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Positive thoughts can set the tone for how we approach challenges and opportunities. And I would say the words we use every day also have an impact on that. Here are some I use that I get from this list of positive words:
Words like "thankfulness" remind me to appreciate the blessings in our lives, big and small.
"Beauty" encourages to find the magic in the world around us.
Oh, and my favourite one is "bonanza". Learned it recently. It means a bunch of good things altogether.
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Sorry for reviving this thread, but I think most of us need something like that.
Today, I want to share a little reminder that every step you take, no matter how small, is progress. Even on those days when it feels like you're barely moving forward, remember that you're still moving. Sometimes, the most significant growth happens in the smallest moments, so be kind to yourself and celebrate those little victories.
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In reply to Post #507
🤮bet he looks like Nora Batty
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In reply to Post #507
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In reply to Post #506
So your missus likes you dressing up in women's clothes, you've got the hair for it
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In reply to Post #505
can't deny it. let's just say that there might have been an ulterior motive in some of my christmas shopping for mrs mal...
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In reply to Post #504
Don't tell lies it's your browsing habits that has caused that.
Don't worry I won't judge, whatever you do in the privacy of your home is up to you 
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remember this one?
my positive thought for the day
you know how the little advertising banners flash up at the top of the forum page? usually related to your - or your kids / wife / cat's browsing habits...
so today one came up for the 'Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual Sale'... out of curiosity i clicked on it...
... I can see why they call it 'semi' annual now....  
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In reply to Post #502
With a bit of luck we might start getting some better weather , getting fed up with this flaming rain.
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Todays is the shortest day of the year. So Starting tomorrow the amount of daylight hours we will get will start to increase 
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In reply to Post #500
That won't happen Chi-na and Russia are sending them antivax propaganda 
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In reply to Post #499
Well... until Biden won, we could always rely on the USA to do that job.
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In reply to Post #498
OK I believe you thousands wouldn't.
In that case it's ok for me to say I'm hoping more people suffer in other countries to make us look better.
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In reply to Post #497
It was a sarcasm tinhead.
We do need that smiley don't we?
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In reply to Post #496
So people getting ill and having to go into tier 3 is a positive.
I've been reading some of your recent posts and you need to have a rethink, you seem to be losing your hippy neutrality.
Some decisions are always going to be damned if they do and damned if they don't, no one can please all the people all the time.
Tiers, lockdowns and Christmas are a prime example
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been a while since we had one of these so I thought I'd give it a go..
With London and the South east being put into Tier 3 - joining everything north of watford (apart from Liverpool who may or may not have done some dodgy deal...) the government have taken the first step in their 'levelling up' mission to reduce the north / south divide.
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In reply to Post #494
Thank **** they made that wall first eh, otherwise it could have been called “jocks” wall, would never have had the same ring too it for me 
Saying that they were onto something, maybe we should build another to keep Jennette Crankie and her clan out
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In reply to Post #493
Watch out for the Romans they haven't paid back that wealth that pilfered of us last time.
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The builders have stopped their early morning drilling and digging.
In fact since Tuesday when they dug the whole ****ing street up, they've not done anything at all. ...
The good news is that I now have a moat around the front of the house in case of any medieval invaders turning up
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In reply to Post #486
😂😂😂😂🤭
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Just watching an amazing story on the news about safa and marwa - 2 little girls who were born conjoined at the head with intertwined brain.
Over 50 hours of surgery at GOSH - all paid for by a private donor - and they are now home with parents. Lots of extra needs but they'll grow up together but not joined. Amazing surgeons ! 
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In reply to Post #488
Yes see you in footy thread
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Football is back tomorrow. ...
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The batman trailer....
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'Katie Price has reportedly been banned from having sex for two weeks, as doctors advised her to lie down and not move following her foot operation.'
I'm pretty sure that was my ex's default setting for sex anyway....
Apologies for any offence caused by that joke which was clearly from a 1979 version of my brain
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Message Suppressed by Forum Moderator.
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In reply to Post #483
God she's enough to make me buy a Chelsea tractor and leave the engine running outside a school, fly around the world endlessly just for the sake of it.
I might even put a few cans in the general waste 
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In reply to Post #482
You, me and Greta eh tinhead?
Catch the little beggars and use them for bait
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In reply to Post #480
How do you stop maggots in food recycling bins, the obvious answer is stop the flies getting in there to lay eggs but I only open the lid just long enough to put food in 
The positive part of this is I recycle 
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In reply to Post #480
I bet they weren't wearing masks either our washing their hands either
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Had a ridiculous invasion of flies over the past few days... big ugly black things hanging out in my kitchen. no social distancing and definitely not part of my 'bubble' ..... 
Have had the 'cupboard under the sink' all pulled out and disinfected. thrown away old stuff that was there from 1972. Same behind the washing machine.
now - there are literally 'no flies on me'
sometimes it the little victories that make you smile
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If you haven't seen this girl yet you're missing out...
https://youtu.be/SUTYsl9TTvA - very funny
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In reply to Post #477
That's good news
Things seem quiet here on the Covid front ... people careful but doing more and more.
Where abouts in Italy?
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In reply to Post #474
Hopefully it's not in the north west eh?
Brill news 
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In reply to Post #474
Fingers crossed for you
Can you say what it may be?
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So today is international friendship day Which is a bit hippy even by my standards.
However, it's a good reminder to contact a mate and catch up
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In reply to Post #471
Just had a read and it seems he's run off to Spain after a fictional attack on his million pound home.
Obviously he's learned Spanish before moving there as he's a big advocate of being able to speak the language of the country where you live....
As my Nanna would say, good riddance to bad rubbish.
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In reply to Post #470
Was on yahoo, metro and standard 👍🏻
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In reply to Post #469
Really? 
That's a start...
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In reply to Post #468
Positive point for the day last Cv patient in Blackpool leaves intensive care.
And even better news Tommy Robinson/Yaxley has left the UK.
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Jordan Henderson - FWA player of the year.
Not bad for the lad who was never going to replace stevie Gerrard
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https://youtu.be/Sv5iEK-IEzw - eddy izzard Death Star canteen
Just for fun. The lego makes it even better!
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In reply to Post #462
Another positive for today my mother who’s shieldingsaid on Friday she needed her hair cut, booked up and was picked up today by her hairdresser and taken to shop to get it sorted. That was done and the hairdressers car wouldn’t start to take her home, so she popped to supermarket next door and then jumped on the hopper bus home. Her quote which my father relaid was I’ve wasted to much time on this bug if it gets me it gets me the Germans didn’t so bums to it 😀
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https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/free-nhs-parking-indefinitely?utm_source=email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=blast2020-07-13
Petition to the Government for free NHS staff parking to continue indefinitely.
Not far off the 10,000 mark now...
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In reply to Post #462
sounds all too familiar fishie....
glad he's doing well
and keebs
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Spoke to my parents yesterday, and remembering that weeks ago my father (92) was taken twice into hospital for heart failure and was at deaths door, my mother lets slip that yesterday he was fixing the guttering on his shed and patching a wood panel on it. He thought it looked a bit shabby so painted two sides of shed and is going to do the other 2 panels today.
Apparently he is eyeing up some fence panels to paint as well.
I said I was coming down at weekend to repair shed, he said it couldn't wait and while its great to have the offer he's sure I have better things to do with my time.
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Outdoor theatres are opening - getting a little bit closer to return to work
A festival is like an outdoor theatre isn't it?
YES IT IS!!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53354262
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In reply to Post #459
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In reply to Post #458
And I think Jamaican reference to " Maga dog " means mad dog Mal
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This made me chuckle
Trump supporters have taken to calling themselves 'MAGA's' (from his Make America Great Again slogan).
The word maga in Nigerian means something different....
From Quora...
A 'maga' means a pawn in a scheme. For example the victim of fraud is a maga. The term was first used by Nigerian internet fraudsters but it has found its way to the Nigerian dictionary and means anybody that is being taken advantage of.
Have a good day all
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My local opened today and was busy this afternoon which is good news for the excellent landlady and her husband.
It was quiet tonight which is good news for the local residents
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In reply to Post #455
Thanks .... I think....
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In reply to Post #454
It's what Michelle Obama calls his/herself when he/she pulls his/her knob out of her knickers
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In reply to Post #453
Who TF is Michael Obama?
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In reply to Post #446
Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested about time , but will the truth be outed , i have my doubts !
Hopefully spanky, Bill, Hilary and Obama must be ****ting themselves........Lets not forget Michael Obama neither.......
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In reply to Post #451
Good for you mate. And well done on beating you blank run!
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Went for 48 hours carping and totally out of the blue and out of their usual feeding time, and immediately after a heavy rain shower, lo and behold a 35lb mirror
When I arrived at lake it was packed with lots of new people I don't recognise, mmm thought I, lots of new members the owner comes round and starts picking fault with everything and offers to buy out my remaining membership. I discuss this with him and love fishing there but over night I think he will just ban me for the slightest infringement so email him this morning to post me a cheque.
Positive notes no more driving for 2 hours and I have already lined up a membership elsewhere, so pastures a new to be explored
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In reply to Post #449
I have seen loads of Sweaty armpit photos of Andrew , fekin joke !
Surely , if it was a medical condition he would have evidence to back it up !
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In reply to Post #446
Maybe Prince Andrew will miraculously regain his ability to sweat soon. Good news for anti perspirant vendors in the Windsor area
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In reply to Post #447
That could result in a large spike in coronavirus cases in the UK with the amount of by elections required in the uk !
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In reply to Post #446
Maybe they'll all mysteriously die in custody, one by one.
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Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested  about time , but will the truth be outed , i have my doubts !
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I guess it depends if you are approaching Brexit and the people who may seek asylum are from one of the top 10 import / export regions in the world.....
However - this is a positive thread and for those people who do need to get out, it's a very positive action
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In reply to Post #443
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I thought England was 'full' already.
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In reply to Post #441
Or any job they so choose. Limiting them to one singular line of work is a bit harsh
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In reply to Post #440
Great news they can pick the crops
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In reply to Post #438
that's the number with British passports...the other 2.6 million have been offered the chance to become citizens too
link
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In reply to Post #438
Agreed the right thing to do 👍🏻 They will have transferable skills and will adapt a positive for the country 😷😷😷
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Well done the British government offering safe haven for upto 350,000 Hong Kong citizen's. The right thing to do and hopefully there'll be no backlash from the usual suspects in the UK
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Just checked and it's past midnight which means...
'It's Wednesday...'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU - Business Time
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'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.'
That Einstein bloke was clever on lots of levels.
