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part 2 was getting far to long
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In reply to Post #710
I'm cutting the grass 2day 
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In reply to Post #709
were has every one gone 
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In reply to Post #706
Quality 
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In reply to Post #1
now to short
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In reply to Post #706
Funnily enough after the last social and tin of maggots impromptu fire work display we never got invited back 
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In reply to Post #705
**** off **** 
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In reply to Post #704
Mind your own ****ing business 
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Just for something to do I thought I'd read through this moribund thread...There's half and hour of my life I won't get back. Have they all died in the 'Stow or something?
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In reply to Post #702
Don't matter, thought you knew the fella
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In reply to Post #701
Whos SI,
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In reply to Post #700
Ha ha nowhere special mate, I seem to do more in France than I do hear these days, did you hear about si Mullins ?
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In reply to Post #698
It's so secret not even the carp know it's there 
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In reply to Post #698
Not telling you
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In reply to Post #697
No,not on the stow this year,but will be back,whats your angling this year
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In reply to Post #696
You on the lockey this year snap ?
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In reply to Post #693
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In reply to Post #694
And you still ain't bought me a pint !
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In reply to Post #692
Since 1997
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In reply to Post #692
KM ??? Kelly Maloney ??
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In reply to Post #691
Eny of u boys ever see KM over there,and shakey how long u beenon the ressies
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In reply to Post #690
He came over there once , someone nicked his bike pump and turned it into a crack pipe
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In reply to Post #689
So are we saying that chris yates a kreel and tea served from a silver tea service would be a tad out of place.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #688
I remember waking up there one morning putting the kettle on and watching the mist rise of the water and fish crashing it was a perfect start to a days carp fishing.
Alas I heard the unmistakable scream of an East end accent shouting John John you faaaaacking caaaaaaant John you caaaaaant get the fsaaaaaaacking net you caaaaaaant.
It's hardly Redmire
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In reply to Post #687
I came past the waters on thursday and thought ill have to come and fish here and see what all the fuss is about....and then i remembered...Magoo is organising a social...its got to be a do to rival the millenium cos he started in october 2013
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In reply to Post #686
Can't have been Shakey he's been remanded for lewd behaviour at the plicemans ball......he only went for a piss and they thought he was having a J Arthur
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In reply to Post #685
And I see shakey 2 
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In reply to Post #684
Where was that, primark ?
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #683
Good to finally meet you on Sunday Tim 
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In reply to Post #680
River was 2 clear on sunday , but like a summers day
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In reply to Post #678
Pete when does the rules ticket run out?
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In reply to Post #680
It won't last ken, the ****ing sausages will catch him and put him on a barbecue
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Last I heard a certain Daffy Duck was going to do the 'Stow this year... 
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In reply to Post #678
Saves you putting your polesberg in a cool bag eh Pete
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In reply to Post #677
Tomorrow , if me local friend "Frank" tells me its not frozen... Ruxley the weekend
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In reply to Post #676
how comes your not at laddingford brother of russ.
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In reply to Post #674
I'm such a good boy to be Frank.
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In reply to Post #674
Of course mate,been a good boy as always not been fishing much tho due out the weekend,if she lets me lol.hope your good mate
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #673
Including himself
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In reply to Post #671
Pete you'll speak to anyone 
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #671
http://www.talktofrank.com
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In reply to Post #670
I always speak to Frank.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #669
I like Frank and considered him a mate but now he hardly speaks to me because of that **** Dinny
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In reply to Post #667
That thought did cross my mind dean
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In reply to Post #667
**** off ****
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #666
I think it might have something to do with the fact Frank doesn't like him Dave
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In reply to Post #665
You know frank with is 5 second memory
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In reply to Post #663
Still waiting David 
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In reply to Post #659
Gutted 
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In reply to Post #662
Probably got to wait for his Mrs to go asleep so he can use the phone 
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In reply to Post #661
Text him today dave, he replied I'll give you a ring later......... That was nine hours ago
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In reply to Post #660
You won't see the blank on here heard he ain't allowed out apart from work he's also banned from using the Internet 
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Only want the blank and we've got a full house............. Of mugs
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #658
All good here mate living back down South and getting back on the bank
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In reply to Post #657
Yeah still working hard  and not much fishing although been doing a bit of sea fishing again this winter and bagged 5 small cod on my last trip . How you been keeping
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In reply to Post #656
What O Peter old bean 
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In reply to Post #655
Good evening my learned friends. I do hope ones are jolly well.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #654
Oi Oi Shakey still making your millions mate
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In reply to Post #653
Oi oi ginger
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In reply to Post #652
Oi Oi Mick staying out of trouble I hope mate
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In reply to Post #651
We are making a come back mr magoo be aware lol
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In reply to Post #650
Oi bivvi i thought the taliban had captured you how comes your still on here
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In reply to Post #646
And me 2 
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In reply to Post #648
I thought so
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #647
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In reply to Post #646
And me
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #645
I know who you are 
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In reply to Post #641
U still up north ging , such a shame those Scottish are still bleading us dry
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In reply to Post #643
It defiinetly ain't his Barnet son, he's balder than your dogs sack
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #642
Apparently Johnny Barnes has been seen sporting the Korda Nanny pat hat 
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In reply to Post #641
Oh right
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #638
Din,
being "on the river" is Walthamstow slang for "I have had my laptop confiscated and I am currently under investigation by operation yewtree"
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In reply to Post #639
Looks like there all creeping back Foz, just seen Johnny Barnes having a peek
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In reply to Post #638
been on the river
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In reply to Post #635
**** me snap you out on tag ?
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In reply to Post #636
U tart rodney
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #635
Any perch in the number one please
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In reply to Post #1
whens the next night fishing 
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In reply to Post #632
im still about mike just dont get much time for the internet still bagging up on the stow though
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You out on tag mick ?
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In reply to Post #618
Where have you been Shacky, was getting worried about you.
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which underground, urban guerilla type no publicity member of this forum has sold his soul and has joined the ranks of nash as a consultant 
you really wont believe it when you find out
and i heard he's fishing for wrong un's
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In reply to Post #629
Or buy your own gun
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In reply to Post #628
No mate since getting married my only vice is alcohol...oh and fishing
Just thought you were finally coming out and putting a stop to all the rumours
Btw we are going to soon need to carry more kit when we fish around East London. The below came up on my sat nav the other day....guess Kevlar vest are going to be mandatory.
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In reply to Post #627
you back on the furry's Micky ?
