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In reply to Post #299
The big lad can do things with a shampoo bottle and west ham towel you wouldn't think where possible 
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In reply to Post #296
I can imagine, I’ve seen your antics with the southern comfort and squared rimmed glasses, I’m guessing you wake up in each other’s underpants 
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #296
 shag one sheep and that's it for life
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In reply to Post #295
Well we left our stamp in Morrocco , what with boat gate and life jacket boy 😂 Look out you slovs were coming
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In reply to Post #295
He’s fine on his own, it’s when the Essex elite are in the house it all goes wrong for him 
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In reply to Post #294
When the Bivviewrecker show comes to town, they better be ready
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #292
Valid and factual points mate, but when it all goes pear in some foreign land its pretty obvious i need a fall guy 
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In reply to Post #291
Dont forget to take his crayons and colouring book for the flight over
You mad ****s 
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In reply to Post #291
I wouldn’t take that **** nowhere, he’s going to get you in bovver one day something you are more than capable of on your own.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #288
If i could get him into one of those euro carryalls he wouldnt ****ing get out
The whole thing reminds of the film rain man in which he has a chance meeting with someone with learning difficulties and now he has turned into my autustic bag man
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In reply to Post #289
It’s worse than that Jim, you also have to take his mum coz he’s still breastfeeding 🤓
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In reply to Post #288
More like he does a bit of fishing between bite times  They are out of control when they go off on one of their jollies .... last year Ralphy married a dog and Bivvy was maid of honour 
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In reply to Post #285
i fully intend to interfere with him in between bite times
I believe you, seriously
You could do with one of those Euro carryalls, if he can't behave himself you could always keep your gimp in there for a couple of hours lol
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In reply to Post #285
Nonce
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In reply to Post #278
Very true mate.... so far this year I’ve been Clay shooting... 6 event target shooting... Wembley twice and today I went off roading ( mud mayhem ) ... we got another clay shoot booked for next month and a 3 x supercar day we doing in the summer .... also might be using our motorhome a little bit here and there.... have a great trip it’ll be special whatever the outcome
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NON Carp stuff