Jubilee doesn't mean anything to me so I'm off fishing I'm on canal for a few days been baiting a swim up since Monday and Sod's law when I got there today someone's float fishing the very swim, still I went to next stretch and saw 2 fish jump or slap tail on surface and disturbed a fish in the edge so set up there instead.
Fingers crossed for next few days I feel confident
Fingers crossed for next few days I feel confident
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Off with the peasants head.
Off with the peasants head.
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Friday, Saturday and Sunday celebrating the jubilee at various friends
British moan about foreigners yet when i comes to being "British" moan, but happily take the bank holiday days given
Friday, Saturday and Sunday celebrating the jubilee at various friends
British moan about foreigners yet when i comes to being "British" moan, but happily take the bank holiday days given
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Send to the tower and watch a box set of korda videos
Send to the tower and watch a box set of korda videos
Working Thursday
Working Friday
France for a week on Saturday 😜👍
Working Friday
France for a week on Saturday 😜👍
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Loads of family stuff all weekend. Looking forward to it. It's not necessarily about whether or not the jubilee/monarchy mean anything to you, it's a good excuse for a long weekend with an excuse for a party or two
Loads of family stuff all weekend. Looking forward to it. It's not necessarily about whether or not the jubilee/monarchy mean anything to you, it's a good excuse for a long weekend with an excuse for a party or two
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Do we have a choice in the matter then regarding bank holidays??
Do we have a choice in the matter then regarding bank holidays??
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No but apparently if you're company is closed and everyone else you interact with whisky at work is off then you still have to do your job
No but apparently if you're company is closed and everyone else you interact with whisky at work is off then you still have to do your job
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I'm normally a Republican but for the gift of extra bank holidays and for this weekend only, never to be repeated, I'm a Royalist (while sat on the lake)
I'm normally a Republican but for the gift of extra bank holidays and for this weekend only, never to be repeated, I'm a Royalist (while sat on the lake)
I'll be working Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Somebody has to pay tax to fund the German dosser and her nonce son's payouts to minors he's been through.
On the bank now for the night might do two dunno, was literally 6 seconds from sleep and a mid twenty decided to play silly buggers.
I don't want to sound ungrateful but id been in the bag 3 minutes or less was literally ready to drop after a long day lol
Still.... 1-0-0-0 on a social 😂
I don't want to sound ungrateful but id been in the bag 3 minutes or less was literally ready to drop after a long day lol
Still.... 1-0-0-0 on a social 😂
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I thought exactly that lol
I thought exactly that lol
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I've just put back a 6:14oz canal tench not what I was after but welcome nonetheless
I've just put back a 6:14oz canal tench not what I was after but welcome nonetheless
I have as.much interest in the Royals as they have in me.
I don't read tabloids or any online articles about them so this stuff doesn't even touch me. Mind you I'm I'm same with most 'events'.
Don't know Cup Final days either. Or who is playing.
I don't read tabloids or any online articles about them so this stuff doesn't even touch me. Mind you I'm I'm same with most 'events'.
Don't know Cup Final days either. Or who is playing.
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Bit harsh that
I say put the man in some stocks outside the palace. 10p for a wet sponge or 50p for a frozen one
Bit harsh that
I say put the man in some stocks outside the palace. 10p for a wet sponge or 50p for a frozen one
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Amen......
Amen......
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No it's buggered up my plans, bank holiday on a Thursday and Friday too many on the bank this morning, went at 5am and came back home had the place to myself Monday and Wednesday, bloody royal family, I remember the proper jubilee celebrations in 1977 following a certain band that we're banned everywhere what a glorious time to be a teenager that was 😁
No it's buggered up my plans, bank holiday on a Thursday and Friday too many on the bank this morning, went at 5am and came back home had the place to myself Monday and Wednesday, bloody royal family, I remember the proper jubilee celebrations in 1977 following a certain band that we're banned everywhere what a glorious time to be a teenager that was 😁
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i'll be angling Friday night
i'll be angling Friday night
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Did you name the mod twenty Frenzy?
Did you name the mod twenty Frenzy?
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and if he did, i bet he licked it when he returned it
and if he did, i bet he licked it when he returned it
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Not for me this weekend. They haven't properly spawned yet so hopefully will get it done if the temps stay up in the next couple of days. The fishing has been poor the last couple of weeks and it will be busy this weekend. The long weekend is a good excuse for a few parties.
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Same here, just feeding them
Same here, just feeding them
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'Don't know Cup Final days either. Or who is playing'
It's Liverpool vs someone else
'Don't know Cup Final days either. Or who is playing'
It's Liverpool vs someone else
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Be worth watching if Ken Dodd and the Diddy men were playing.
Be worth watching if Ken Dodd and the Diddy men were playing.
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😁👍
😁👍
Generational.tapeworm,..own much of Kernowworld.com..UK,s
largest, living theme park.
largest, living theme park.
Just seen a good 20 military helicopters, big ****s. Then spitfires and a big old bomber heading over Brentwood. Oh hold up, there's a load more prop planes and a jet, then 3 huge bloody bombers, modern combat jets... it's an endless chronological line of death.