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In reply to Post #626
Don't tell you partake in the fishnets ...all those rumours around the stow are true then
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In reply to Post #625
Nope
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In reply to Post #624
That's to easy...shaky and I'm guessing the transvestite is wonderwall?
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ive seen a photo of a forum member, member being a pretty accurate description of said person, in a rather compromising position with what looks like a nigerian midget and what is definetly a croation transvestite .
if you can guess who it is i might reveal all
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In reply to Post #621
**** him if the good lord dint want em shorn, he wouldnt have made em sheep
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #621
Hes a liberty taker mate 
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In reply to Post #619
The poor guy is not a turtle...why sell a brolly without storm poles. Just plain wrong
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #619
Your liberty taker and a bully
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In reply to Post #618
aint talking to me dave ever since i sold him a brolly with no storm poles
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In reply to Post #616
Anyone seen or heard from frank ? Heard a rumour he's been sectioned
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In reply to Post #616
Who you been touching ...
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Mate there's some rather touchy people on here tonight
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In reply to Post #614
Woah snap you back on the gear again son
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In reply to Post #1
LIKE THIS
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In reply to Post #612
...careful you will make some on here jealous
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In reply to Post #611
I know, ive been stalking you
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In reply to Post #610
F*** me that must have been torture for you
I've been posting too much on here...turning into one of those windbags
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In reply to Post #609
No !! just been minding me own ****ing business, what about you ?
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In reply to Post #608
Is that your edge....btw where you been? Got lost in France or the misses restricted your fishing time
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In reply to Post #607
ime going this Saturday, wont be quite so busy
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In reply to Post #605
21st June...if you don't mind the rush.
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In reply to Post #605
this Saturday, fancy it ?
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In reply to Post #604
whens the next night fishing please
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In reply to Post #603
Only because i put swampy in the going swim, you was no help you mug
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #602
Get ****ed , Cambridgeshire 7 Essex 3
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In reply to Post #601
mate, that was the worst display of angling I have ever witnessed
you couldn't catch crab's
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #600
And fished with some crackers 
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In reply to Post #599
yes mate we had some proper crackers
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In reply to Post #598
Bigguns, well done fella.
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In reply to Post #596
took some cracking photo's of the lump's I caught though
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In reply to Post #596
Is Shakey finished
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In reply to Post #594
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #594
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In reply to Post #593
went to france with bumwrecker last week, he did the same
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In reply to Post #591
No did the higher sat, fished like a pleb and caugh f all
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In reply to Post #588
What, not the toilet thingmejib,
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In reply to Post #590
you been over today snap ?
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In reply to Post #587
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In reply to Post #588
be careful what you say son he wasn't actually found guilty
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #586
Did you not hear about shakey mate ?
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In reply to Post #585
hello snap long time no speak, this thread seemed to die a death at the same time the government introduced the " fit to work " scheme
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In reply to Post #585
yer just got a season ticket for the lower , higher and locky, does Shakey still fish the ressies.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #584
Been fishing ?
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In reply to Post #583
Yer u ok
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #582
Alright Snap
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In reply to Post #581
Yippi
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In reply to Post #580
The 1/2/3 open from today
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In reply to Post #579
New thames water web site up with all the times, and saturday 24hrs
for 2014, and matches
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In reply to Post #575
i should have let you bleed to death in the snow 
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In reply to Post #577
closed season  I will give it a go
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In reply to Post #576
any one entering ERICS ANGLING CHAPIONSHIP at the stow on the 16th May on the 1/2/3
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In reply to Post #572
It was a good weekend shame you couldn't make it . And yeah a few bivvys got wiped out in the storm dan cracknells looked like a tree had fallen on it
Ol and frank lived up to his name
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| | | GAVIN | | Posts: 4124 |  | | aka ShortStack | |
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In reply to Post #574
You've said that wrong mate.
Most people on here know the only time you caught in a match was when you asked me to tie 2 rigs up for you and used my bait.
I didn't remind anyone in this match about it either
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In reply to Post #573
did you use them rigs i tied you
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| | | GAVIN | | Posts: 4124 | | | aka ShortStack | |
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In reply to Post #572
no problem with the wind on our bank, just the cheap tackle on the other bank!
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how did the match go ?
fair play for sticking it out in that storm 
i bet it was murder trying to hold your shelters down
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In reply to Post #567
Looks like rain again 
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In reply to Post #569
I hear franks done you a favour din or he will do this weekend
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i see shakey has caught fido AGAIN !!!!!
about time you put him back i think david, keeping him in that wheelie bin is not doing him any favours
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In reply to Post #567
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In reply to Post #566
Pastor mick,think you got the wrong person,i love satan
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In reply to Post #565
No i have just seen him on bbc1 the big question.[is there any evidencefor satan] pastor mick]
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #564
Alright Mick , has someone sneaked you a 3G phone in or have you been given Internet privileges
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In reply to Post #563
Must of been taking his medicine,especially if he landed it
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In reply to Post #562
Must admit hes abit better at it now mind you he couldn't get any worse
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In reply to Post #560
**** me Dave you was brave
Ime surprised the thick **** had the net the right way round
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In reply to Post #560
doosh doosh
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In reply to Post #557
Din he came over to see me and I gav him a fishing lesson . Ol and I let him land my fish they went in the net eventually
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In reply to Post #558
aint seen no scousers over there just a few mad mancs ,poles and firestarters
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #557
looking for scousers to blow off
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little bird tell's me the blank was seen on the banks of the stow last week
not fishing just walking dont tell his missus she will want to know where he got a pound from
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In reply to Post #555
More flammable without a mixer ,
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #554
And lemonade
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In reply to Post #553
Meths?
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #552
That's the spirit mate
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In reply to Post #551
o dear i tried to be nice this year and still get the blame onwards and upwards
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #550
sorry mate didn't mean to offend you , Frank told us you where gay
Apologies
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In reply to Post #547
As you brought up the gay thing I thought it was your thing ...I don't judge.
however may be I have got you all wrong
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In reply to Post #548
I am always nice...and to you, have a great new year
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In reply to Post #547
Happy new year me ol mates, be nice,
hahahaha
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #546
Your gonna have to do better then that Forrest
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In reply to Post #545
Biv Biv Biv...do I sense some pent up frustration?
I suggest you go grab some lube and the nearest male to go and unwind. We don't want you frustrated so early on the new year
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #543
No bother
Got any more pictures of your mum ?