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In reply to Post #434
No one cares
Try the other thread where no one cares but at least we can be abusive
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Do I really need to spell it out...
https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/399866-liverpool-football-club-premier-league-champions-2019-20
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https://youtu.be/RZgkjEdMbSw
Insightful and engaging TED talk.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-53132567
found this interesting - one for the old druids on here. (Mr Townley maybe?)
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In reply to Post #430
No chance sorry if not finished during the afternoon it’s doggy bags for everyone and it’s cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner #freecakehasnocalories 😎😎😎
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In reply to Post #428
sounds spot on - enjoy mate.
and if there's spare cake I'll pm my address!
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In reply to Post #428
Have a great weekend
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In reply to Post #424
Off to see them both tomoz wth wifey, our dual heritage daughter, 3/4 black grandson, his white girlfriend and their son. Just popping in for some casual racism and stereotyping  . No it’s really for a slice of cake and a cuppa in the garden 😀 my mum at 85 still makes the best cakes ever 👍🏻 And it will be the first time they will meet their great, great grandson, he's 10 months old and was due to see them the week of lockdown so got postponed, socially distanced of course 😷😷😷
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In reply to Post #426
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A mate is a manager at a Guinness plant. They've been on can production only since the start of lockdown. This week they've been told to fire up the kegging lines🍻
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In reply to Post #423
great news fishie!
my best to you and yours for a brill weekend
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In reply to Post #423
A proud generation who relied on themselves and no handouts ever.
Too right where would be without them
And someone on a nearby thread had the audacity to put down older folk
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In reply to Post #422
You will be so popular they will be pushing you back to work
My father made his first cup of tea today for himself and has had a poodle up and down his road with his new sooper dooper frame, not bad for an 92 year old who was admitted twice to hospital with heart failure and kidney infection in the last 3 weeks. The nurses cant believe that my mother 85 and him have not had any assistance from home helps and the rest before now! A proud generation who relied on themselves and no handouts ever.
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found a brand new bluetooth speaker during lockdown clear out
I can annoy my neighbours with eclectic Youtube suggestions even louder now!
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My old home town club Barrow are going to be promoted 👍
Looks like I'll be celebrating 2 footy champions this year
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Managed to get my hands on 10 bags of skim , so can plaster a few rooms on my extension and will shortly have a happy customer !
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In reply to Post #418
agreed - and it's rare I'll say anything positive about a Man Utd player!
What an excellent example and role model. His family must be really proud of him.
I listened to a lady called Jane on Nihal's Radio 5 show today talking about the food poverty problem that is invisible to many. An amazing woman who is a self employed hairdresser and in the position of having to go food free on some days so her kids can eat.
Prompted me to do something and get involved here - https://fareshare.org.uk/
text FOOD to 70450 to donate Ł10 to help kids access the basics of a decent meal.
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Top man Marcus
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53065806
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France's borders now open to all visitors from EU countries...Oh! Wait...we are no longer in the EU.
Not to worry though, They will officially open the boarders to all visitors from the UK and abroad on July 1st.
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non essential shopping is open!
get your Korda branded kit while stocks last!
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In reply to Post #413
Chaps thanks for the wishes 👍🏻
Yes he’s getting back to his old grumpiness but he’s not nasty with it 😷😷😷
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In reply to Post #412
great news that fella - even if your mum is getting the sharp end of the stick eh?
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In reply to Post #412
Glad he's getting grumpy better
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In reply to Post #411
Father came back out of hospital yesterday having passed his 4th negative CV test. Apparently his medication when released on Tuesday was to high so from 9 pills a day he is now on 6. Hence his swift return after 18 hours. He’s been at home 24 hours and he is starting to get grumpy again so my mother thinks he’s getting better 😂😂😂 We are distance visiting tomorrow and will arrange for the family to visit next week all 5 generations socially distancing including the great great grandchild over a few days 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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In reply to Post #409
Is a positive thing about the bubbles and family meets 👍🏻 I’m just waiting for the opposition parties to say they don’t understand what he means
No need they are doing it on the Jeremy Vine show now
I will now go away and think of something positive
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/b/Shirts-for-Heroes/bn_7117205158?_trkparms=%26clkid%3D3040431420102113900
a good cause and a chance for footy fans to win a signed shirt
someone is helping Harry Kane with writing his name obvs....
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In reply to Post #408
Is a positive thing about the bubbles and family meets 👍🏻 I’m just waiting for the opposition parties to say they don’t understand what he means 😷
My positive thought for today is the weather looks like it’s going to pour over the weekend so any marches from either side are less inclined to go ahead and cause less trouble 🤞🏻
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Boris has said we can have special 'bubbles' which means that a person from outside of your household is now allowed to spend the night in your house.
However, at the time of writing, neither Lucy Liu nor Penelope Cruz have accepted my first come first served invitation....
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2 months since coal was used to power our national energy supply.
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1 week until the rivers open
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In reply to Post #404
enjoy the blanking mate - I didn't blank yesterday - I was just using it as practice for my baiting / casting / sitting behind my rods as I've not been out much lately
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In reply to Post #403
She knows and openly supports my standing up and calling out of racists from both sides, unfortunately all humans can be racists its not just white people.
Positive note I'm off for 48 hors of blanking yes blanking not ****ing my Mrs and mother are waiting for my father to come home
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In reply to Post #402
i'm telling mrs fishie!
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In reply to Post #401
sorry just made another ooops
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In reply to Post #400
Yeah but I don't get pissy I just take a rest
Anyway back to positivity
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In reply to Post #399
yeah we've noticed.... 
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In reply to Post #398
Problem is I promise myself just one more post and then I can't help myself
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In reply to Post #397
To late made my one and only post
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In reply to Post #395
Welcome back Gary and great news about your dad
Please do yourself a favour and don't go on the American Riots thread that'll really wind you up
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In reply to Post #395
hope he makes a full recovery mate
best wishes to him
and we should all listen to your mrs!
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In reply to Post #394
I'm back after a self imposed ban brought on by the Mrs saying stop winding yourself up over CV on the tele, the internet and that forum.
My father was taken into hospital 2 weeks ago with heart failure so have been involved elsewhere, I have nothing but praise for the NHS. He was taken into hospital on the understanding he didn't he would die or go to hospital with a slight chance of catching CV. touchwood he is coming out tomorrow with a care package i place and has passed 3 CV tests so far all negative. He is 92 this year.
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In reply to Post #393
yeah fingers crossed eh
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https://www.usnews.com/cartoons/donald-trump
some funny ones in here - enjoy!
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-derbyshire-52895044/derbyshire-brothers-make-cushions-for-tired-key-workers
Couple of little people trying to make a little difference
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In reply to Post #389
2 positive thoughts for today!
1 - my friend sent me this link
https://www.manchester.ac.uk/coronavirus-response/coronavirus-home-learning/lockdown-lectures/brian-cox/
Love his stuff!
2 - Carp Forum cares about my privacy
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Those disposable bbq's from b&q in the wrong hands have accounted for untold devastation around the country !
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In reply to Post #387
up on Darwen hill? I was watching the fire on Sunday night...
Good find!
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In reply to Post #386
On the hill between our two towns (fires are nearly out now ) i found a peregrine falcons nest with 2 chicks
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Bit of comedy to cheer us all up
MP's return to parliament today so they can vote on important bills this week.
Unless they are high risk
Or self isolating
Or travel isn't viable
Then they can't vote - not by video link, or by proxy (although if they are pregnant this is allowed)
Reports that they've been asked to organise a p*ss up in a brewery are said to be untrue...
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Barbecue weather. And social distancing means you don't have to share the burgers and cider
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Footy is coming back the day after the rivers open....
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In reply to Post #382
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I wouldn’t exactly say this government has been essential either and yet they remain open.
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non - essential shops to open again soon...
husbands across the nation breathe a huge sigh of relief
the hide their bank cards....
edit - just had a thought... It's June 15th they are set to reopen. Imagine the brownie points you can get by saying 'get yourself to the shops love and treat yourself - it's been a long time since you could do that'. Then the day after... the rivers are open again...
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https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/22/crane-driver-has-fun-repeatedly-blocking-sunbathers-light-12741997/
worth watching the video to hear the crane driver laughing
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28 days until it starts getting darker..........
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It's ok to travel 250 miles to your elderly parents home even if you have Covid 19
away we go everyone!
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NHS and Care workers from other countries now no longer have to pay the extra charge for NHS services. Seems that shaming the hypocrites CAN have a positive effect sometimes
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seeing my mate John today for a socially distanced coffee.
He's had a heart op. and has other underlying conditions so has been on total lockdown since he got his letter ages ago.
Top top bloke who has become like a second dad to me - and a bloody good drummer as well
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In reply to Post #374
delayed gratification can be a wonderful thing
like when you really need a poo but you have to wait until you get home and you are stuck in traffic on the M6 with a good hour at least after you clear the traffic. but when you do get home.... best poo ever
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Positive thought for the day I actually sorted my fishing kit today, haven’t had the heart to do it since shutdown. Now really looking forward to a trip next week. It’s like the old closed season build up 😷😷😷
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In reply to Post #372
love it!
and cheers fella - much appreciated
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In reply to Post #371
Probably one the contractor ****ed up 👍🏻
Positive note our lawnmower broke at weekend the part is unavailable so traded it in for a battery one and this one has headlights so I can piss the neighbours off at night. The one who had a large family garden party Sunday afternoon and evening. I think they think it’s all over ****s! 😷😷😷
Mal good news about you sister 👍🏻
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https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/major-new-hospital-open-liverpool-18268153#source=push
New Hospital opening in Liverpool specialising in cancer care. Maybe the one ocelot was working on? (is that right mate?)
Improved facility for patients and NHS staff - double win
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In reply to Post #368
Cheers fellas.
Just been on the phone with her now and she's sounding like herself again which is good. She's good mates with the nurse who works on her floor and she's promised to keep an eye on her when she gets back in. she does nights so maybe a bit less contact with the residents too...
best get that phone number ready for Ken...
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In reply to Post #367
That's good news , regarding your Sis !
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In reply to Post #367
Great news about sis tell her take her time
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In reply to Post #366
I know exactly what you mean... was thinking similar about the overcrowded fisheries too but anglers probably won't care so much. just switch to grey camo gear instead...
My sis is much better thanks. she's 'officially' safe to return to work tomorrow but I'm pressing her to take a bit more time and she's of a similar mind. thanks for asking fella
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In reply to Post #365
Positive today the weather in Kent is grey and cloudy so hopefully limit the amount of people travelling to the countryside and seaside 😀 it’s strange but grey day is a positive 👍🏻
Mal how’s your sister?
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found this fella today
one to make you smile if you've ever had spam email...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ
edit - and some wisdom from across the pond here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDhm808oU4
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In reply to Post #362
got it on now
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In reply to Post #361
stop arguing
My positive thought is I hope that happens.