So much for carbon neutrality
Quite the sight while enjoying a doobie though
So much for carbon neutrality
Quite the sight while enjoying a doobie though
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Yes nice, we can do the carbon **** tomorrow
Yes nice, we can do the carbon **** tomorrow
Not me. Syndicate closed for a month for spawning. The way it should be
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Wasn't that ugly 😂
Wasn't that ugly 😂
I'm celebrating it by getting trolleyed watching county cricket
In reply to Post #30
Seen them fly over at the dome
Seen them fly over at the dome
what a great sight trooping the colour is
. makes you proud to be British.
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You do know our Queen has been on the throne for 70 years, that's a long time ain't it
You do know our Queen has been on the throne for 70 years, that's a long time ain't it
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Well said, similar to me
Well said, similar to me
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Is it a ridgemonkey or a carplife one
Is it a ridgemonkey or a carplife one
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I said Queen, not queer, you getting excited for nothing again Braders
I said Queen, not queer, you getting excited for nothing again Braders
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70 years of living in palaces and country retreats, she should be thanking us the ****.
Ken has been fishing since the dawn of modern humans and all he got was a badge
70 years of living in palaces and country retreats, she should be thanking us the ****.
Ken has been fishing since the dawn of modern humans and all he got was a badge
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Is she part of the monarchy or the shower of **** that everybody has a problem with, the ones who runs the country, I wonder?
If we got rid of them we could hand McDonald's vouchers out to the poor?
I've had a great day, BBQ out, bunting is up, all the family round, had a few sherbets, life's good Jon, lighten up
Is she part of the monarchy or the shower of **** that everybody has a problem with, the ones who runs the country, I wonder?
If we got rid of them we could hand McDonald's vouchers out to the poor?
I've had a great day, BBQ out, bunting is up, all the family round, had a few sherbets, life's good Jon, lighten up
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the only big bomber you would of seen in Brentwood is Gemma collins..
the only big bomber you would of seen in Brentwood is Gemma collins..
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Your life may be good. I can't afford days off, don't have a garden for a bbq, family either estranged or emigrated, I've given up alcohol and my missus has lost the plot post pregnancy.
Where was the queen when my mum couldn't pay the rent, mortgage or bills after my dad left? In a palace.
Where was the queen when I've watched friends die? At her foc country estate.
Where was the queen when I walked or cycled everywhere? In a foc Range Rover or Daimler.
Where was the queen's family when our relatives were sent off to die in foreign conflict? Sipping brandy and playing with toy soldiers and maps in the English countryside.
Where will the queen be when I finally celebrate? In the ground next to the rest of them
Your life may be good. I can't afford days off, don't have a garden for a bbq, family either estranged or emigrated, I've given up alcohol and my missus has lost the plot post pregnancy.
Where was the queen when my mum couldn't pay the rent, mortgage or bills after my dad left? In a palace.
Where was the queen when I've watched friends die? At her foc country estate.
Where was the queen when I walked or cycled everywhere? In a foc Range Rover or Daimler.
Where was the queen's family when our relatives were sent off to die in foreign conflict? Sipping brandy and playing with toy soldiers and maps in the English countryside.
Where will the queen be when I finally celebrate? In the ground next to the rest of them
In reply to Post #46
£28 million of taxpayers money to celebrate, cant she fund her own party with her fortunes?
£28 million of taxpayers money to celebrate, cant she fund her own party with her fortunes?
i thought this was a carp forum
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No
Andrew took a bit
No
Do I like the royal family? Well I'd bang that Kate Middleton until people complained about the smell. Does that count?
An initial cost of less than 50p per person.
The fact that it is generating £2b for the economy seems lost on some folk.
As for her being German well, all Anglo-Saxons have German heritage.
Working Thurs to Sun, no extra pay, take the additional day off later in the year.
The fact that it is generating £2b for the economy seems lost on some folk.
As for her being German well, all Anglo-Saxons have German heritage.
Working Thurs to Sun, no extra pay, take the additional day off later in the year.
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Generating 2 billion
That's a good one
Generating 2 billion
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You could say the same about Pierce Brosnan, it's about just as relevant
You could say the same about Pierce Brosnan, it's about just as relevant
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Generating 2bn.... or put another way, a load of people buy crap plastic flags and union jack hats whilst expanding the profits of the beer industry....
I don't dislike the Queen as a person. Saw her once when she came to launch HMS invincible. She smiled and waved at us. I'm not anti royal either. Probably wouldn't invite Andrew round though. Met Edward (remember him?) once. Nice enough. Fergie's kids books are good. They didn't choose where they were born just like we didn't.
28 million quid could provide a big boost for the food banks but nobody wants to celebrate that.
All the blokes in red jackets and big hats prancing about on horses while winged death flies over? It's just our version of Kim Jong Un and his bouncing soldiers and tanks isn't it? All very expensive and pointless showing off.