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In reply to Post #542
come out like
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In reply to Post #540
Dictionary..? No I was told I was on the naughty list...but I cannot elaborate
Keep wacking away in that bivvy
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #541
Just come out mate , we all know you pair are at it
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In reply to Post #540
not nice like foz
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #539
You get a dictionary for Christmas Gaylord ? Don't use any big words like that in your love notes to Frank he will need a lie down
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In reply to Post #537
Aaaah Biv I cannot speak for frank but I'm not they way inclined....however if the thought of the scenario gets your motor going then who am I to spoil your fantasies?
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In reply to Post #537
no idea who anyone is like foz.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #536
Your new Internet mate
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In reply to Post #535
to whom like foz?
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #534
Are you shagging him Frank .you seem awful close
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In reply to Post #533
joe pissed in your cornflakes again
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In reply to Post #532
i wouldnt take that halfwit to france he has just about grasped the queen's english so to take him to another country would be too much for his underdeveloped mind,,,, much the same as you i would imagine
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In reply to Post #530
I would exactly call him Santa ....more like the grinch with issues.
Let's face it could you really spend hours in the car with him, do his cooking and washing up only for him to put you on the crap side of the swim..!!
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In reply to Post #529
your having a bubble the ****ing washing up would be four foot high by the time he got home
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In reply to Post #529
really santa got my letter
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In reply to Post #528
im only saying frank as i heard he book another trip and he was taking you as a christmas present
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In reply to Post #527
bit harsh there shaky  nothing but love for the magoo
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In reply to Post #526
frank he,ll never take you to france if you keep winding him up
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In reply to Post #525
why do yo swear so much?
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In reply to Post #524
bloody hell i take it all back your not a stupid **** your a clever ****
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In reply to Post #523
No lucky for me none of those....although you gotta feel for them 
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In reply to Post #522
are you his wife,only friend or son or brother
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In reply to Post #516
He really is an easy read...
Swearing = In his mind every swear word really has **** in it. 
I am a carp god = I have studied my goldfish.
French excursions = Reads holiday brochures.
Alludes to large/numerous catches = Often mixes up years and combines them for better effect.
Alter ego = a stubborn, short, near sighed old fool (errrrrm)
I could go on about his delusions of grandeur but...I have to leave him something
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In reply to Post #520
just as i thought, same old **** then
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In reply to Post #519
yes din i will try to be the better person and not abuse you to much i will fish as much as i can this year is another AND you to catch your dream fish in england have a few sessions with the man called ginger mug fozzy
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In reply to Post #518
whatever any new years resolutions frank, apart from the same old " ime definetly going to do more fishing this year "
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In reply to Post #517
i shall refrain from mugging you off today dinny as it is not nice at the 1st day of the year
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In reply to Post #516
i would be surprised if you know your own house number you thick ****
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In reply to Post #515
well he has your number like i do billy
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In reply to Post #514
found a new mate have we frank i think you will definetly get on as you both seem to be as stupid as each other
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In reply to Post #513
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In reply to Post #512
got a couple of dates booked for you know where this year
Yes the betty ford centre and broadmoor (prone the exaggeration wing)
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In reply to Post #510
to many sherry's again ginge when will you learn
got a couple of dates booked for you know where this year
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In reply to Post #510
nice roast will sort that out.
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In reply to Post #509
A lot 
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In reply to Post #508
you still a little drunk foz
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You pair of Mobys , you will still be talking about going in 2015 Frank , realise your a nod again disappear of the radar and sell your gear,
I will still be catching em
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In reply to Post #505
what for ?
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In reply to Post #504
no i bought the pub
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In reply to Post #503
this one
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In reply to Post #501
I would be worried...if I ever thought you would get around to organising it!! And I'm not even in the forties club yet...must be at least half your age
So did you escape the pub without paying for a beer or is that a stupid question....
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In reply to Post #502
what saturday frank ?
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yes plenty of fishing coming up soon for me i will be popping over sat if everything goes to plan to see you guys. happy new year to you all
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In reply to Post #500
your not invited, your too old
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In reply to Post #499
Made you get your wallet out did they...
And I'll go fishing as soon as you sort out the social...
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In reply to Post #498
tell you what i know just how michael schumaker feel's that is the last time ever that i go in a pub for a quick one at 12 oclock on new years eve
in fact its the last time ever that i will ever go in a pub ever again, unless its for charity
so whats occurring this year boy's any of you mug's actually going fishing ? after all this is a fishing based forum !
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In reply to Post #497
Frank will sponsor you for a nosh Pete , he has sponsored loads of noshes of blokes
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In reply to Post #496
aaah **** me now the truths out,thats my nosh sponsorship application ****ed, thanks a bunch.
merry xmas you git,
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In reply to Post #495
i can belive that foz if you would of said magoo on the other hand
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #494
Mate , he's a cockney as sure as you paid me £20 to get your picture taken with that fish in your profile pic when I caught it
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In reply to Post #493
all out now init, Frank a Mockney. get right on me earthas
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #492
Your about as posh as Pete is sane
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In reply to Post #490
toodle pip
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In reply to Post #490
i have always been posh peter .......the barrow boy get up is just an act to fit in with riff raff like magoo
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In reply to Post #489
Jot? you gone from urban to the suburbs
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In reply to Post #488
Remorse from the box of frogs I think not a jot deano
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In reply to Post #487
Yes but peter said sorry afterwards
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In reply to Post #486
Did he deserve it peter.
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In reply to Post #485
burnt a boiled egg last week.
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In reply to Post #484
No he just like burning things
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In reply to Post #483
Pyromaniac
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In reply to Post #482
Or anything ?
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In reply to Post #481
Yes thanks bag of frogs Did you set fire to anyone today peter
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In reply to Post #480
what did the misses buy you din two lolly sticks and a rubber band
Jokes on the inside
Hope you all had a nice day.
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In reply to Post #479
what did the misses buy you din two lolly sticks and a rubber band
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A word of warning fella's to any of you who have bought your children i pads, playstations, x boxes that type of thing.
Prolonged use of said items will definetly have an effect on your childs well being.
Your child's mental and physical health will suffer as he/she becomes so engrossed with their present that the ability to think for themselves, simple mathematical equations will become almost an impossibility and their speech will be impaired.
frank the blank is a classic example and he only got a piece of coal
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In reply to Post #477
merry crimbo guys
the pm i got off magoo was about hair grow, girdle and his most prized present was a signed card off kevin ellis which he is sniffing the envelope i bet
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merry christmas boys hope you have a good un
just had a PM from the blank, santa got him the bike he asked for and has promised to come back next year and take the stabilizers off for him
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In reply to Post #475
Thanks for the warning.