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B.Dortmund vs Schalke 14.30,Football to watch
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been watching how Denmark have managed the 'back to school' thing. It's working for them - here's hoping our lot can learn from it and stop arguing....
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In reply to Post #359
doing some lockdown cleaning - found a quid under the sofa.
sometimes it's the little things....
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In reply to Post #358
Than the dog
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In reply to Post #357
I'm better looking
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In reply to Post #351
Is that you on the latest pot noodle advert Mal.Cook less,Live more,where the guy has a hair transplant from a dog
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In reply to Post #348
Chuffy do you need a smartmeter for Flipper.]
No mate you just submit meter readings online
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In reply to Post #353
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In reply to Post #352
Respooled mine the other week, might try that next time
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In reply to Post #352
if I'd known, I'd have set up a just giving page for you... they love an old man doing walking....
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I decided to remove 240m of line from 3 spools today.
To do it fairly accurately I walked out the line 30m walked back the 30m and done it 8 times per spool.
That's (30+30)x8=480m per spool x3 spools =1440m. That's my exercise done for the day.
Now going to refill them
In Reply #351
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In reply to Post #350
I didn't say fashionable for blokes necessarily....
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In reply to Post #349
Your hair has never been in fashion.
Get a haircut you hippy
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Petrol under Ł1 a litre at my local Morrisons
Last time it was that cheap my hair was in fashion!
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In reply to Post #347
I've used MSE to change suppliers a couple of times, been with Pure planet since November as they were the cheapest I've had no problems with them except now MSE says I can save Ł240 by switching again which is 20% a year.
That sounds too good to be true, I could switch without penalties but what's the betting they'll find someone else cheaper in a month or two
Chuffy do you need a smartmeter for Flipper. I'm holding out until they've 100% sorted the problems
Edit
Seeing this is meant to be a positive thread I think this qualifies
Just clicked the button to switch to Akro Energy. Fixed for a year and if they're **** I can leave without penalties.
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In reply to Post #346
On that subject I use Flipper, you pay them Ł25 a year and they constantly monitor your fuel usage and 'flip' you onto a cheaper supplier whenever one comes up, easily worth the 25 quid
Link
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In reply to Post #345
Yep - very useful. changed my energy supply over the last couple of weeks after looking on his site. also saved on my car insurance by getting the quote at the right time.
He knows his stuff does our Martin
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In reply to Post #343
As a matter of interest have you signed up to Martin Lewis's newsletter that he emails once a week.
Unless you think he's going to steal your data and invade your privacy It's worth doing
LINK
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In reply to Post #343
You get loads of deals and many of them are for NHS
HERE
If you sign up they'll send you a daily email with all the best deals
NHS DEALS
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https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/deals-hunter/2020/03/nhs-discounts-and-freebies/?utm_source=MSE_Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=12-May-20-50613012-4408&utm_campaign=nt-hiya&utm_content=31
Know someone who works in the NHS / Care sector?
Lots of offers and discounts - details at the web address above.
Getting today's in early while it's in my mind...
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Fishing is back
maybe a few extra guidelines and limited spaces but it's a start eh?
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Cheers fellas
She's not going anywhere near work until at least the 18th and I'm still keeping my distanced eye on her in case of any dips in form.
Best wishes to you and yours as always
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In reply to Post #338
Thats good news, but warn her about to much to soon, she will still have some down days but not as bad as it was but positive attitude can work wonders and some sun
Update from cousins dad he has just done his first outdoor walk since coming out of hospital and asked him if he can meet him at a local canal for a catch up and do some fishing
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In reply to Post #338
Glad she is on the up mate,my friends mum had it and returns to work on Wednesday.She is back in the firing line being a nurse,let's hope they don't get it again and can stay safe
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had a walk out this morning and noticed loads of things - this staying alert is good stuff....
In some personal good news, spoke to my sister earlier and she's feeling a bit better for the second day in succession so here's hoping she's on the up.
Thanks again to all who have asked after her - like I said yesterday, some good people out there
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this popped up on my news feed this morning
some good people out there...
https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/05/meet-community-heroes-12639755/
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In reply to Post #335
you just keep yourself balanced Tinhead
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In reply to Post #334
I get my news from the experts on this website it's free, top quality and totally unbiased
How's that for a positive!
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In reply to Post #333
Should have been done in fandom with shutdown 😀
Positive news from BBC and other news outlets that some newspapers may stop because people are t thing them and lack of advertising. In fortunately they may keep an online presence but will people pay for thatT, I won’t 😡 sorry for job losses though!
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Yep , bolted lived it's life and was put out to pasture before action was taken , i hope they do better when striking "brexit deals " around the world , our future trading partners must be rubbing their hands in expectation ! ' 
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14 day quarantine being brought in for people who arrive in UK ...
I mean that horse bolted some time ago, but at least it's small progress...
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In reply to Post #330
Been at it a few years now , i have a bucket full of crappy coins from roman grots early Victorian to modern day coins only just worth their scrap value , except for a few of the modern ones , my roman coins are interesting and a few of the early short cross coins ,king John and Richard the lion heart , still not found a gold coin ! then again , iv'e still not caught a 40 lb river carp , maybe this year is the year !
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you want to hang on to them mate - the way the economy is going you could end up a wealthy man!
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Just been fishing in my garden , with my deus , found a cartwheel 2 penny 1797 , like they all are , a vicky penny , a sixpence , numerous penny's an old 50 p and 3 x Ł1 coins !
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In reply to Post #327
Amen
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Britain's Greatest Generation.
Forget all that crap about boomers, millennials and the alphabet soup of the generations. Watch the BBC series and give thanks for the generation that saved the world.
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VE day - a chance to say thankyou for those who risked and lost their lives for the sake of others. Very relevant today.
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In reply to Post #324
Don't know if I had CV or something else, mine came in waves, ups and downs. Still 5 weeks after I have a couple of good days and then a bad one.
As long as the downs don't get worse its bearable but keep pushing the 111 reminders.
Fingers crossed
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In reply to Post #323
thanks for asking mate
she felt better yesterday but has gone downhill again today - apparently that's true for a lot of people with it.
she's suffering a lot with dizzyness along with the breathing issues. I said she was dizzy to start with but ....
keeping a remote eye on her and reminding her of that 111 number
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In reply to Post #322
Mal hows your sister? Hopefully recovering and not worse.
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In reply to Post #320
excellent news fishie
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In reply to Post #320
Blimey that is good news
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In reply to Post #319
As per the past posts abou cousins dad
Well he went home Monday, internal bleeding sorted and having survived CV and the priest. He seems well enough after 2 radiotherapy sessions and awaits results from that. He was meant to go home Friday but because he was in hospital they gave him another CV test which was positive so kept him in over weekend. No signs and symptoms tested him again Monday and negative 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️ Either a false positive Friday or as in singapore it’s detecting dead cells?
He was so well Tuesday he wanted to do some food shopping but this was all arranged and a volunteer got it for him👍🏻 So all good news,
So from deaths door to wanting to pop to supermarket 😷😷😷
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In reply to Post #318
would like to see a bit more of that over here too
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In reply to Post #317
In Milan they're taking advantage of the reduction in traffic to convert 35 km of roads to cycleways and pedestrian areas.
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Air pollution is down massively - some amazing footage of the lack of smog in India on tv today.
Here's hoping we can learn from this - so many people are working from home just as effectively as after a car journey to work. Maybe a shift in society...?
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In reply to Post #305
Great result after difficult times.
Tight lines
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In reply to Post #313
You've been there, done it and all before the circus arrived. I'd keep that and use it during name dropping sessions.
I've got a couple of those that I use when the moment is right
Maybe not the parka though
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In reply to Post #313
Just seen Darkest Hour is on BBC1 Saturday at 7.30 pm. Not trying to compare it with today’s crisis but a damn good film about a good man and played by an excellent actor 👍🏻 Especially in the YouTube outtake where he dances to James Brown 😀
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Reason I asked is I know you've been to parco just wondered if it was there again
Can't afford it nowadays Bob!
Ah the famous blue parka ... simpler times
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In reply to Post #309
What that blue anorak that used to be in that profile pic
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In reply to Post #308
Reason I asked is I know you've been to parco just wondered if it was there again
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NHS tracing App is available to download........YIPPEE.....
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In reply to Post #305
Whey-hey .. I can go fishing again!
Good on ya...and don't forget your coat!
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No it's not Bob, and to be honest I hope it stays that way. I used to do the occasional weekend on Parco Del Brenta when it was 20 euro for 24 hours .. then it got famous.
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In reply to Post #305
Is it a lake we may of heard of Jon?
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In reply to Post #305
good for you mate!
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Just got a message to say the lake I've been fishing for the last year is re-opening tomorrow.
And 6 months ago I booked one of the best swims for 5 days from this Saturday.
Whey-hey .. I can go fishing again!
Positive for me only I'm afraid, but I'm sure you understand.
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In reply to Post #303
Now that was funny
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In reply to Post #302
there's a back story to that one...
as for waiting for me to be funny, don't hold your breath.
... or then again ....
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In reply to Post #301
My positive thought is I can't wait for the day when Mal starts to become funny. Will it be soon Mal?
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positive thought for the day...
there are no Bull sharks in British streams
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Alright all?
So the NHS volunteer scheme has been slow to start, but is picking up.
One of the issues has been people in some kind of need for help not knowing how to access the scheme sp they've produced a poster which is here...
https://volunteering.royalvoluntaryservice.org.uk/documents/final-rvs-nhsvolres-postertemplate-v2-1008.pdf
If you are able to print off and display anywhere / happy to ask if they'll put one in your local shop etc. it could help someone to get in touch.
thanks all
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Looks like there are plans in place to get some kids back to school early June
The Y10 and Y12 cohorts have really suffered with the closures as they would usually be right in the thick of their exam syllabus learning so if we can safely get them back in some shape asap it would be a big win
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In reply to Post #295
The ongoing recession is turning out to be the steepest in living memory ... no surprise there! However. the markets are forward-looking so asset prices reflect future developments before they show up in the data. We need to think about things that are not yet materialising and begin to position for them before they do. This means thinking about a U-shaped economic path as we transition.This will be faster where liquidity is the main challenge and slower where solvency is the problem. All in all, pretty positive long term but there is more short term pain to be suffered yet.
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In reply to Post #296
I'm guessing she doesn't read the forum then.... 
Fishie - she's much the same. Staying home and doing very little as she gets out of breath doing even basic things...thanks for asking
As you say - the sun is back so a nice walk beckons
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In reply to Post #294
Yes that's a positive, getting rid of Ashworth would be another positive.
