Because.
I don't wear camo.
I prefer real beer to lager
I don't like pot noodle.
I use split shot not putty
I don't speak carp lingo
I never spod the granny out of it
I've never listened to a pod cast.

Your turn.

In reply to Post #1
What a weirdo

In reply to Post #1
But do you partake in a joint lol

In reply to Post #1
what no bangers

In reply to Post #3
Only beef, pork, lamb, venison,, what else is there.

In reply to Post #4
No only the sausage verity.

Looks like the heat is getting to peoples heads already

In reply to Post #2
https://youtu.be/7aItpjF5vXc

In reply to Post #8
Classic 👍
However
They're coming to take me away haha he he

In reply to Post #2
As Connor Mcgregor would say "who the **** is that guy".If you don't like what Goose has posted then don't reply.Its quite easy to not read it and go find a thread you do like

In reply to Post #8
That's specials

In reply to Post #1
"I dont speak carp lingo"...... "i dont spod the granny out of it" 🤔😂

In reply to Post #1
cause hyrdos are hip

In reply to Post #13
What are they

In reply to Post #14
He's trying to start ww3

In reply to Post #14
Don't know but these ones are scary.

https://youtu.be/dzOiC792pLE

In reply to Post #15
Oh does he mean hydros

In reply to Post #1
We have a lot in common.
I don't wear camo. Nor do I. I wear green and drab colours though.
I prefer real beer to lager. Same here
I don't like pot noodle. Same here but I am partial to a Thai Sweet Chilli Naked Noodle.
I use split shot not putty. I use bottom baits.
I don't speak carp lingo. Good because it's embarrassing to listen to.
I never spod the granny out of it. Yeah I get bored after a few casts.
I've never listened to a pod cast. Yes not just fishing but any sort of pod cast.

Also I don't know what hydros are or mean and I don't really care.
Call me a boring **** but I don't do drugs either, no need when you drink as much as I do.

I don't have forearm tats.
I don't have a huge beard.
I don't wear a woolly hat year round.
I don't have a bait boat.
I have a girlfriend.

In reply to Post #5
Gammon?

....i don't weigh and do foto's
....i never been on any Paylake and never will be
....i'm not active on social media

In reply to Post #7
Asking about the sizing of bivvy slippers, and nice soft pillows is reallll carpy. 😮😉😕

In reply to Post #1
I also dont wear camo (actually thats a lie I have 2x camo beanies in my beanie collection)
I prefer red wine on the bank (and have done since my 20's much to the amusement of others)
I hate spodding and find its generally a fish scarer rather than attractor
I rarely if ever use zigs (generally because I cant be arsed and think its cheating)
I have neither beard nor tats
I dont spk carp lingo or shout 'get in' when I've caught one
I prefer to sleep at night and catch at either dusk or dawn rather than be rudely awakened at 3.58 am
I've never tied or used a ronnie rig or a turbo german or any other daft rig
I don't use overpriced designer boilies and only have 2x pots of pop ups
I only graff fish I like the look of
I only weigh fish if it looks like a PB
I listen to Radio 4 pretty much exclusively when fishing
If I'm comfy and confident I rarely move swims
I'm not interested in social media
I like using bait boats . . .!!

In reply to Post #1
bit of a laugh!

I wear old clothes for fishing.
I fold my reel handles... but only so they fit in the holdall.
I clean my mug between cups of tea.

I don't half mind a lager or a podcast though!!!

In reply to Post #21
I would say not weighing fish is VERY "carpy". Discuss if you wish...!

In reply to Post #25
i dont weigh my captures these days, unless its big fish in France or som eof the bigger ones in the lake i run only to see how they are progessing.

In reply to Post #25
Yes, very

I have a real tree bib n brace thats twenty years old that i sometimes wear when roving for predators in winter.
I prefer coca cola or very rarely an occasional cidar
I like the chicken and mushroom pot noodle. Id be extremely wary of anyone who doesnt.
I use balance weights as the lobster sized crays where i fish would chew off shot or putty very quickly
I can barely speak english let alone carpese. But I will ironically shout 'hit it' or 'bosh'
I spod. The fish respond well to it on my tickets. Both my grannies been dead for years.
I listen to pod casts all the time. Joe Rogan, Lex, James English, Micheal Franzese, Korda. You are missing out on a very interesting world if you dont.

I guess that makes me 50% carpy?

In reply to Post #29
I've only heard of korda in that list but never listened. Only vids I watch are esp hearn ones but did watch laney a bit during lock down even though I was working through it but couldn't go fishing.

In reply to Post #29
Joe Rogan with Joey Diaz 👍

In reply to Post #31
Only one Diaz.

In reply to Post #32
Yer but she knows naff all about hydros

In reply to Post #33
I bet she knows how to spell it

In reply to Post #34
I only ever needed to spell my name , and look at the view

In reply to Post #35
Wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting

In reply to Post #36
Enyway surfing is easy

In reply to Post #20
Leave the poor man alone

In reply to Post #1
You forgot Hair Gel.

In reply to Post #36
I'd be well 91553d if she didn't follow through on me though.

In reply to Post #39
Sparkling trainers and all the big fish on yer phone and showing every poor sod, and the odd bit of carp slang thrown in for good measure, banging

In reply to Post #31
OH MY GOS HE'S CHANGING FLAVOURS!

love that guy

In reply to Post #23
You.re a man after my own heart, Belch..