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In reply to Post #474
just heard from kev he's got a couple of trips sorted for this year and i am on both of them if you want i could put some of your names forward in case any body drops out
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In reply to Post #472
soon mate, i just got to get me moves down and were off
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In reply to Post #471
Certainly arent any "mugs" in there When you going to france with Kevin,? should be a great video to watch
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In reply to Post #469
I was talking to your mate and he reckon's you aint got all the cup's in the cupboard
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magoo is a shirt lifter have a nice day
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In reply to Post #468
haha there should be a stage show, most wouldnt get it but would be funny as.....
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In reply to Post #467
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In reply to Post #466
Watered down wine gums lee
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In reply to Post #465
Was it sherbert or bon bons.
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In reply to Post #464
Been down the working men's club ain't he , had a light and bitter phoned me up started getting all lemon
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In reply to Post #462
****ing hell magoo your up late again,you must have sucked most of england off if they are still counting them half peas
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In reply to Post #462
Jog on Garnett I have seen more beer spilled down a barmaids blouse
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In reply to Post #461
youd have to sell your house to drink what i have
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In reply to Post #460
Had a couple of wine gums have we soft lad ?
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In reply to Post #459
what you laughing at flat nose ?
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In reply to Post #458
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In reply to Post #457
you wanna bash up a 12yr old still better then trying to kiss one for a change mate
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In reply to Post #456
ill'e give him so many left's he'll be begging for a right 
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In reply to Post #455
tbh din i think my harry is going to up you when he sees you again he said joe can not have all the fun
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In reply to Post #454
stop getting the kids to type things in frank and pretend its you, because when i start they might get upset
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In reply to Post #453
no  and life is as dull as your repartee magoo
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In reply to Post #452
frank...... are you using again son ??
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In reply to Post #451
are you married to pam airs magoo? i am being nice because we all know if you married anyone off jackanory it would of been Kenneth Williams
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the blank rang me and said " i was just thinking about you " he sounded a bit echoey so i said " are you in the bath frank ? " " yes " he replied 
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In reply to Post #449
soppy pair of ****s
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In reply to Post #448
Probably took a pic and beats off to it now
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #447
He used to carry my gear , infact he once carried a pizza box to the skip for me
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In reply to Post #446
My bad Foz but being a yes man can I carry you gear please and love you long time does not=a friend in my book mate!
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In reply to Post #445
Hes mates with Kevin Ellis Frank dont forget
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In reply to Post #444
Sounds like that is one more then you coco
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In reply to Post #443
you've only got one
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In reply to Post #441
Which mate ?
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In reply to Post #441
you upsetting foz again
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In reply to Post #440
you been drinking again ginger ? getting a bit lippy like your mate
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #439
your a ****ing melon MUGoo
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In reply to Post #438
melon
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In reply to Post #437
your twisting my mellow man
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In reply to Post #435
There is
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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Do I sense some tension between you pair ?
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In reply to Post #431
ring me
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In reply to Post #430
and?
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In reply to Post #429
**** me frank that's a bit strong
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In reply to Post #428
and dick enlargers i put you down for a job lot boxset think they have wigs out the back so 2 birds one stone mong
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In reply to Post #427
i know it dont they also sell ironing boards and roller skates ?
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In reply to Post #426
keswells you messer
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In reply to Post #425
where was that ? ime gonna but two
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In reply to Post #424
where i bought my sleeping bag you dopey ***** and my new fox brolly system
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In reply to Post #423
go to a tackle shop and buy your gear like the rest of us you tight ****
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In reply to Post #422
why would i buy anything off you messer
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In reply to Post #421
who off jimmy saville's mate ?
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In reply to Post #420
strange i bought one friday you soppy baldheaded messer
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In reply to Post #419
you couldnt make it up franks in the classified's looking at a sleeping bag carryall his old woman wont let him have a sleeping bag the dopey ****
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In reply to Post #418
Nah mate he uses lypsyl, keeps the chaps off
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In reply to Post #417
i bet he got a full pack of mates in his little pocket.. maybe out of date as wrotten by now though ..
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In reply to Post #416
He doesn't have any
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In reply to Post #414
you should invite your mate to the social, that may happen sooner,
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In reply to Post #414
the day you met me you mug now jog on
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In reply to Post #413
****ing plum, since when did i become your joey
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In reply to Post #412
tbh foz i dont want to say much but about as much use as a wet fart in a space suit .
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In reply to Post #411
Has he messed you round Frank ....
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In reply to Post #410
no thanks messer
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In reply to Post #409
no stupid france. want me to get you some autographs off the boy's frank ?
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In reply to Post #408
is that the rainbow in brighton denise
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In reply to Post #407
ask your sister if she wants to come to rainbow with me
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In reply to Post #406
your sister was the only one with the time and nerve to touch you and when fozzy was hanging out the back of her she said she might aswell be fingering you
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In reply to Post #405
it might be small but it aint as small as your sisters
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In reply to Post #404
told you magoo you can have all the money in the world but if you have a small cock and can not get a boner you are not a man.............might aswell call you denise slurp slurp
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In reply to Post #403
was that a video on painting rich people's houses
you could have done that round mine
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In reply to Post #402
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJsaujSs7Fw
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oh and by the way frank me old china kev needed a new umbrella so your cattled son
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In reply to Post #400
as i said only if your pal is bungle you mug
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did i tell you i am going to rainbow with my pal
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In reply to Post #397
you to mate water into wine and all that stuff.....he must wear sandels and magoo has started listening to depeche mode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
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In reply to Post #395
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #396
I had 12 missed calls from him
I think Kev Ellis replied to one of his PMs or something
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In reply to Post #394
had one funny day today foz dopey magoo only phoned me on his mobile when he was already on his landline talking to his doc about trying to get his pee pee bigger i was crying listening to him go on about not getting a boner for a year
and magoo the only ****ing rainbow you will see has bungle in it you muppet
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In reply to Post #393
no wonder your old women fill's you in
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In reply to Post #392
Yeah making the tea and cleaning the pans
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In reply to Post #392
Who's yer pal......jeffrey
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did i tell you i was going to rainbow with my pal
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anybody seen snapper or wonderwall ? or are they both fishing the same water
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and there was me thinking a goat's a goat ****ing amazing
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #388
It's Lagos mate don't venture into the swamps
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In reply to Post #387
Lets get it right here,,,,lets talk bushmeat,,,,
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #386
Pygmies mate , you don't pay tax to the area boys on pygmies
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In reply to Post #385
are they billy's ? there is a massive difference !