My missus wasn't well yesterday couldn't get up and ached all over, that was a worry, all better today. That's a positive as she can get up and put the kettle on now
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In reply to Post #293
Its up and down like a whores knickers. Yes there have been losses and gains and this will continue until Boris launches his plans and watch a recovery. But watch a dip if a second wave breaks out.
Positive news the suns out and another day in garden.
Mal how's your sister doing hopefully good news.
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In reply to Post #284
Why hasn't he done Diane Abbott? Maybe a little bit too easy?
That would be too cruel. She's a basket case as it is! Thank God Corbyn and his cronies like Abbott are now banished to the back benches. There's a positive if ever there was one!
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In reply to Post #264
FTSE above 6,000 and the Ł hovering around €1.15. That's a good sign that the economy could be on an upsurge.
I spoke too soon... 
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Unlimited goes on candy crush for today only.
Tiny positive but it'll keep you busy for half an hour until you get stuck
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36hr blank but you got to take the positives from every session......there was a few......
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In reply to Post #289
The new dianne abbot?
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In reply to Post #287
reminds me of that Green Day song - Basket Case (actually the lyrics remind me of someone on here.... )
Tinhead - I think that's a good plan. As you say she's effectively been in isolation anyway and being around your people is important for all of us eh?
I'd like to see the Room Next Door bloke do some footy players / managers. Plenty of raw material there...
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In reply to Post #286
If she’s been in and not in contact with anyone and you are the same I can’t see a problem with it, as technically your both self isolating and should be free of CV. I would keep a bit of space between you all for a week all should be good.
That’s what this country needs is a big injection of common sense I was in supermarket this morning waiting a safe distance form a slow elderly shopper and I could feel the woman behind me inching closer So much so was kicking her basket along and it hit the back of my leg. I turned around and she was listening to someone on her mobile, I gave the Paddington bear stare and get out of my space look. Totally ignored me carrying on chatting so I kicked her basket back at her. She suddenly realised what she had done and apologised and backed up a bit. Hopefully she learned from this but I don’t think so!
So have I just invented basket rage 😷😷😷
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In reply to Post #285
The other reason is he doesn't do Labour, I'd find him more funnier if he done everyone a bit like they did on Spitting Image.
Anyway must keep things positive...since lockdown my daughter has been living in her flat alone and it's doing her head in so she's coming back to our house for a few weeks. We've checked distancing rules and as long as there's no back and forwards this is allowed.
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In reply to Post #284
Why hasn't he done Diane Abbott? Maybe a little bit too easy?
Probably because Diane Abbott's got absolutely no responsibility for anything, thank god.
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In reply to Post #281
Why hasn't he done Diane Abbott? Maybe a little bit too easy?
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In reply to Post #281
He's brilliant
And let's hope there's some good news from the trials too eh?
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In reply to Post #281
Blood plasma trials start today
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Time to lighten the mood in a thread that is supposed to be about positive vibes rather than Qanon Alt-Rt conspiracy garbage.
Today's bit of a laugh.
More...
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Looks like you can't get it twice after all. Good news!
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In reply to Post #277
thanks for asking mate - spoke to her earlier. she's feeling much the same - which i guess is a positive as she's not feeling worse.... no word back yet on her test result.
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In reply to Post #276
Hows your sister doing?
Hope its good news
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In reply to Post #275
not bad news at all if there's an outcome like that.
hope all is well and best wishes to you and yours.
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I seem be the focus of bad news if you read this thread in relation to illness but some updates
Cousins dad has now had his second radiography treatment nd he and his results appear positive.
My Mrs had a scale lump on her shoulder where a mole was and it appeared to disappear but this patch of dry scaley skin formed. Went to DR's just before lockdown he did a biopsy and sent it off. Result 4 days later its Bowens disease, a mild form of skin cancer he said he would recommend her for treatment on a tuesday, the first Tuesday of shut down.. On thursday Dermatology department contacted her can she come in for assessment, was expecting a couple of months for appointment, no it was on friday. They did assessment on friday and we would hear in future for a possible date to discuss treatment. Expected a long wait. letter arrived on tuesday can you come in sunday to have it removed. Went in Sunday and had a local anaesthetic and it was removed, stitched up and it would be sent away for tests. now 10 days later its come back as a pre cancerous lesion and benign so no further treatment required. So start to finish in less than 5 weeks the NHS should be proud of itself and although what you read the NHS was never closed for anything except CV related treatment.
And a mate had a CV test and negative test result back in 36 hours.
So another big thanks to the NHS
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In reply to Post #273
Ken, it’s an alternative point of view! Simple as that really!
The fact Mal and others dismiss any other point of view as a conspiracy or extremist is a step to far!
Just a note, things like this I am posting isn’t necessarily my point of view, quite the contrary but it’s good to see how people are so easy to over react and present there view as FACT when really it’s as crazy as the statement I posted!
Seems like everyone is an expert at the minute when the reality is we ALL know **** all......good day to you...... 
All This aside.......here’s my positive thought of the day.........It’s sunny and the lake looks stunning......
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In reply to Post #269
That's a post too far, Wayne, even by your extremist standards. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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In reply to Post #271
My handmade Duckers turned up , beautiful 😁
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In reply to Post #270
Beeee beeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep..........hit it........
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In reply to Post #269
F*** off Wayne
your rant is an insult to every single person that has died from your so called scamdemic and every single person who cared about them
it 'sickens' you does it? as much as your 'joke' post about the Holocaust and Auschwitz was sickening or a bit more than that?
the idea for this thread is for us to share some positivity - there's no sense of being hoodwinked or puppeted by your supposed evil dictators. It's an opportunity for us to share big / small / international / personal thoughts that are simply 'positive'
if you don't like it - don't read it
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Here’s my thought of the day......
You know what really sickens me the most about this whole thing. It's not the satanic blood drinking psychopaths who run this world that are controlling, manipulating, imprisoning, poisoning and murdering us. They're Evil psycopaths and its atleast expected from them.
Its EVERYBODY'S ****ing APATHY and simple disinterest in what's actually going on here that SICKENS ME . Everyone cowering in their homes waiting for their instructions from the masters through the brainwashing box. Snitching on neighbours for going outside in the sun and complying like good little house slaves 🤬
We are literal prisoners in our own homes. Peoples businesses have gone under, families having to use food banks, we're facing a worst depression known to man. Thousands committing suicide, thousands become victims of domestic violence and murder, mental health issues spiral out of control and old people die of loneliness. All this based on lies,false data, fear porn and propaganda sold to you by your beloved Government and Mainstream media
Myself and thousands of others have spent endless hours posting content showing medical professionals speaking out openly stating that hospitals were empty and that the government and mainstream media have been actively and openly manipulating infections numbers, death statistics and death certificates to suit their agenda to perpetuate this illegal lockdown. Yet you still don't care?
Instead choosing to parrot the BULL**** official narrative and police your neighbours with your moral outrage
STAY AT HOME
HELP THE NHS
SAVE LIVES
In the end this unlawful lockdown will kill more people than any BS virus and we were ALL complicit in this. Blindly following orders and propaganda from corrupt government and media. Their reporting/senationalising of this WHOLE thing to sell the masses FEAR is nothing short of CRIMINAL and they need to be held accountable.
This long time planned and orchestrated SCAMdemic has been this biggest POWER GRAB, DECEPTION and THEFT of basic human rights/civil/liberties/freedoms in history of mankind. Yet In the age of the internet and all knowledge being at your fingertips YOUR ignorance is by choice.
But no worries, you just play in your garden as ALL our civil liberties are stripped away, while humanity is steered ever closer to a tyrannical, totalitarian, technocratic, satanic centralised government. Controlled, survailed, tracked chipped, poisoned and forcibly vaccinated.
Atleast you all had a few months locked in house having some real family time doing pathetic Facebook challenges, eating takeaways, drinking beer, playing on Tik tok and clapping at your back doors like performing seals to empty hospitals and dancing nurses in some weird Stockholm syndrome like scenario
While the world literally burned around us
This Coronavirus fear mongering by the deep state will go down in history as one of the biggest hoaxes/frauds to manipulate economies, suppress decent and push MANDATED medicine ever known to man
Life as we all knew it will NEVER return
We tried
Enjoy your vaccine 😏
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Captain Tom's 100th birthday
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In reply to Post #265
good news that
hope all goes well
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Tomorrow cousins dad is having his second radiotherapy treatment tomorrow, and that is despite the MSM saying the NHS has shutdown for everything but CV. Apparently he sounded really positive today
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FTSE above 6,000 and the Ł hovering around €1.15. That's a good sign that the economy could be on an upsurge.
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best you can buy in that price range !
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I bet they aren't socially isolating Jaffa cakes in a trap that's posh that is
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That's what I was singing!
Luckily I was putting down gel traps and not treading on them.
I guess I just need to be wary of any giant plastic structures with free cider and Jaffa cakes in for a while...
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In reply to Post #259
Don't tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you
There might come a day when he's treading on you
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My ant traps have arrived
Found myself singing 'antmusic' as I was putting them down...
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Is that 16 years old?
Flippin heck ken, you could have got a new one....
Thankyou I'm here all week
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Extremely positive Kenneth
Have a bottle in my cupboard with a few other single malts, don’t drink them a lot but that is definitely up there with the best. I’ve been to Islay a few times and visited the Bowmore distillery, cracking day out and a few nice samples afterwards. You cannot beat those nice peaty malts. Finest crystal, few ice rocks in the bottom, enjoy
Nice crystal tumbler, 5 ice, as with all my whisky and rum and a nice drop over the top, ahhhhh, and relax 
Brilliant.
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Positive...?
Yes, it's arrived. Get the crystal, Tat...
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fair point - i'd thought that's what they were looking at...
they have a lot of shops within petrol stations so maybe those ones?
hmmm
you proper pi**ed on my chips there tinhead
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got to love a steak bake or an apple danish but not at the expense of a stay in ICU
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Sorry I know I'm meant to be positive but unless they deliver isn't that just encouraging people to leave home?
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that's small potatoes compared to this news fishie....
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/27/greggs-start-re-opening-takeaways-lockdown-closures-12615119/?ico=pushly-notifcation-small&utm_source=pushly
the North can eat again!
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Boris is back and looks miles better than the clapping pictures
Hopefully now the country will have some focus again for the future.
I'm not saying he will get everything right but lets keep fingers crossed!
The left wing MSM and political parties will never forgive him for not dying
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bit of fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkU1ob_lHCw
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How's about that then !!!!
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apparently alcohol sales are up by 1/3 since lockdown
the government heatmap shows a hotspot over Cornwall...
Mister Townley?
