #29 4 Apr 2020 12:04
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He did mal we will win the league fotr the next 5 years but only win the champions league for 3 of the next 5 !! Saying that preston win the other 2 so not all bad.
JamieH
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Post #30 4 Apr 2020 12:05
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Yes indeed!!!

Take a walk a long the canal with your dog without people looking at you like you are the disease.

Meeting up with your buddies in the cafe at 11am on a Saturday morning then heading off to the pub to watch the first game of football of the day.

Going to the gym and lifting a bit of weight.

And of course... getting out and doing a bit of angling to restore the balance in your life.
mal mal
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Post #31 4 Apr 2020 12:06
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that works for me jeff!
BlankasorusRex BlankasorusRex
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Post #32 4 Apr 2020 12:06
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I did tell you he'd been hitting the tinnies a bit hard of late.
jeffire jeffire
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Post #33 4 Apr 2020 12:18
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Wayne Wayne
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Post #34 4 Apr 2020 12:18
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Plenty of empty hospitals here in the UK which were now not allowed near.......
jeffire jeffire
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Post #35 4 Apr 2020 12:19
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Thats where the aliens are going
wandle1 wandle1
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Post #36 4 Apr 2020 12:21
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'When this virus I over'...?

I have seen the best and most selfish actions during this time..

I hope though,that everyone learns that life is not about having stuff,a super flashy car,a mint home.,overt wasteful materialism..

Hopefully, in day to day living and how we go about our impact upon others and the environment is what I hope to see change..

That would be a positive...I live in hope...

BlankasorusRex BlankasorusRex
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Post #37 4 Apr 2020 12:22
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It just shows you how many people waste the staff at A&Es time on unnecessary stuff that they could wait to see a GP for or go to a Pharmacist for.

Someone told me that their A&E has on average 300-400 none urgent walk ins a day normally. A present they are getting about 15. Funny how the thought of contracting a deadly virus focuses people's minds on perhaps doing what they should have done in the first place.
Wayne Wayne
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Post #38 4 Apr 2020 12:23
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No, there already in Nevada......

Amazing wayne......140,000 hospital beds in the UK and this Virus has emptied the majority and cancelled nearly all operations.....fishy is an understatement.......
Gregc1980
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Post #39 4 Apr 2020 14:02
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The on about lifting the lockdown in May if people stick to the rule and the not by the look of it so probs won't happen
Mart74 Mart74
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Post #40 4 Apr 2020 14:04
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17th April
Goose Goose
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Post #41 4 Apr 2020 14:51
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Is that 2021.
Justin_Time Justin_Time
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Post #42 4 Apr 2020 15:43
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We will be out be the end of April in general but further lock-downs are likely throughout the summer. The Angling Trust and Salmon & Trout Association will hopefully lobby for angling to start up and continue throughout. New habits will have formed and old habits lost and I dont think we will see some anglers return. However, I feel for those people to whom angling is their escape and their life. I know a few who are really struggling with the reality of life normally kept at bay through regular long sessions by the lake fishing for carp.
2020Ukcarper
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Post #43 4 Apr 2020 15:54
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I agree Strongly with what your saying There.
Greekskii Greekskii
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Post #44 4 Apr 2020 16:01
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Most hospitals are dead quiet at the minute. Local one has 6-8 per ward. Normally looking at double/triple that.

They are gearing up for being overwhelmed with cases of this virus but it feels more like a ‘better safe than sorry' but of preparation. But then what do two hospitals do when they service 700,000 people in the county. Maybe this whole thing will prompt them to build a new one...or two...so people have access to proper healthcare all year round.
johnnyfubar johnnyfubar
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Post #45 4 Apr 2020 16:02
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Seems to be a lot of scum out there using various scams around the world to profit from the situation.
But using it to get to 100 posts to get on the classifieds? Lame
If there's a Darwin award for scammers you'll probably win the 2020 vote

Best

Jon
Goose Goose
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Post #46 4 Apr 2020 16:03
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Only one thing will build new, cash.
Goose Goose
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Post #47 4 Apr 2020 16:08
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Was a time you had to be a member for a certain length of time as well as the post count, surely putting bait up for swapping is trying to get around the rules?
2020Ukcarper
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Post #48 4 Apr 2020 16:23
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Im far for scum Matey! Ive set up a charity for a friend of mine to help his family that has passed away with the virus i have also been helping old and vulnrable people at my local town with shopping ! Stop snowflaking at people when u dont know them! I just made a topic about it since this is the Seriousness of the world atm! And yes i still am trying to hit 100 doesnt mean i will stop talking about it after i do reach that! And you tell me how do i profit from this
capt_swearword
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Post #49 4 Apr 2020 17:08
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He's not calling you scum, just highlighting the fact you want access to the classifieds which you've openly admitted to. Scum you are not, lame yes
johnnyfubar johnnyfubar
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Post #50 4 Apr 2020 17:21
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Hi Dan,

Cheers for the post, but scum was what I was going for, lame was just a "Brucey" bonus

Mods will sort it I'm sure.