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #384
These arent any normal goats these are west african goats
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In reply to Post #383
i hear your dealing in goats now there's a pikey round our way is looking to swap a generator for one if it's any good to ya
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In reply to Post #382
Hi Snap
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In reply to Post #381
Quality, hi biv
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In reply to Post #380
just reading the other thread about hammering bivvy pegs , just wondered do you still headbutt yours in !!!!!!
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frank is a noddy
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In reply to Post #378
thats the one " hows about that then frank "
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In reply to Post #376
Din was it the childrens home run by jimmy savile
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In reply to Post #376
i was in them for being a tearaway you was in them for other reasons alongside the leader
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In reply to Post #375
leave off dave, when you spent as much time in a childrens home as frank its all he knows
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In reply to Post #374
Have you started batting for the right side now frank
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In reply to Post #373
In a non sexual way no problem if it is bum fun magoo or richturd are the he/she u want
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In reply to Post #372
Your just sounding jealous there frank?
maybe we could be friends?
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In reply to Post #371
Errrrrrrr banter thread not a hold hands under the blanket thread to magoos disappoint.
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In reply to Post #369
its a date dave
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In reply to Post #368
that was my tease?
I bet his silent coz his changing his wet knickers
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In reply to Post #367
Sounds good to me nick
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In reply to Post #367
dont scare him nood's you know what he's like
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In reply to Post #366
I could book a table,nice candle lit supper followed by a sesh on the mans lake,doubled up with no 1 to bother us,we could have a scream
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In reply to Post #364
The ferry boat would be the safer option
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Any dates yet din?
seems a good response
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In reply to Post #362
Can he cook?
the ferry will do me
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In reply to Post #360
Never get ago in that tbh magoo has it booked up till the day he pegs it.
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In reply to Post #361
Alright nick and yes ill be there especially as dinny is laying on a steak bbq
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Hello dave
Are you coming to this social?
I only put me name down cos i thougut you would be there.
Hearing hearn may be there im having second thoughts?
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In reply to Post #359
Let me know when you're feeling that way and I'll try and get hold of my old yellow bus and take you out for the day
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In reply to Post #358
Please when I drop down to your two muggy levels then I shall think of ending it all like tbh you both should!
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In reply to Post #357
Frank wouldn't be frank without that cloud
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In reply to Post #356
thats sorted dave thank god he now has to see a consultant concerning his lack of intelligence but it aint working, i told em it wouldnt.
ime afraid frank is destined to live with a cloud of stupidity hovering over him for ever !
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In reply to Post #355
Whats frank doing up this early thought he'd sorted that wet bed problem out
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bet there was a lot of trumping going on in cambridge last night
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In reply to Post #352
Cheers mate
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In reply to Post #352
Yes but have they worked out what he is yet?
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In reply to Post #351
He is fine mate as I am the undisputed don of that area and I put a word in for him
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In reply to Post #349
Still caught richturd......how you doing out in your new surroundings I bet the locals don't know what to make of you like the rest of us
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In reply to Post #349
makes you laugh, buying all this gear for a big assault on the stow next year, wait till his missus finds out
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In reply to Post #348
I heard he was buying separate bank sticks so it would be harder for someone to swap is spools over
And it's alright Frank, I'll bring a roll of bin bags so you can line your sleeping bag. No need for a new one
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In reply to Post #346
I heard he was buying separate bank sticks so it would be harder for someone to swap is spools over
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In reply to Post #346
magoo you don`t half type some crap magoo is sorting his shed out today so loads of un used fishing gear up on the forum no doubt ......well done fraud
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i hear frank the blank is buying a new sleeping bag, anybody know what the ****ing hell for !!!!!
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In reply to Post #344
Social sounds good if someone will organise it .need to get me rods back out of retirement and show nick im not scared
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In reply to Post #340
Go to jail,do not pass go and rob £200,loved that game in my youth but playing for real money sounds better than poker! tho with the arguments the room could get filled with blood and smoke
Still waiting for those french piccys?
Social sounds good as long as you buy me a drink in the ferry. dam! I think i just scared our dave again!
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In reply to Post #342
dream on Douglas "Pogo" Patterson
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In reply to Post #341
Watch it Zammo I will ****ing end you
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In reply to Post #340
tell your missus to stop feeding fozzy cakes
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aint got time for idle chit chat, been playing monoply with my mates, with real money
as for the brolly frank your missus hasnt confirmed you can have it, sorry
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In reply to Post #338
i understand where your coming from foz he would be better off with frizel as his old man.
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In reply to Post #337
I just feel for him going on the annual holiday with the old man 
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In reply to Post #336
good to hear foz that boy is a credit to his mum
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In reply to Post #335
Every day
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In reply to Post #334
joe had enough of his bs and now slapping the old man down?
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In reply to Post #333
It's not the loud bangs that's scaring him mate
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In reply to Post #332
it is getting to that time of year again when the pussy`s hide from the loud bangs outside
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #331
Seriously mate he has the fear again
Called him at home His missus answered the phone and said he was hiding under the bed again
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In reply to Post #329
I spoke to him on Saturday he said your a ****ing Toby and your not getting the brolly because you will never actually go fishing and sold it to me
Forgot to mention it earlier mate
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In reply to Post #328
where is magoo? hidding because of the **** tip or because he did not turn up at my gaff with the brolly again
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #327
Good work today saaaan
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In reply to Post #326
dinny might call you a ginger mug foz but just remember your my ginger mug
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In reply to Post #325
Oh no no no Richy I wouldn't give details of my charity work on here I am way to modest for that mate
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In reply to Post #324
What you done?
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today I saved Frank from being sent to the angling wilderness an angling laughing stock (just like dinny) and being publically humiliated every time he went fishing
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i am here magoo plus a tip= a ****ing wrongun
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In reply to Post #321
pervs
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In reply to Post #320
with shakey
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In reply to Post #319
Where's Frank ?
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where's noodle's
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In reply to Post #317
he's making it up frank, he read larry hagman's autobiography and is living in a fantasy world
about the closest he will get to JR Ewing is his missus's drinking habit's
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In reply to Post #316
you said to me the other day you was doing a deal to make you look like cliff barnes but i think we all know your only a bobby barnes to us
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In reply to Post #314
He used to milk shakey for used tea bags
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In reply to Post #314
you are sick bender you are
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In reply to Post #313
out milking bull's again !!!
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In reply to Post #312
don`t want your dale farm mob hurting themselves .......do you all chip in or race transits for it? or i bet you play that grabbing game for it
where`s ray crabs today?