Watching the documentary about the fella running the sub 2 hour marathon. really interesting and an amazing feat
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I remember around 10 years ago , i was driving down to the south of France and was trying to pass the time on the ferry by wandering round the duty free shop when i spotted an old favorite , glengoyne , 100's of bottles on offer , 1 litre bottles , 17 15 and 12 year old at unbelievable prices , i went and found my mate and bought all we could , the 17 year was fantastic similar to a good Macallan , just wish i could of bought more ,they are quite expensive now
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We bought two 1ltr bottles last time we crossed to France. Sadly we finished the 2nd one three days ago. Luckily a 70cl bottle of the golden nectar is on its way to us...Thanks, Amazon.
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I cracked open a 16 year old lagavulin last night , nectar !
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In reply to Post #239
No 6yr old Cuban boys were harmed in the making of this post
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That post doesn’t read very well at first glance
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Go easy on the Cubans
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Weekend just around the corner time to crack open a bottle of 12yr old single malt and a box of 6 yr old Cubans ,
Keep safe boys.
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Well done for them 😀 but a 99 year old raised just as much without the look at me look at me.
Watch that disappear into the rednose - sport relief hierarchy charity void.
But on a positive note we all actually donated as the government match pound for pound the donated money 👍🏻 So well done us 😀😀😀
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the Big Night In event has raised Ł27m for charity
even when so many people are struggling for cash, there's a lot of generosity out there...
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When you get that Farrage punch bag let me know
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8.00pm tonight, a clap for the NHS teams
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How the hell did you find them
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Now come on...
I know boris has been ill but surely he will still be able to clean his own ar**....
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Once all this is over,it will be 10 Downing Street
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Brilliant, thanks Mal, I'll order some.
Anyone know BB's address?
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No I'm not doing that I don't want to encourage that. The flower pickers should be staying at home saving the NHS
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moonpig offering 30% off flowers today only if you use the code 30BLOOMS
send some to your mam / aunty ethel / long suffering wife who is stuck in the house with you - it'll make them smile and it'll make you smile
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Great news.
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Brilliant news
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That's great
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Just an update on my cousins Dad, he FaceTimed him yesterday and said he looked **** but better than he thought he would
for those that don't read this topic he is a cancer sufferer given a year to go and was taken into hospital 2 weeks ago. They stabilised some internal bleeding and discovered he had CV. He spent days in ICU and signed up for some drug tests, he had the priest do his thing and 2 days later was vastly improved. He will be 7 days free of symptoms tomorrow and has tested negative.
he is getting radiotherapy treatment tomorrow to alleviate his cancer and then sent home next week with carers in place to assist him. This treatment was not expected but they have capacity to carry this additional treatment out.
So thank you to all the staff of the NHS
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brilliant - he's got such a chilled out voice....
did you see the Deadpool spoof on him...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Cjsnq8kVU
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The world's greatest hippy (sorry, Mal) is back! Bob Ross - The Joy of Painting - is on Ch4 every evening at 7.00 pm. Watch and learn, babies, watch and learn
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The UK 'government' might just have a competent opposition, finally. Let's hope it's not too late.
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Admiral Insurance
Ł25 refund for each vehicle insured with them. Plus extra benefits for NHS workers and Ł4m help package for the area where the company is based.
It's not often we can say well done to insurance companies but credit where it's due
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sun's out - bit of a breeze...
great weather for getting the washing out
NHS Nightingale hospital in Harrogate is open
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No squirrels were hurt in the manufacture of my trebuchet , can't mention that ! shhhh
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do you catch a lot on diced squirrel...?
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I reckon with a bit of practice i could land 1kg of bait in my swim from 300 yards away ! that would wake a few people up in the night !
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In reply to Post #208
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And i have nearly finished my trebuchet !
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Just watching the Scots daily briefing and the excellent lady who is walking in shot behind each speaker to sign what is being said for deaf viewers.
Well done the Scots for a simple but important consideration
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Good,keep all the politics and bull**** on the other threads.Seeing people pull together and being there for eachother should be all that matters at the moment
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Not on this thread. ...
Great news fishie
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In reply to Post #203
I just read that too,let's hope we are going start seeing more good news coming through.No doubt someone will come along soon and spoil it all
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In reply to Post #202
Also another plus the Nightingale Excel Centre has released its first patients 👍🏻
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Because it’s a trial they won’t disclose at this time what it was or if he had a placebo 😀 he hasn’t and won’t push to know he’s just immensely glad he’s passed it 😀
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In reply to Post #199
Brilliant news.
Very best to him
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That's amazing news .Did he end up having the medication they wanted to try
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In reply to Post #198
Also from the other thread my cousins dad is now confirmed Covid free, his internal bleeding has been sorted and Carers are in place for him returning home next week 👍🏻
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Nice to hear 😀
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Positive thought for today...?
My sister who is a care home worker stopped in the supermarket for some bits on the way home. When she got to the till she was given an extra bag with some basics in. Toilet rolls, non perishables etc. She's tough as boots but was moved to tears.
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And a charity version of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' for CaptainTom is top of the download chart
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Oxford University sounding positive of a vaccine,
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**** me, I wish I had hair
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Middle aged men nationwide holding onto the glimmer of hope that a 20 something female hairdresser may brush their shoulder with the warmth of a bosom sooner rather than later
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Denmark is to allow hairdressers to open. Surely the UK will follow suit soon.
Not that I'll be going of course
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See joe exotic
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Totally agree
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He’s raised that with none of the bluster and bigging up celebrities do for comic relief, red nose etc ....
Hopefully it all goes to the front line free of charge without the charity elite managers getting involved and drawing large salaries and requiring big London offices in the city.
He should receive a knighthood post haste And not wait for honours list 👍🏻
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Nice one Jon
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With sincere apologies to David Bowie...
Number Ten to Captain Tom
Number Ten to Captain Tom
Take your Senatogen and put your jacket on
Number Ten to Captain Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, slippers on (five, four, three)
Check your Werther’s and may God's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Number Ten to Captain Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to see the path you wear
Look it up on Google Earth if you dare
"This is Captain Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm walking in a most determined way
And hope that this makes up for cuts in nurses’ pay
For here
Am I walking round my garden
Far above the world
Number ten is blue
And there's nothing I can do”
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well done all!
and Tinhead is right - I do a pretty mean rendition of 'Love is only a feeling'.....
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Hi Sir B,
You mean Justin Hawkins?......really......but can Mal sing in falsetto?
Hi All,
Just to report that Tom Moore has just done his 100 laps with a guard of honour from the Yorkshire regiment, his old county. As I write, the donations have just passed, wait for it.......Ł12.3 million. Incredible and the money keeps pouring in.
Capt. Tom has become an icon, a rallying call for people all around the world to focus their desire to help and try and make a difference. They see that old soldier wearing his medals, still trying to serve his country and it spurs them to join in.
I bet in the future, the name, Capt.Tom will become a metaphor for generous acts..
In the US, Lieutenant Dan, the war wounded character from Forrest Gump has become a huge icon for the support of the US military, gold star families and first responders.
Gary Sinise, the actor and musician who played him, formed the Gary Sinise Foundation, which has become an enormous enterprise and formed the Lt. Dan Band, which travels the US and the world where US troops are stationed and play close to 100 concerts a year. Part of the Foundation is the Snowball Express to help Gold Star children who have lost a parent. Every year, they take about 1750 of them and their mothers to Disneyland Florida for 4 days and give them the time of their lives. It's incredible what Gary Sinise has achieved and is all documented on U tube with loads of videos.
Take a look, it's really inspirational. The man's a legend.
BB.
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Think of the group The Darkness and you'll get a better idea
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In reply to Post #181
Strange thought you were a flannel shirt, corduroy and loafer man.
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wouldn't catch me in a puffa jacket..
unless they do denim ones of course
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Only one part of that sounds unlike Mal
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I’ve never seen mal but I don’t think he’s black with a nervous twitch wearing a torn puffa jacket and stained beanie hat in the midday sun
Never a dull moment round here
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Sainsbury's? too posh for me!
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And I bet Mal really enjoyed it
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One of the junkies that patrol the local Sainsbury’s picking up fat butts scavenged half a benson some lads chucked on the floor earlier. So they gave him a rizla and minuscule nugget of weed, he looked made up!
Peace and love man..... peace and love
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Hiya mate
I can see where you are coming from but we can't assume that all homeless people are going to sell whatever they have to feed a habit - even if some might. Otherwise we'd fall into the trap of not helping anyone...
It's going to help some people and for that it's a thumbs up
stay safe
Mal
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Mal
Totally agree with this being a good thing
But not meaning to demean this gesture but if they are being housed surely there must be landlines at these premises to be used. It is just giving them an asset that will be bartered, sold or stolen. Having dealt with the homeless many have drug, alcohol issues and a lot of them don't want contact with families, friends or companions.
How did they survive/live before CV and why didn't she promote this then. These will be basic phones with a Ł10 card probably so big headlines showing she cares for an outlay of possibly Ł1000 but its probably still more than the Bransons and Ashleys of this world!
Sorry this is supposed to be a good news thread
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Made me laugh that
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they'll be given to people who are being supported by Crisis and those who have been temporarily homed in hotels.
most of us take for granted being able to just speak to a friend or family member. it's a little thing but a good thing
https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/ellie-goulding-phones-homeless-people-charity-coronavirus-a4414986.html
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Ellie Golden has just secured 400 mobile phones for homeless people to help them through this 👍🏻
But wher the **** are they going to charge them 😡
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Morning BB
Hell yeah - 5.5 million and counting. Absolutely fantastic.
As for the other stuff, let's discuss elsewhere maybe? Shall I meet you on the other thread?
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Hi Mal,
Well yes, you did raise the issue.
And I then thought it positive of me to point out, there's another side to the story that is never reported by our press, on the odd occasions they cover US politics.
I wonder whether you were aware of some of the facts, not opinion, that I pointed out?
Today's good news, fantastic that Tom Moore's efforts have, as I write, now raised an astonishing Ł5.5 million. An elderly, English, WW2 veteran, wearing his medals, shuffling along with his walker, has certainly struck a chord with so many. Captain Tom is a sort of metaphor for, and an echo of the British bulldog spirit.
BB.
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Hi BB
My mistake. I should never have mentioned trump on what I am hoping to keep a positive thread.
Happy to discuss him elsewhere, but for today I'll instead focus on the second part of my post and captain Tom Moore who it seems has more innate goodness in him than the entire US senate put together. A truly inspirational effort that he and his family can be rightly proud of.
And tinhead and his Easter egg frenzy of course....
Peace and love all
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Hi Jon,
Calling the attack dog hacks fake news is about all Trump can say without outright abuse and he's largely right because their agenda is only to try and discredit him in any way they can by invention or omission.