Best

Jon
bluebeat13
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Post #51 4 Apr 2020 17:24
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Only 7 more posts to go! Hopefully once he has access to all of the wanted ads and broken tempest bivvies it will keep him quiet. With luck the guy on there who wants to swap his Basias for a sealed bag of sawdust boilies will still be looking when he makes that magical century
capt_swearword
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Post #52 4 Apr 2020 17:36
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Brucey bonus, love it
DaveAE DaveAE
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Post #53 4 Apr 2020 18:19
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I wouldnt have thought restrictions will be lifted until much before the end of may, then it will be a slow process until everything can go back to normal.
framey framey
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Post #54 4 Apr 2020 18:20
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Is that Nevada or nirvana lol
woody71
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Post #55 4 Apr 2020 18:42
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100 posts don't automatically qualify for a thumb according to the rules:

The member must have contributed a minimum of 100 posts that in the opinion of the Moderators have been constructive and have positively contributed to the Forum

Could well be some way off yet
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #56 4 Apr 2020 18:48
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How many ****ing threads are running on this now for ****sake
Cam Cam
MODERATORMOD
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Post #57 4 Apr 2020 18:57
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Just so everyone knows:-

(A) The member must have been a member of the Forum for at least 3 months
(B) The member must have contributed a minimum of 100 posts that in the opinion of the Moderators have been constructive and have positively contributed to the Forum.

As for the OP, I have a feeling this weekend will be the make or break of it. IF (BIG IF) people are sensible this weekend and don't all swamp to the beach, parks etc..like the weekend before "the stay at home" was brought into force a change in the restrictions could be made. IMO of course.

Oh and off to the non-carp section with 99% of the other cv threads
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #58 4 Apr 2020 20:56
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I think you're right Cam.
My missus had to go out today and saw loads of people in a park as she drove past. Stricter restrictions coming?
Cam Cam
MODERATORMOD
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Post #59 4 Apr 2020 21:31
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Stricter restrictions coming?

If they all go out en-mass then they will have no choice IMO.

Where I live a have a big open space outside the house (the estates playing field), 500 yards behind my house you are 'down the back' where the river is with river walks etc..

I watch people in 2's, 3's and 4's walk from off of the estate come from the top of the field past my house to go down the back.
My missus went for a walk down there the other day and came back within 15 minutes as she said there was too many people down there. She couldn't cross a bridge over the river to go even further afield as there were too many people hanging around the bridge clearly not knowing how far 2 metres is.
duggs
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Post #60 4 Apr 2020 23:36
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Very similar to me, worst thing in the park behind me is the joggers all using the very narrow entrance or bridges as a stretching point.
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #61 4 Apr 2020 23:45
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I bet you have the binoculars out watching some of them too
duggs
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Post #62 5 Apr 2020 05:35
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Trees are in the way
Carp-man76 Carp-man76
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Post #63 5 Apr 2020 07:16
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Where in the press has it stated that schools are back in September ?
Wayne Wayne
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Post #64 5 Apr 2020 08:00
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It's not in the press yet, my Mrs was told by the governor's and head teacher......
Carp-man76 Carp-man76
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Post #65 5 Apr 2020 09:45
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Thanks bud I have 2 kids one of which has ASD and the other struggles with not being at school.
My wife happened to mention that she read on a forum the same thing as you so I think we will gear up to keep the home school going until then 👍
Wayne Wayne
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Post #66 5 Apr 2020 10:15
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To be fair it's the school governors opinion and not fact but I'm sure they must have some form of information to base this on so you never know......

My Mrs is a SEN Teacher and has been doing loads for the children via websites etc and said some are really struggling with the current changes from there normal routine......
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #67 5 Apr 2020 12:19
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I have heard from people that work in schools,they may look at going back after the May half term.This will only be an option if cases of this man made virus are reducing
Goose Goose
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Post #68 5 Apr 2020 13:39
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Well I heard the government had offered free school dinners to all teachers and cheese and biscuits for afternoon recess if they went back in two weeks time but the union have rejected this offer and are demanding a full english which they will never get as it would be senn as political racism.
mal mal
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Post #69 5 Apr 2020 14:03
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Look at you with your subliminal messages eh Braders!

There's no definite call on schools yet. Some thinking is that this year may just be written off and to reopen in September.

Others that if we can get the kids back before the Summer hols it will be much better, especially for those in y10 who are partway through their gcse study - many with exam coursework and units that should be completed in this school year.

The current y11 cohort are ok as the decision has been made regarding awarding their grades but there's a massive knock on effect for next years leavers too....

A lot of kids - and their families- will be struggling with the change in routine and I know it's something that SEN students really benefit from.

I can tell you that teachers won't be enjoying this at all as the most rewarding thing about the job is working with students and seeing them succeed in their own ways.

Edit - and Goose, you're missing a couple of capital letters and some punctuation. You also have a spelling to fix. Please write out 'seen' 3 times and see me at break.
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #70 5 Apr 2020 14:29
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No one will ever convince me its not man made.Its what I believe and I'm sticking with it
scozza
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Post #71 5 Apr 2020 14:32
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Is that what your lass told you to say
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #72 5 Apr 2020 15:23
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Nope your sister
Goose Goose
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Post #73 5 Apr 2020 15:40
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Thought it had been proved the American professor had sold covid19 to the Chinese, he has been arrested and charged so wait for the trial assuming he doesn't somehow accidentally hang himself.
scozza
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Post #74 5 Apr 2020 16:53
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In reply to Post #72
Least I wear the trousers in our hose
Goose Goose
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Post #75 5 Apr 2020 16:56
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Does she let you choose them?
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #76 5 Apr 2020 17:00
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Course you do,when your lady let's you
ralph69 ralph69
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Post #77 5 Apr 2020 17:15
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😂lol at that last bit
scozza
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Post #78 5 Apr 2020 18:11
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Exactly

The_Saint The_Saint
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Post #79 6 Apr 2020 12:56
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My headteacher has said that the head teachers union are suggesting schools may return sometime in June. They have also said that should schools reopen in Sept, many will open during the summer holidays to reintegrate students back into education.
The_Saint The_Saint
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Post #80 6 Apr 2020 12:58
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Damn right mate, as a teacher for 18yrs, I'm hating this period of time. I love school holidays but i need to be teaching now for the sake of their future, as well as their health along with my health.
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