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In reply to Post #311
yes please can you pick me up 500 pairs thats what we usualy order
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In reply to Post #310
when i am in the B&Q magoo do you need any gloves for the sharp stuff you pull out the skips? my treat to you
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**** me it's the pot noodle twins
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In reply to Post #307
bit more then that .......you talk like your mr murphy or fizpatrick but we all know your a dale farm wannabe
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In reply to Post #307
Turning over more than you then
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dont think frank will be talking to us soon ( thank **** ) word round the campfire is he as we speak meeting his client and they are hosting a conference call with the chairman of B+Q and are proposing to buy enough paint to decorate a whole kitchen
the stock exchange are on standby for an announcement from frank who is expected to smash through the £ 75 barrier which is double the anticipated turnover budgeted for the year.
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In reply to Post #305
leave off she looks like him with a wedge
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In reply to Post #304
He told me it was your sisters
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In reply to Post #303
The only boat he's ever come on is his sisters
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In reply to Post #302
Isn't that you young fella you ............... And he never came back
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In reply to Post #301
shhhhhhh chaza is on here .........................and **** off you ginger dingle mug
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In reply to Post #300
The only mince I know is that thick ****ing stuff between your lugs boat boy
****ing boat work give me strength
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In reply to Post #299
crack on you pair of mincers
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In reply to Post #298
I thought you would be down the stow offering coaching on boat work
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In reply to Post #294
**** me if i am a half wit you are a pure spastic
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In reply to Post #296
only if your a balliff
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In reply to Post #295
Is it a 24hr this weekend
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In reply to Post #294
happy days
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In reply to Post #293
nice of you to offer your pearls of wisdom on the info thread frank, but wouldnt you think that the fella needs to be talking to someone who knows what there talking about not a ****ing halfwit like you
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In reply to Post #291
No he text me , he thought someone was watching him through his laptop screen so he switched it off
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he must of got up for a piss or the car alarm scared him awake
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In reply to Post #289
hope the cat gets it`s own back tbh pudddddddddemuppppppppppp
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In reply to Post #288
Heard he hid behind the sofa when the pizza delivery boy rang the door bell
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In reply to Post #286
where you been ? jumping away from your shadow .
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #286
Relaxing after catching a brace of ENGLISH commons in torrential ENGLISH autumn weather
You were locked indoors with the fear so I heard
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In reply to Post #285
what you two doing on here i thought you was at bingo on a sunday night
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In reply to Post #284
Especially if your being guided by the lake owner
It's like taking your dog for a walk
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In reply to Post #283
like shooting fish in a barrel you saying there foz?
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In reply to Post #282
French fish don't count
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In reply to Post #281
no havnt caught much recently, thats if you dont count a couple of mid forties and a near sixty pound common last week, nah nothing much really
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In reply to Post #280
That would be two Franko had one at 01.00am
Caught anything din or were you locked in a toilet cubicle again all Friday night
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In reply to Post #279
he has only bagged one and a 20 at that
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In reply to Post #278
righto
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In reply to Post #277
better hope he does not catch one magoo or your life will be hell
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Anyway I am fishing you pair of ****ing Toby's , and proper English ones at that none of them mutants you catch in France
If you jog on and do the dishes her indoors might let you watch Matt Hayes later tonight
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make it stop
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ere frank leave ginger alone, your doing his swede in
he's asked me to send some essex boy's down to serve you up
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In reply to Post #273
what for ?
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In reply to Post #271
I f****** wish!
gets better ,i got bumped today
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In reply to Post #271
pleb
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In reply to Post #270
bonjour noodle's are you in france ?
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In reply to Post #268
welcome home son
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In reply to Post #268
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In reply to Post #267
frankeee are you self medicating again come on now you can tell me about it are the nasty boy's at work tormenting you gain mate is it the same one's again ? are they doing the same things again ?
you need to talk to me francis its no good bottling it up its beginning to effect your mental state mate were all worried about you it cant go on, let me help you before you do something bad.
if it help's i will take you out for a days fishing i heard you got some new reels we havnt fished together since you got your new rods remember when you blanked and i caught one, or the time before that when you were field testing the new kevin nash ' dale farm ' model brolly and you woke up and told me you had caught two in the night, ok they were only stockies and nobody else saw them but you did catch them frank i know you did.
sorry i never got back to you last night i was at a local planning meeting, some unscrupulous multi millionaire ******* is trying to knock down the village scout hut and put up a ****ing great windmill in its place for financial gain and he needs all the help he can get
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In reply to Post #266
He would fall in a barrel of boobs and still come out with a bellend in his gob cracking fella but not an angler mate.
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In reply to Post #265
You mean he didn't really catch a 60lbs gudgeon ? But he's holding it in the picture
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In reply to Post #264
It's called PhotoShop ffs mate .......never had you down as getting fooled that easy tbh.
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In reply to Post #263
Fairs fair Frank , seen the pics and there belters
You wouldn't want to be falsely accused of say
PISSING YOUR BEDCHAIR
Or
****TING ON A PIZZA THEN EATING IT
Would you mate
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In reply to Post #261
Sorry but u turncoat slut
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In reply to Post #261
dont listen to the reservoir dogs son i caught all there fish 30 years ago, there's still a bit of life in the old man yet dont chicken curry
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I have been forwarded pictures of dinnys fish from the trip and i sincerly apologise for my outlandish and scandelous liable claiming that he did infact fabricate his catch reports.
Please accept this as a heartfelt and full public apology for my appauling and upsetting behaviour to my good freind dinny
I,am going to go grayling fishing for a fortnight as a penance
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In reply to Post #259
never
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In reply to Post #258
I think he's had enough Frank
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In reply to Post #257
he looks like
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In reply to Post #256
I think he's embarrassed to show them because he holds his fish like a Mong
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In reply to Post #255
he meant of fish not you chomping on man muscle
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In reply to Post #253
loads
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In reply to Post #252
if talking ******** was a sport you would be world champion saaaaaaaaaan
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In reply to Post #252
You got any pics mate ?
