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Best Carp Nicknames (33 posts / 4,485 views)
rattyyy
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Post #1 3 Feb 2026 19:54
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What are the best carp nicknames and the stories behind them? Jack the Net Ripper is a personal favourite (from Horton I believe)
whitey79 whitey79
Posts: 447
Post #2 3 Feb 2026 21:48
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Yer mar

So when people say had anything you can reply with yes yer mar
MrNuvawun MrNuvawun
Posts: 2,443
Post #3 3 Feb 2026 22:54
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Was a fish in a lake I used to fish, called "Jagger". Had proper massive rubbery lips lol 😂
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #4 3 Feb 2026 23:19
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Not a great lover of naming carp.
I remember catching a carp of a reasonable size, it was a PB and I was pleased.
Then some knob came up proclaiming it was called blah blah and then proceeded to tell me the history of its previous captures, how much it weighed previously and how much it had gained and lost.
Spoilt it for me
essdee essdee
Posts: 885
Post #5 4 Feb 2026 07:57
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In reply to Post #1
I've fished for a carp called Swim Shady.
finbob finbob
Posts: 3,466
Post #6 4 Feb 2026 08:02
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In reply to Post #1
Always liked Gary Linear!
essesxandy essesxandy
Posts: 3,197
Post #7 4 Feb 2026 08:04
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In reply to Post #1
Didn't Jack live in Longfield before being moved to Horton?
Cam Cam
MODERATORMOD
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Post #8 4 Feb 2026 08:31
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In reply to Post #7
That he did Andy
bmthman bmthman
Posts: 978
Post #9 4 Feb 2026 12:57
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The strangest names I came across were - Inter City and Dracula
kishy69 kishy69
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Post #10 4 Feb 2026 14:47
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The Beast..cause it absolutely beastie you when caught it
Dekay Dekay
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Post #11 4 Feb 2026 15:39
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Abbey, Kingfisher. Your mum. As in "what you had mate? "
NemesisWitch NemesisWitch
Posts: 1,423
Post #12 4 Feb 2026 20:43
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In reply to Post #9
We did come up with some good names for those Roach (and then Spinny) fish.
Alongside Inter and Drac, we had Special Brew, Chippendale, Solar.
Then one of the features to cast to from Caravan Point was Madonna's Tits.
Best of times and such a laugh. No sponsored anglers, no names. Just fun.
Budder Budder
Posts: 88
Post #13 4 Feb 2026 21:20
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The Millwall fish in Stone acres, because it likes to ruck (fight hard). Hartley's in Christchurch because you have to be a jammy bugger to catch it.
mark1009
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Post #14 4 Feb 2026 21:33
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Captain Mainwaring.
jhhilton1983 jhhilton1983
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Post #15 5 Feb 2026 09:31
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In reply to Post #1
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Nordle
Posts: 400
Post #16 5 Feb 2026 17:13
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In reply to Post #1
the common, the mirror and the leather
sharpda sharpda
Posts: 151
Post #17 5 Feb 2026 17:24
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I went round a syndicate last year and the big one was called Syphilis.

It was named as the person who caught had it a few times so called it that as he said every time he goes down he catches it. Person who walked me round said carp anglers are just weird
framey framey
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Post #18 5 Feb 2026 17:27
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In reply to Post #17
True though…
nexus6
Posts: 172
Post #19 6 Feb 2026 11:09
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got to be Basil......
bmthman bmthman
Posts: 978
Post #20 6 Feb 2026 13:58
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In reply to Post #12
Takes me back in time i can remember catching Solar & Inter City from Roach and Dracula from Spinny. Always wondered what else was moved from Roach & Ivy into Spinny?
Yes no names on either, did not come across the names until the last season i spent on Rockford after many years of peace and quiet on there.
NemesisWitch NemesisWitch
Posts: 1,423
Post #21 6 Feb 2026 20:05
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In reply to Post #20
There is a list somewhere... In a diary.
Roach to Spinny
Roach to Ivy
Ivy to Spinny
Spinny to Ivy
Rockford to Ivy
Rockford to Spinny
Etc etc etc
All linked via underground pipes so negligible risk.

I'd also add that CAC never had any authority or consent to move fish how they did, from Wedgehill and Holtwood. Any especially not from the Hampshire Avon..
Hudson Hudson
Posts: 1,456
Post #22 6 Feb 2026 22:19
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For comical names I like the "Beadle" in Cartagena, as in Jeremy ……the fish has withered little deformed fins. Made me laugh for the ingenuity in coming up with the name


Other than that I hate all the new breed of names. Especially for just standard fish. The special ones can have names. The 32lb VS linear just doesn't need one. It's always been when fish get to around 30's or something very very distinctive they get a name. How big the fish are in comparison to the 80's/90's nowadays I think that should be increased. Every fish in the lake simply doesn't need a name
maplecream
Posts: 723
Post #23 7 Feb 2026 08:29
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The Elstow fish were in a league of their own regarding names, Hagler, Bruno, grey slug, the flask, Black cloud, the slag, Orange scaley, captain speckles...many more that I've forgotten 😃
rattyyy
Posts: 28
Post #24 7 Feb 2026 17:40
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Some great replies here with some quality nicknames haha. I do agree with a few comments here about how the non-human names are so much better. I would much rather catch a character fish called The Slag than some stockie called "Bill's Fish" from a manicured, gravel swim lake dug 2 years ago.

Another three iconic names I thought of: The Amphibian, King Fungus and the Toadless Leather from Frogmore
whitey79 whitey79
Posts: 447
Post #25 8 Feb 2026 08:57
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The bishop
CarpCodger71 CarpCodger71
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Post #26 8 Feb 2026 09:58
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In reply to Post #1
Kodak loved the camera
glw1978
Posts: 925
Post #27 8 Feb 2026 11:04
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In reply to Post #26
One in my club lake called c###s fish. Everyone wanted to catch it but the first guy that did was not the most popular angler on the lake hence the name.
AideyKaye
Posts: 1,010
Post #28 8 Feb 2026 12:24
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Not many have imaginary names, more to do with how they look or how often they are on the bank.

Current pond I am on, the two biggest fish are big dark commons in a sea of pale scaley mirrors, so they are named after two well known female tennis playing sisters

I think the anglers had better nicknames than the fish.

I once asked why Brian was known as Brian the barstard. Turns out he was a copper.
scaley&dark
Posts: 5,563
Post #29 11 Feb 2026 22:21
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In reply to Post #8
Big B0llocks from the tip lake always made me chuckle

Bruno, from Darenth big lake

Wasn't there a fish called 'the Turd' in Harefield ?

kells kells
Posts: 6,017
Post #30 11 Feb 2026 22:33
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In reply to Post #23
Wasn't one of the Elstow fish named the "King of Elstow" or something. Bit of a regular in the Angling press. Caught from an un named Bedfordshire clay pit..
Baky
Posts: 118
Post #31 12 Feb 2026 16:36
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One of our old club waters had 'Tevez',an ugly deformed carp!
essesxandy essesxandy
Posts: 3,197
Post #32 13 Feb 2026 07:39
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In reply to Post #31
Should have been used for an ugly deformed pike or piranha.
vossy1 vossy1
MODERATORMOD
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Post #33 13 Feb 2026 12:47
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In reply to Post #32
Just what I was thinking
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