As for two days off, it's during half term so no change for me. Apart from the face painting and bouncy castle on the field out back today...
Might go fishing...
Peace and love all
Edit - when's it Pierce Brosnan day? I love a bit of james bond. Prefer connery and Daniel Craig but any excuse to boost the economy eh?
Generating 2bn.... or put another way, a load of people buy crap plastic flags and union jack hats whilst expanding the profits of the beer industry....
I don't dislike the Queen as a person. Saw her once when she came to launch HMS invincible. She smiled and waved at us. I'm not anti royal either. Probably wouldn't invite Andrew round though. Met Edward (remember him?) once. Nice enough. Fergie's kids books are good. They didn't choose where they were born just like we didn't.
28 million quid could provide a big boost for the food banks but nobody wants to celebrate that.
All the blokes in red jackets and big hats prancing about on horses while winged death flies over? It's just our version of Kim Jong Un and his bouncing soldiers and tanks isn't it? All very expensive and pointless showing off.
As for two days off, it's during half term so no change for me. Apart from the face painting and bouncy castle on the field out back today...
Might go fishing...
Peace and love all
Edit - when's it Pierce Brosnan day? I love a bit of james bond. Prefer connery and Daniel Craig but any excuse to boost the economy eh?
In reply to Post #54
I suppose the difference may be in North Korea
Thay are made to stand and watch and we are not
I suppose the difference may be in North Korea
Thay are made to stand and watch and we are not
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I bet you a tenner if she met you whilst you were on the bank and she knew what you were like she would push you in
I bet you a tenner if she met you whilst you were on the bank and she knew what you were like she would push you in
In reply to Post #55
A fair point
Although the way Boris is going, don't hold your breath....
Scozza - I can imagine her asking 'you caught owt mate?' As her corgi rummaged through my sandwiches
A fair point
Although the way Boris is going, don't hold your breath....
Scozza - I can imagine her asking 'you caught owt mate?' As her corgi rummaged through my sandwiches
In reply to Post #52
Conservative estimate, the Times is predicting 6.
Conservative estimate, the Times is predicting 6.
In reply to Post #54
Sadly investing 28m in food banks wouldn't bring a return.
As for crap plastic flags and hats, they probably came from the same outlets that the scousers got their red ones from that they littered Paris with when they spat their dummies out.
Sadly investing 28m in food banks wouldn't bring a return.
As for crap plastic flags and hats, they probably came from the same outlets that the scousers got their red ones from that they littered Paris with when they spat their dummies out.
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The royals wouldn't be seen dead fishing for mud pigs in swill holes.
Only to be found on the most expensive salmon beats in Scotland with a gillie, and full entourage to provide the back up required.
The royals wouldn't be seen dead fishing for mud pigs in swill holes.
Only to be found on the most expensive salmon beats in Scotland with a gillie, and full entourage to provide the back up required.
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I pulled a rake through a swim on a local park lake a couple of times over the last 2 weeks on the qt after a couple of decent tench. Ended up having a darts match so couldn't get there til 5 Friday morning, rough as a bears arse. Bivvy on the peg.
Royalty, privilege and it's various incarnations are anathema to me mate.
But Elizabeth has been exemplary in a job she wasn't in line for and I couldn't and wouldn't want to do
Long live the Queen.
I pulled a rake through a swim on a local park lake a couple of times over the last 2 weeks on the qt after a couple of decent tench. Ended up having a darts match so couldn't get there til 5 Friday morning, rough as a bears arse. Bivvy on the peg.
Royalty, privilege and it's various incarnations are anathema to me mate.
But Elizabeth has been exemplary in a job she wasn't in line for and I couldn't and wouldn't want to do
Long live the Queen.
I was in the Netherlands this weekend visiting the oldest boy no time for fishing but found a few to watch for a while in the parliament buildings lake in the Hague between 20 to 30lb at a guess one was a long fat pig.
Edit: anyone using Schipol airport in the not too distant future be prepared for long a long wait for security, literally two scanners were open took nearly three hours from joining the que to putting our bags through.


Edit: anyone using Schipol airport in the not too distant future be prepared for long a long wait for security, literally two scanners were open took nearly three hours from joining the que to putting our bags through.


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My personal view is we should have saved 6th June as the second Bank Holiday, in recognition of the D day landings, which are equally as important as the Platinum Jubilee.
I fished much of last week.
I had a job interview last Monday and start this week, induction day tomorrow, so fished Tuesday to Saturday after helping my dad with a few bits Tuesday morning.
Saw the fish, but for some reason they were very cagey. It could be because they were in the margins. Lowered a bait in on them, but they totally ignored it.
My personal view is we should have saved 6th June as the second Bank Holiday, in recognition of the D day landings, which are equally as important as the Platinum Jubilee.
I fished much of last week.
I had a job interview last Monday and start this week, induction day tomorrow, so fished Tuesday to Saturday after helping my dad with a few bits Tuesday morning.
Saw the fish, but for some reason they were very cagey. It could be because they were in the margins. Lowered a bait in on them, but they totally ignored it.
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