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In reply to Post #251
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In reply to Post #250
No pics = No fish
Angling Fraud
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In reply to Post #249
Nothing last night snap, but we finished with 5 40s, 3 50s and 2 60s in 5 days and we weren't fishing half the time
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In reply to Post #248
What a trip,
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In reply to Post #247
At the train and willing to regale tails of monsters
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The saga coach tours bus is picking up the pensioners today
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In reply to Post #245
village people again you battyboy wear a rubber
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In reply to Post #244
Gotta go the deserts just arrived
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In reply to Post #243
i would still out fish you with no reels you spunkbubble
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In reply to Post #240
Tell you what frank get yourself another pale round save up some pennies and I will bring you out here next year how's that Oh **** I just remembered you ain't got no reels, oh well back to the cattle drink, when you get some reels of course
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In reply to Post #241
and looks like the hammer house of horrors
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In reply to Post #240
More like tales of the unexpected
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In reply to Post #239
foz we both know the truth mate he should be on the x files the amount of ******** he comes out with
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In reply to Post #237
It's a guided trip frank , the guy baits up casts out for him
Fraud
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In reply to Post #237
Guys eh sounds a tad gay to me frank Did I tell you about the mid forty common and mirrors that I caught frank
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In reply to Post #236
is that the same one you blow guys for 5 and a half pence?
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In reply to Post #235
You still pole dancing in that gay club in shoreditch
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In reply to Post #234
how many more times you fraud...............other peoples fish do not count as yours
you would not let us out there because your really are selling blow up dingy`s in southend you plum
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I tell you what it's ****ing hardcore out here, I just had stake and ale pie, new potatoes and peas delivered to me swim and the **** has forgot me bread and butter What the ****s that all about Oh by the way I caught a 57lb 10oz common today
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In reply to Post #232
Next year still got 3 more trips to go this year
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In reply to Post #230
Will you have the same guide casting out for you next year Din ?
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In reply to Post #230
ive seen all alihamidis videos
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In reply to Post #229
Thanks snap ime doing a few trips next year and seeing how you give us that tip on screens park years ago you are more than welcome to come along.
Mind you it's not for the faint hearted mate old school anglers only not all these Hamidi wannabes you get on here.
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In reply to Post #227
Well done on the fish
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In reply to Post #227
full of it, the lard bellys are gonna cane you
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In reply to Post #226
He's had another 60lbr!!! Auvoir( get the phrase book out suckers )
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In reply to Post #221
yea yea almost had me there especially on the public lake bit but you blew it on ya m8s catch.
I bet you are on dreamlakes and blanking?
btw did you hear about the scouse drug dealers on there coach trips? 4 rod holdalls packed out with class A`s!
If you are telling the truth well done son but I dont think I will qualify for next trip as I heard david now calls me a f****** c*** ,he is such a tease
Au revoir mon amie et bon chance(got the phrase book out)
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In reply to Post #224
You know the rules Franko no pics no fish
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In reply to Post #223
the ***** can not catch a roach so don`t belive it
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #222
He's had a couple now Franko , but to be honest I can catch bigger fish half a mile up the road
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In reply to Post #221
Yeah yeah
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In reply to Post #220
Bonjour weirdo's just an update I had a mid forty and lost one last night,my pal has had 4x40s, 3x50s and a 63 but he has been out here for a few days more than me.
It's free fishing out here and we're coming back in a few weeks and in November so as long As your name don't begin with an F let me know and I'll see what I can do for ya
PS that includes nicknames
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In reply to Post #219
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In reply to Post #218
That's through holding a can of Stella all day
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In reply to Post #217
I got blisters on me fingers!
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In reply to Post #216
I told you he got caught pulling him off
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In reply to Post #215
Hope your pulling them in
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In reply to Post #211
hows it going?
hope your enjoying the good food and wine.Wish i was out there,i just finished work and its raining here(good fishing weather tho)
be lucky son
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In reply to Post #213
should of left the rods,bait,reels and o sod it he has no place around any lake .
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In reply to Post #212
Turns out he hasn't even taken a landing net
Just as we'll really
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In reply to Post #211
you would not even catch there
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You think your clever you muggy pair of ****s don't ya, surprised you got time to write this what with having evening Jobs and that
Not on dream lakes noods, Not far away though
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In reply to Post #209
i am not shocked at all tbh as we both know his dream job would be milking the prostate
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I have just had a text of him saying the owner just caught him ****ing a blind and deaf bloke off
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In reply to Post #206
sorry foz but you still type it like your shocked mate.................only way he will be holding a fish is if the other bloke lets him hold his
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In reply to Post #206
stock pond,he should ring dave for tips
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I have heard he is blanking in France now even though the owner let him fish the stock pond
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In reply to Post #204
only thing old school about magoo the fraud is big box little box ie angling skill little box head in big box and i reckon dig the the floor as he is as old as victor meldrew the mincer
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #203
Old school ? He's a ****ing fraud
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In reply to Post #202
I want a stick of rock plus kiss me quick hat(i will show dave that ).
Where you going yet again? sounds like Blackpool to me so maybe dreamlake? and theres me thinking your old school?
Whats this new van?not heard of any bragging so is it a ringer?
have a good trip and be lucky son
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In reply to Post #201
want me to get you a stick of rock ?
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In reply to Post #200
No I can't I am very poor
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In reply to Post #199
only because you cant afford to
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In reply to Post #198
Mate after your last angling antics I wouldn't be seen on the bank with you
Your an angling fraud
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In reply to Post #197
yes straight into my brand new van for my trip to france
i was going to ask you to come along but ime guessing you have to go to work
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In reply to Post #196
Alright grandad your carer just lifted you off the commode
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little bird told me than when frank went for the interview at dominoes the fella said to him " ok mr whellams, could you tell me what is an off white colour is soft to the touch, has cheese and tomato peppers and sometimes salami all over it ? "
after he gave it some thought a confident frank replied " a geordies vest "
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In reply to Post #194
smelling like one is as close as your going to get to a kipper
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In reply to Post #189
Thanks Snap
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In reply to Post #192
your face looks like a ****ing pizza mr inverted
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In reply to Post #191
just about mate , he nearly failed the intelligence test
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In reply to Post #190
hes got a job
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In reply to Post #188
where's my pizza you mug
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In reply to Post #187
hope you catch a few kippers
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In reply to Post #187
behave magoo you could not catch a ****ing cold at the south pole you bender
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In reply to Post #186
im'e still here snapon, getting the kit ready for my 3rd trip to france this year
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In reply to Post #182
Good night john boy
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In reply to Post #183
hi bender
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In reply to Post #182
Hi Frank
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In reply to Post #179
2 ruprets foz
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In reply to Post #180
Hi Snap
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In reply to Post #179
Hi biv
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In reply to Post #177
they tried to mate but his missus wouldnt let em have him,who would she get to do the washing up
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In reply to Post #175
Nothings changed then thought when he went missing he.d been sectioned
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In reply to Post #175
phone you up your such a bender cheesedick sniffer
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In reply to Post #174
take no notice of im dave the mans got mental issues
keeps phoning up and asking me to take him fishing, and he aint got no ****ing tackle !!!