Some Democrats are a pretty nasty bunch, like Maxine Waters who called on Dems to confront Republican officials in the street or a cafe, shop etc. and surround, jostle and abuse them.
Antifa rove in masked gangs, threatening Republican supporters and hipocritically act like the Nazis they accuse the Republicans to be.
Perhaps the most cynical act was Jussie Smollett, the black, minor actor, staging a racist attack by supposed white Trump supporters wearing MAGA hats.
Re MAGA hats, there are many documented instances of people wearing them, being abused, attacked and denied service in shops and cafes.
Anyway, in view of your impertinent, personal remarks ranged against me, I shall be recommending to the mods that you be handcuffed to Tommy Robinson for a day.
That is my best thought for the day.
BB.
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The shelves are much fuller in our supermarkets they’ve even had to reduce the price of some overstocked products. If you want to pig out the Easter eggs are now at bargain prices.
I hope the people who stock piled are now fed up eating pasta
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My positive thought for the day is Beany, wearing a lovely red 'Make Norfolk Great Again' hat, patrolling the marinas of the Broads shouting at groups of kayakers 'You're fake canoes!'.
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Hi Mal,
I've watched quite a bit of US politics before and since Trump won the presidency and you may not be so aware of the hostile partianship and division that exists between the Republican White house and the Democrats and the mostly, attack dog, left wing media. It makes our political division over Brexit look like a bun fight in comparison. And our left leaning media, like Sky news etc. never report him in an unbiased light.
That's why Trump uses Twitter so much, because CNN etc. will never report on his successes with the economy and record low unemployment, especially among the black community, the Democrats flagship " Ethnic Minority oppression victims," they claim to support.
As we both say, you have to try and see the bigger picture beyond the press conference of today, which was mild by usual standards. The journalism is never a balanced constructive criticism,.but is aimed at painting Trump and his administration in the worst possible light.
Since before and after the election, the Democrats have waged a campaign to discredit and impeach Trump.
Firstly, when Hillary Clinton via the Democratic National Committee, paid $7 million through a research firm
Fusion GPS to Chris Steel, an ex MI6 agent, who had Russian connections, to try and dig up evidence of Trump Russian collusion in the election. That led to the Mueller investigation, which went on for 18 months or more and found nothing. So the Democrats, who controlled the House, then set in motion the recent impeachment process, which was also found to be groundless.
There is little honour and respect shown in US cross party politics as shown by Nancy Pilosi, the leading House Democrat, who at Trump's State of the Union address, stood behind him and looking at the TV cameras, proceeded to tear up into pieces, her copy of the speech.
Whatever your political leaning, the hostility and vitriol of the Leftist Democrats is nothing that should be condoned or admired.
BB.
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after watching Trump on tv just now, my positive thought for today is thank God he's not our PM....
and we DO have people like Captain Tom Moore...
https://www.itv.com/news/2020-04-14/coronavirus-world-war-ii-veteran-tom-moore-fundraises-more-than-1-5m-for-nhs/
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Air pollution levels in the UK have dropped significantly in the weeks since the country went into lockdown.
The nitrogen dioxide (NO2) level has fallen across the UK, with the daily average down almost 40% on the same period last year.
So when we do get out for our daily walk, we - and the wildlife (squirrels included) - are breathing in much cleaner air
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Always been a bird lover , Squirrels have an impact on our small bird population , the number of tit boxes i have made that have had the openings enlarged so a squirrel can get it's head in ,just replaced last years with a new one , i also watched a squirrel destroy a robins nest in our garden a few years back killing the contents !
An invasive none native species that i think we could do without , i must of dispatched around 2 - 3000 since i was 19
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In reply to Post #154
Did you shoot it and throw it in the woods with the squirrels.
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still makes me laugh after all these years
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Has it got that bad already
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just something to make you smile
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVkdCV6F3sw
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In reply to Post #153
i knew it would be that bloody song - worth it for the ending though!
spanker - get some food out for it
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Spotted a goldcrest in my garden today , beautiful little bird , think it's nesting in a conifer !
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In reply to Post #151
It's been bloody stook in my head since I wrote it
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In reply to Post #150
why did i read every word of it?!?!?
and with the sodding tune in my head too!
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In reply to Post #148
Someone knocking at the door,
Someone ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
Someone's ringing the bell
Do me a favour
Open the door and let em in
Yeah
There you go Mal didn't want you miss out so sang it to you
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Trebuchet is coming on nicely , i found a great website where you can enter your dimensions and materials in and it tells you the estimated distance it will fire , mine has an estimated distance of 320 is feet , maybe a little more if the projectile is not hairy !
The only problem i have is a shortage of nails and screws , not really an essential journey ! maybe if i was a politician !
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Won a tenner on the postcode lottery
And because there's a lockdown, I won't get some nutter knocking on the door singing that awful song!
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In reply to Post #146
Yeah it's really good
I know that EE are giving all NHS staff free data too
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In reply to Post #145
Hi Mal,
Only just read this and is terrific news and well done Samsung.
Be interesting to see what other big companies are doing to help.
BB.
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Got this email from Samsung - I know lots of other companies are doing their bit too
To help our NHS frontline staff stay connected and provide compassionate care and support to those who need it most, we will be:
• Donating 2,000 devices to NHS Nightingale Hospitals across the UK, freeing up IT resource and providing key workers with essential communication. We will also be providing UV phone sanitising machines for use in these facilities.
• Refocusing our production, service operations, suppliers and channel partners to ensure the NHS takes priority in receiving the equipment they need at discounted rates. These devices will enable NHS workers to carry out more remote working and enable isolated patients to stay connected with their loved ones.
• Delivering support for all NHS staff via a dedicated support channel to ensure quick access to the repair or replacement of their Samsung products.
• Through our partnership with WeFix, offering NHS staff a free of charge priority Doorstep Samsung Phone Repair Service, beginning with NHS Nightingale Hospitals.
• Donating Samsung Electronics UK’s digital outdoor advertising space booked for April to NHS England; and offering advertising on Samsung Smart TVs, free of charge, for public health announcements and messaging, helping to reach millions of people.
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In reply to Post #142
Whats got a hazel nut in every bite 😂😂
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In reply to Post #142
May contain nuts....
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In reply to Post #141
I have seen restaurants with squirrel on the menu over the last year
Together with the warning 'May contain nuts' I assume.
Please post link to video of the first squirrel test launch.
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In reply to Post #140
Yep one good thing to come out of all this , i have the time to cook , trying lots of soups , my favorite from the last week was carrot , then leek !
Hard to go wrong making vegetable soup !
I have seen restaurants with squirrel on the menu over the last year !
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In reply to Post #139
So wasteful, get some noodles and sweet and sour source.
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well it's a lovely project
bit extreme just to get rid of your dead squirrel though. What did he die of? could you not have just buried him?
in positive news - I painted all of the white walls in my little backyard yesterday. wisely saved the step until last - which my cat then walked over and left footprints on the lovely stone flags outside....
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In reply to Post #135
You got a local castle to storm once the lockdown us over...?
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Started building a trebuchet today , trying to keep myself , nephew , daughter and her boyfriend sane , seemed the obvious thing to do !
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In reply to Post #133
Of course. Hence my shocked face.
However if people are getting fed on a day to day basis in the short term then it's a positive eh?
Who knows - maybe they'll decide it's a potential career change? We can hope ....
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In reply to Post #131
Hi Mal,
It's only fair to give credit where it's due, but drugs gangs under truce, distributing food to the needy for purely compassionate, humanitarian reasons, takes a bit of believing, given the brutality that drug gangs are known for.
However, if it's not just a publicly stunt and major food distribution is taking place, then I'm sure the recipients are grateful. It's ironic that they are well placed to do so, given their comprehensive distribution networks. A cynic might suggest that they are looking to keep their customers healthy for future business and keeping their runners busy during the downturn.
BB.
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In reply to Post #131
Put me down for a dozen special space cakes
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South African drug gangs have called a truce and are using their drug distribution network to deliver food to the poor communities
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In reply to Post #129
I've plenty to spare...
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In reply to Post #128
You will need lend him some hair
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In reply to Post #127
Embrace your inner hippy tinhead. ..
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In reply to Post #125
Is your fella bending over
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In reply to Post #125
The moon is not as big as I was expecting it to be but it is certainly bright
I feel slightly hippyish
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In reply to Post #124
Right you two.
Go start your cynical thought for the day thread and stop hijacking my hippy positivity
Beautiful moon out tonight
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In reply to Post #123
Come on Wayne we can't be sceptical about all this.Its not man made,certain people have not got access to wonder drugs even though they are CONFIDENT Boris will make a full recovery and Charlie recovered in double quick time
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In reply to Post #122
Well if Charles can....... 
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In reply to Post #121
Praise the Lord its a miracle
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Bojo is feeling great and will make a full recovery........
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In reply to Post #105
the last few days the sun has been extra strong out the back of my place then at night the whole sky is full of stars..mega bright moon last night shining through the roof light..seen 2 planes in the air in 3 days, and thats with me being close to southend airport..
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In reply to Post #117
Most teenage lads already own such a device however it's not perfect.
Called simply the 'hoodie' it creates a minimum distance of 2m from the wearer. However at present it only seems to work on a percentage of the population - the elderly, young families, people in unfamiliar towns and cities. Other teenage young men seem immune to it apart from a strange side effect that makes them mimic the wearer....
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In reply to Post #114
I have told my stepson to get designing a device we can wear to keep people 2m away.The social distancing device will hopefully be available very soon
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In reply to Post #114
Shakespeare wrote King Lear during the plague too. Seems they had plenty of time on their hands.
There will soon be a Covid rig
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Mercedes are looking to start delivering 10000 of the breathing devices to the NHS this week
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In reply to Post #111
Positive thought for today. ..
Isaac Newton was stuck at home during a plague outbreak. He used his time productively and ended up developing his theory of gravity. Maybe there's a new Newton out there somewhere on the verge of another discovery...
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In reply to Post #111
Thought it had been established that a harvard professor has sold covid19 to the Chinese.
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In reply to Post #111
Very good
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In reply to Post #110
Ironically the entire globe is currently living that album title
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Actually... I lent him my Bat Out of Hell album back in the mid 80's and I've not seen it since....
Might be giving him another call soon...
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In reply to Post #108
How much have you lent him, lol.
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Spoke to a mate this morning who I've not heard from in ages
I expect there's a lot of that about.
Had a really good laugh about our late teens / early twenties and the drunken shenanigans we had.
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Southampton fc again...
The catering staff there are making 1000 meals a week for families in the community.
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In reply to Post #105
Yeah. I walked for an hour earlier along a road that is normally a traffic nightmare. No cars, just lovely fresh air....
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The air is getting cleaner. There’s 8 stars visible over me right now. That’s about 7 more than normal!
Every cloud.....
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In reply to Post #103
Daily Express today...
"Health Secretary Matt Hancock claimed last Wednesday 3.5 million of the kits – described as "game-changers" by Boris Johnson – had already been ordered. But yesterday the Department of Health and Social Care was forced to admit the Government had not yet bought any kits due to hold-ups related to testing."
The government apparently agreed in principle to buy these and paid? Like I said, confusion.
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In reply to Post #101
Hi Ocelot,
I was led to believe that we were already in possession of the 3.5 million antibody kits and they were currently being tested by our experts. If not, then we seem to have at least, a sample that we are testing.
Sorry to say that your wish for a global, medical body of experts to monitor the world for future pandemic outbreaks is unlikely.
In fact, I'd have to say that, you'd have more chance of being struck by lightning.
BB.
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In reply to Post #101
The tests in the original hotspot are lab based and as such reliable, I assume.
I don't know about the large scale antibody testing... I'll see what I can find.
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In reply to Post #100
Are they 100% sure of the reliability of the antibody test Jon? There's confusion here over the 3.5 million kits we've paid for but are waiting to receive.
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They've just started antibody testing here in Italy.
In a random sample of 60 people in one of the original hotspots, 40 had anitbodies despite never showing any symptoms. Early days, but if so many people are asymptomatic it'd be great. It would also explain how fast this thing has spread.
No vaccine will arrive fast. They have to test to make sure it's 100% safe, thanks to the cretinous antivaxers who would jump on any risk, however tiny, in order to try to discredit the whole concept of vaccination.
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In reply to Post #96
Looks like W.H.O. are a paper tiger, only advisory unfortunately.
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In reply to Post #96
Everyone will keep on washing their hands properly, maybe?
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Won’t need anything from the WHO as a vaccine is coming....... 💉
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In reply to Post #95
Maybe the W.H.O.?
Let's hope for some forward thinking changes as a positive response eh?
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I'd like to think after this global disaster there'd be some kind of body/organisation set up to globally handle this type of thing faster and more efficiently next time. Sign up, nominate a team from each member, that can travel freely and with advice heeded in any outbreak if anything is spotted on the radar. Fully funded with regular conferences. It's not good to let countries fight stuff like this independently as we've seen. We have to find better ways to globally handle situations like this cause the odds are there'll be another from somewhere in the future. Mixed measures by independent government's have helped to spread this.
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In reply to Post #93
Hi Jon,
Yes, I guessed it was tongue in cheek, but still, gotta take any opportunity to raise our colours.
BB.
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In reply to Post #92
It was a joke Beany, but thanks for the Wikipedia copy & paste.
Positives .... kids and teachers doing lessons online. Ours are experts on Zoom and Google Meet after a couple of weeks, finally the school being forced to use a bit of technology can only be a good thing.
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In reply to Post #91
Hi Jon,
No, it seems it's not that much to do with the German car industry, but is British innovation based in England.
Mercedes-Benz, through its subsidiary Mercedes-Benz Grand Prix Limited, is currently involved in Formula One as a constructor under the name of Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula One Team. The team is based in Brackley, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom, using a German licence.
BB.
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In reply to Post #89
Couldn't agree more BB. Great to see everyone trusting expert scientists again after dismissing expert economists for so long.
Is Mercedes' help with the CPAP devices the 'German car industry will make sure everything goes well' that Nigel promised so often?
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In reply to Post #89
Here here!
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In reply to Post #85
Hi Jon,
They just said on BBC TV that the Nightingale hospital was constructed by an army of civilian tradesmen with help from the military. They didn't say who managed and oversaw the operation, but probably an amalgam of the NHS, the military and construction specialists.
As you say, it was a great job by all involved to complete it in 10 days.
That follows the great job of Mercedes, the University College London and UCLH, in making the new CPAP breathing aid and having it approved for NHS use, also in about 10 days.
Also, of great merit was the return of 25000 retired NHS staff to the front line and the 750000 volunteers who have signed up to help out where needed.
Given the division and confrontation in our country over the last 3 years, and having our competence and determination questioned, it's welcome to see the evidence of our country's historical spirit, and expertise.
BB.
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In reply to Post #87
Do you think there will be duty free on offer ………………. positive thought.
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In reply to Post #86
Virgin and Easyjet cabin crew have been invited to volunteer
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In reply to Post #85
StJohns ambulance helping out I think. The plan is for those most likely to survive be treated there I read
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Whoever was in charge of getting the Nightingale hospital up and running (military, I assume?) should be running the whole of the NHS for the duration. Great job.
Is it being staffed by military medics? With 40k + nursing vacancies and so many ill or self isolating, how are they going to find the staff otherwise?
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In reply to Post #82
Hi all,
My positive thought for today is a brief phrase that Matt Hancock said yesterday, with reference to all the health professionals under his brief, at his daily update report on TV to the press.
It resonated with me, because I've been in hospital a couple of times, once for several weeks and had many dealings and visits to hospitals, when my wife was a patient many times. Also, my daughter is a hospital staff nurse.
So, what was is that Matt Hancock said re his NHS staff?
" I'm in awe of them "
BB.
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In reply to Post #82
Oh yeah......
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In reply to Post #81
Spot on. We are not too shabby when we pull together eh?
BB - love that story
Wayne - no whinging allowed here. There's enough of that on the other threads
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Nightingale Hospital opened after 9 days.
Didn't think we were capable of doing things like that anymore
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In reply to Post #79
Nah, the hospitals will be ok.
You'll have to work until you're 85, every school will have 50 kids in a class and they'll bring back workhouses, but the hospitals will be ok.
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In reply to Post #78
No chance, with the amount of money being used to prop up the economy and the amount of Furloughing happening i can see another 20yrs of austerity ahead......Plus new draconian laws etc.....
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Maybe one positive after the pandemic has passed could be that the NHS is once again appreciated, supported and funded, its staff are paid what they deserve, and the 40+ thousand nursing vacancies are filled.
The clapping to support the NHS workers is brilliant, but it won't save their lives. Decent supplies of PPE will.
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Fireworks were being set off down my way....
Great to see appreciation for people doing such a tough job.
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In reply to Post #75
Was mad round my way , thought the footy was back on and we'd scored
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We're not a very neighbourly road and usually keep ourselves to ourselves but it was good to see a good turn out for the 8 o'clock clap tonight
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In reply to Post #73
Hi all,
Heartwarming story in the Eastern daily press today.
A Norfolk ambulance paramedic after a tough night shift, still in uniform, joined a long queue at Lidl in Cromer to buy some shopping. Each member of the queue one after another gave him their place until he was next in line at the front and spontaneously gave him a round of applause.
Having got his shopping and at the checkout, a lady, who had chatted to him in the queue, rushed to the till and swiped her card to pay his bill. He tried to object, but the lady gave him a big smile and said it's too late now.
The paramedic told the press he was touched and humbled by the appreciation he was shown and said he was incredibly proud to wear the uniform and do the job with his profession colleagues.
BB.
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In reply to Post #70
OH NO...………..
The NHS have got the clap again...……………
What will they catch next
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In reply to Post #71
Glad you're feeling better
I'd have maybe put the t-shirt and shorts in the fire after that long though....
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1st day out of bed😀 in six days, had extreme fatigue, intermittent hot sweats and occasional coughs! But nothing major apart from exhaustion. Sometimes even reading forum was exhausting!
Was it flu or CV provably never know but only got out to use toilet, couldn’t be arsed to wash or change t shirt and shorts I was minging.
The positives today was leaving the spare room, having a long shower and throwing t shirt and shorts and bedding on boil wash 😀 still quite tired but had time to focus on what I have taken for granted my wife, my health and how lucky we both are in regards to our home life.
So remember to put time aside for conversation and actually listening to each other rather than vegging in front of tele with occasional nod or murmour 👍🏻
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8.00 pm tonight - clap for the NHS again
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In reply to Post #68
I won't go into details but yesterday my missus got involved with something concerning a child. It wasn't until it was over she had the time to think how the **** did a TA get involved with that!
I guess there are Headteachers and then there are Headteachers
I think you're right
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In reply to Post #66
Not sure that is the norm ...…………
My wife is a headteacher , and is working closely with her Academy chain to explore all fair avenues to everybody in this unprecedented period.
Her school has a rota of the senior leadership team in school every day as is a legal requirement , alongside a skeleton staff of T.A's and teachers.
She is having web seminars with whoever is in school each day , as well as with her cluster group within the Academy.
Plans are in place where parent mail is used to keep everybody informed , as well as continuing to offer some sort of education to those children not in. They cannot follow the curriculum at this time , and when the stats fall off the end of the world in 6 months time , no doubt OFSTED will be round with their hatchets out baying for blood.
She currently has a potential of 62 children eligible to attend ( which took an awful lot of time and effort to sort out initially ) and where so far there has been between 2 and 11 children actually attending. They have in place now a scheme where the vouchers for free school meals are being sent out directly to parents.
In her school , anybody who volunteers or is on the rota to cover the Easter holidays will be given lieu holiday to take after Easter , teachers will not receive extra money.
I guess there are Headteachers and then there are Headteachers...……………...
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In reply to Post #66
I learned very early on in my teaching that you look after your TA's and your site staff as they are invaluable and when school cuts hit, often the first areas to be squeezed.
Just heard from my mate who is a big Southampton supporter.
Her dad is a lifelong fan. He just had a phone call from Saints defender Jack Stephens asking if he was ok and if he needed anything. They are calling round all the pensioner season ticket holders and left a number for him to call back if he needs any help.
Well done the Saints
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In reply to Post #65
Well done Mal. In the school where my missus is a teaching assistant the majority of teachers are doing **** all and leaving it all to the TA's to set and oversea the homework.
Pity they don't take a leaf out of your book.
During the Easter break teachers will be offered extra money on top of the wages to go in but as the pay isn't much the take up isn't expected to be high. TA's are more likely to go in as they don't get paid for holidays.
Anyway to end on a positive well done to the NHS volunteers
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In reply to Post #64
Thanks Jon - it's an easy call for me as I live alone and am in good health.
The app that you get shows other volunteers on a local map and there are lots of people signed up already.
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In reply to Post #62
Well done Mal and all the others who are volunteering. Nice one.
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Hopefully we will be over this soon 
My place is shutting down this weekend for two weeks
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Got my email confirmation that I've been signed up to be a nhs helper.
The map around me shows that I'm far from the only one who's done it too
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In reply to Post #60
As much as the incredible force the machine was putting out , it was the actual 'tight fit' of the mask she struggled with.
As for my fishing buddy , he has a face like Jaques Cousteau in the morning , the red ring around his face takes about an hour to disappear
The bag it comes with is not much bigger than a large camera bag , but we have to use venues where he can have an extension lead to his bivvy……
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In reply to Post #59
Because they’re not paying for it mate
Knowing what I’m paid to, for example, hang the doors you get to a ward; those CPAP machines would not ordinarily be in the 100s.. no chance
I imagine the government will monitor profits. Depends what retooling and material costs are I suppose.
I did some work in a building that made mclaren parts and the whole operation was mind blowing!
Good luck to them, I hope it makes a difference for people suffering
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In reply to Post #58
Hi noj,
I think the proper respiratory units probably cost many Ł1000s because they are large, sophisticated pieces of kit, but the new CPAP units, I saw on the TV news, are small, and look less complicated devices, which I would hazard a guess will cost in the Ł100s, and probably be considered cost effective.
Given the conversion of buildings into Nightingale hospitals and the return of 20000 retired doctors and nurses etc. it seems the government isn't much focused on cost restraint.
BB.
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In reply to Post #57
I’d have thought every hospital with maternity facilities has them too, or at least paediatric special care units.
Probably priced beyond the means of some trusts, like most things to do with healthcare. It’s almost time to put the old cash cow out to pasture and actually invest in care
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In reply to Post #56
Hi Croc,
Having read some info, it seems that CPAP devices are mainly used for people with sleep apnea and that some patients find them difficult to get used to. So, your wife having had it applied hour on hour off, seems odd and not user friendly.
It seems they are also used for patients that can use their lungs to breathe, but are not getting enough oxygen, like with asthma and COPD. Obviously they are being made to help combat the virus pandemic, because the NHS doesn't have that many of them. I have COPD and in the high risk category, so am pleased they are due to be massed produced and in my case, for future reference. It's interesting that mobile devices are also available for use at home and, perhaps, as you said, even when fishing.
BB.
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In reply to Post #53
I cannot describe how she found the strength to fight them every time they put the mask on....She hated it.
All a distant memory now though
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In reply to Post #54
round of applause for jeff bezos who managed to make Ł4.25bn by short selling his amazon stock just two weeks before this pandemic hit - no suggestion he did anything wrong of course, his timing is just naturally great. Stelios at easyjet also giving himself Ł60 mil dividends in feb 2020 also a highlight. Almost as if they knew something was up. Made my day anyway x
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Yeah he was on it 24/7 for a bit
Did the mask have a sealed fit on your wife?
I can’t imagine that air forced into your lungs would help exhaling!
Small price to pay not to have ocelots heath Robinson footpump ventilator or being dead I suppose
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In reply to Post #50
Gentle breeze for an infant maybe...………...
My wife likened it to having her head stuck out of a car window at 40mph ......….after her heart surgery she was on it every other hour for 4/5 days.
A fishing buddy has a portable unit ( for sleep apnea ) …….the noise it makes is deafening if not sealed to his face properly...……….
It will give him half a chance if the worst comes to the worst.
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In reply to Post #50
Panic buying of foot pumps, fish tank air pumps and gaffer tape next.
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In reply to Post #48
My son was on CPAP for a while as he was premature, I can imagine it will help those having difficulty with lung capacity and inhalation.. it’s actually a gently forced oxygen mix that allows normal breathing and no sedation. Not sure if it can operate properly without air escaping as it basically stops the lungs completely deflating, which a healthy lung will do naturally, by keeping enough constant air passing over the mouth/nose to keep lungs partially inflated.. I’d have thought the air in the ward/unit will be full of airborne virus, but must have been accounted for in being re-engineered to meet regs.
It kept my lad alive, so I’m all for it
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In reply to Post #48
You're right it is Mercedes
It's brilliant news and could save so many lives
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In reply to Post #46
Hi Mal,
I've seen this news and in fact, it's Mercedes who have worked in conjunction with University College London's mechanical engineers and University London Hospital clinicians to adapt and improve an existing breathing aid. It has already been approved by the Medical Association for NHS use and is currently on trial in the ULH. This process has incredibly been made in only 10 days. It's expected to be given the go ahead, then Mercedes can start producing them from next week at a rate of 1000 per day.
This device is non invasive like a full respirator, and forces air/oxygen into a patient's lungs and is for the less critical patients, so leaving the full respirators for the critically ill.
Really good news and great credit to those technicians who worked night and day to produce this life saving device so quickly.
BB.
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In reply to Post #46
Good news
I've also heard of hard to get medical parts being made by 3D printer enthusiasts
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NHS and McLaren have reverse engineered a piece of existing equipment and come up with a device that gets oxygen to the lungs without need for a ventilator.
If it's approved, mclaren can make 1000 a day which will free up ventilators for the most critical patients.
Maybe moving forward, cutting edge industrial engineers will remember this and continue to give valuable help to the NHS... one can hope eh?
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In reply to Post #43
Indeed, spot on mate.
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In reply to Post #41
I've never had a use for quadratic equations but I did like solving them. You know when you've got the right answer because when you put it back in it all works out.
when S (satisfying)=YES + U (useful)NO= W(waste of time)
In other words I wouldn't waste my time on them nowadays 
Just don't tell the kids, if I had to do it so should they
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In reply to Post #42
Good on you mate.
I do it too. A bit of good grammar never hurt anyone eh?
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In reply to Post #40
They did do until I told them why I do it. I do it because they’ve learning difficulties so I’m sure it can only be of benefit.
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In reply to Post #36
I'm pretty good with practical maths, mental arithmetic, geometry, I can cut a hipped roof from a few measurements using pythagoras theorem but I can't make head nor tail of my daughters year11 homework.
Her teacher tried to enlighten me on the usefulness of quadratic equations but my word is that the most arse about face way of working
And is there a practical application to learning to expand or simplify equations in algebra, that stuff makes my eyes hurt
simples
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In reply to Post #39
Tazi- nice one. Do they take the mick out of you for doing it?
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In reply to Post #35
Don't forget to have a practice fire drill...…….
You get to shut them outside for 2 hours ….
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When texting I’ll always spell the correct word as it must surely help the kids.
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In reply to Post #36
Fair point though. You need a very good grasp of written English to do well in maths exams these days...
It's an eye opener seeing what the expectation is for year 6 kids to achieve before darting secondary school. Good that more people are getting the chance to see it too.
BBC schools and bitesize have good resources if you get stuck fellas
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In reply to Post #34
I'm no mathematician but I did get 5th year advanced C&G so thought I could help my daughter with her homework.
To be honest the question were set in a such a way I couldn't understand what they were asking to me it didn't make mathematical sense.
So she got the hump asked her mum instead
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In reply to Post #34
Been doing school with my 10 year old daughter,it's finally dawned on me why I did so **** at school
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In reply to Post #33
Thankyou gents. I can't argue with that!
My positive thought for today...
As kids of all ages are now being home schooled, parents have the opportunity to get a much better grasp of what they are learning and kids can potentially get to see just how clever their parents actually are. I can remember having some geography homework when I was about 13 and my dad wandering past and saying 'oh is that weather and isobars?'.... he then spent a good hour or so working through it with me and I got to see him being an expert about something that I didn't realise he knew.
Let your kids see you being clever - and in return, let them show you how much they know. And if you both don't know the answer and you have the time and means, then try and find it out together.
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In reply to Post #31
Nothing wrong with a bit of Buddy Holly
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I think he's up to at least Vol 7
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In reply to Post #30
Now That's What I Call A Bad Hairday volume1
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In reply to Post #30
Today it's a load of old Buddy Holly stuff that he's got on vinyl. Makes a change from the guitars and spandex
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In reply to Post #29
What's on your play list, Stars on 45?
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An old mate of mine is self isolating due to age and health issues.
He knows I'm stuck in the house alone so he's compiling play lists of music for me to stop me from going mad.
Little things...
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In reply to Post #26
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In reply to Post #26
I'm wondering what my Koi might taste like...……….
Fishy I expect
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Got woke at 4 this morning with dog yelping, My Mrs left her bath robe on bottom of bed and the dog managed to climb down arm with front paws and head out of sleeve and her rear in armpit. How she managed this we don't know but gave me an idea for beef wellington if the food runs out
Theres positives everywhere you look
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My positive thought of the day is getting the rods out for some exercise over the weekend......
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James Dyson has come up with a new design for respirators to be used by the NHS. It's yet to be approved, but given his track record it could be that the new equipment will be even better than existing machines.
Fingers crossed it gets approval quickly and they can get them produced ASAP
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In reply to Post #21
Brilliant
We gave an extra round of applause for the bin Men too as one lives on our stretch of the street.
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Can you imagine what it’s going to be like when it’s over 👍
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In reply to Post #20
It was mental around here,people on their doorsteps,fireworks going off with cheering and the clapping
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In reply to Post #6
Lots of people out in my street
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In reply to Post #17
Love n peace bro.
Insert several man hugs.....
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In reply to Post #15
That Murdoch was a Cnut.
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In reply to Post #15
Especially one that his builder put up for him...?
Peace and love tazi
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The only people that use that term as an insult are "do-nothings"
I've always thought this country has a vast majority of altruistic people. Even after 40 years of the constant promotion of individualism. Glad to see it's shining through.
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In reply to Post #11
Tazi argumentative free he can fallout with the mirror
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In reply to Post #11
Sorry mal, think I had a malfunction.
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In reply to Post #10
Did you go back in your nurses outfit .Nice touch by the garage
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In reply to Post #9
Oi Scrooge - no whinging on here. Let's try and keep this one positive and argument free.
Croc - love that one. That garage deserves some public recognition
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Went to get an M.O.T on Tuesday...………..
The tester did not charge the in uniform nurse in front of me
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I hope at 8pm everyone is going to open their doors and windows and applaud the NHS.My wife has just shown me something going around on social media about it
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Nhs staff are finally getting the respect they deserve.
Discounts from shops and businesses, free parking while they are trying to save lives.
And half a million volunteers who want to help
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Have you seen the water in Venice since the close down
They reckon it looks like tap water lol
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My local pub is offering to get supplies from a wholesaler for anyone that needs it.
I'm sure I can see more stars tonight as well
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Afternoon all
Inspired by my elderly neighbour who yesterday knocked on MY door to ask if I needed anything....
In these frustrating times I'm going to try and bring some positivity - much like oldgeezer and blankosaurus have done.
So... my positive thought for today is this.
In 2019 air travel contributed 915 million tonnes of carbon emissions. With flights hugely reduced at the moment, that figure will be much less on a daily basis. Coupled with the huge reduction in road traffic, there's a big difference each day
It's not the be all and end all, but a small positive at least.
Promise they won't all be green related! Feel free to add your own.
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NON Carp stuff