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In reply to Post #173
why have you moved to africa knobrot? thought you was in russia now
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In reply to Post #170
You'll have to knock the mud huts down first
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In reply to Post #171
keep trying nood's he will pick up sooner or later
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In reply to Post #167
ring ring......ring ring......wring ring ?
he is such a tease!
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In reply to Post #169
dont start david or ill'e buy your neighbours house and turn it into a mosque
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In reply to Post #167
You would have caught me at 2am this morning .but then again with your catch rate you.d probably ring the wrong number
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The blanks gone quiet, I hope he hasn't got another lightbulb stuck up his bum
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In reply to Post #166
i will PM you his number, but he is on night shifts so you would be better to ring him at 2-3 in the morning.
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In reply to Post #165
# was not lost joe it was stolen!
is that trash website back up? i do miss it,it had better info than our venues thread with photos to boot from our wannabes.
Dam i done it again he will probably change his postcode now so i cant send him a xmas card.
also hope my m8 sam dont dig me out? sorry
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In reply to Post #164
cant believe you lost his number, never mind it's on the nash website
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In reply to Post #90
"go get em noodle's are you guesting this weekend or paying for the pleasure like the rest of us
oh by the way give shakey a bell he's been trying to get hold of you"
Dont know what you mean by guesting??? fishing these days costs a ****ing fortune(just like everything else!)
I tried to phone shakey sat night but his number has mysteriously vanished from my phone?
I can only think he has sneeked over when i been asleep fishing and deleted it?
I know he still loves me and assume he is just trying to spice up the relationship by playing hard to get again?
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In reply to Post #162
i know
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In reply to Post #161
you would need a scaffold plank tied to your arse with my old woman magoo
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In reply to Post #160
not what your old woman said
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In reply to Post #159
i would say you will be out after washing your hair but your a slaphead so you save on soap magoo saying that at least it takes you longer to wash your side skirts then it does to wash your cock bet it is like having 2 belly buttons
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In reply to Post #158
they might be over there sunday, once theyve done the washing up
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In reply to Post #145
Fancy a walk around the stow , can enybody tell me when biv n blank wont be over there ohh and are thay showin
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In reply to Post #156
****
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In reply to Post #155
if you say so spunkbubble we both know what you said
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In reply to Post #154
dont flatter yourself dopey or i will tell everyone about the time you pissed yourself on the higher
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In reply to Post #153
if only i could put my voicemail on here.............magoo to me please stop having a pop i have some reels for you blah blah blah........in the short of it if it was cock polishing my ding dong would be chrome
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franks just phone apparently he's doing a littlt bit with dave lee travis
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In reply to Post #151
hiding
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In reply to Post #140
Wheres no 1 i mean shakey
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In reply to Post #149
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In reply to Post #148
pat yourself on the back for that one magoo hope you give the cash to gav for reels as he prob puts the line on them and casts his rigs out for you
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In reply to Post #146
aint got the time for cafe's dog's ***** too busy earning money to buy things like new reel's and that.
why dont you apply for the lollipop man job up the school you aint got to start till your 65 you lazy ****
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In reply to Post #146
That's not true Frank we all know he couldn't afford curtains
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In reply to Post #145
prob play tag with each other aswell
bet magoo is in the cafe now with the rest of the oap doing uncle albert impression during the old days of the real gangsters charlie i used to hide behind my curtains but they all knew me
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #144
Snap cleans the rear dinny cleans the front bum
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In reply to Post #143
gotta be the same person in my book foz as both a pair of bellend cleaning angling frauds
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #142
Can't believe Audley is taking such a beating on here he has to team up with snapper
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In reply to Post #141
letting people fist you does not= a job in my book coco.now off you go like a good old boy with your cheese sarnie and flask and earn my dole money you fraud
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In reply to Post #140
cant you get one of the kids out of bed to do your typing you take too long, some of us have got job's to go to
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In reply to Post #137
snap your just an asslicking pleb.
magoo that took you all night o sorry i forgot they turn lights out and tinternet off after 8 at the oap home hope they are not slapping you around again as you do read and hear stuff of the old people being treated badly
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In reply to Post #138
just had another fault frank the kid's will only have to change the N to a P on there graffiti and there you have it ' FRANK THE PONCE '
got a certain ring to it dont you think
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In reply to Post #137
thanks snap i aint started on ginger yet, just going to send frank into mental turmoil then it's his turn
i was going to start on him last week but he only just found out paul gascoine was his accountant and i wouldnt kick a man when he was down, apart from frank of course
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In reply to Post #136
Mr magoo you are the best piss taker ive ever seen on er or eny where,
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In reply to Post #134
just had an idea frank you could always go back to your old job in the gent's at king's cross
im'e sure all your old customers would welcome you back with open flies
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #134
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In reply to Post #133
something you could never have mr inverted
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In reply to Post #131
what would they be, ****ing blow job's
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #127
Angling Fraud
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In reply to Post #130
wish that was true magoo as i will be the blk sheep now gotta go as i have 4 jobs to price up in wanstead bbl
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In reply to Post #129
why break a long family tradition
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In reply to Post #128
he was 1st to offer help magoo unlike most think i shall sit on the rock and roll for a time as it works for most of country
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In reply to Post #127
gingers got a start up his picking up whippet **** and fingering his sister
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In reply to Post #126
i shall make it my job in life to expose you as the angling fraud you are magoo to pass the time as i collect my job seekers allowance
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In reply to Post #125
i used to enjoy this forum more when you had a job frank
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In reply to Post #124
he wipes when he finishes his wee wee foz bet it is front to back as well the pikey wrongun.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #122
You couldnt afford me pee wee
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In reply to Post #121
mr button mushroom
you spend eveyday looking at one when you go to the caaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee u muppet
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In reply to Post #119
you know what i spend all day surrounded by ****s, at least i dont have to pay you two
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #120
Mr He she
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In reply to Post #119
mr inverted
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #118
Mr Pinkie
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In reply to Post #117
should call him mr maggot instead of mr magoo
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #112
More like the fozzman and Franko have done ya
AGAIN
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In reply to Post #114
foz do you notice magoo always goes on about money? gotta be tiny cock syndrome
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In reply to Post #113
he's not allowed to go, he just sits at home counting his toe's like the rest of them inbred ****s out there
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #112
profitabilty profitabilty profitabilty
Like the accountant said you cant compare an engineering consultancy with a compnay that fills skips its like comparing champagne and vinegar
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In reply to Post #110
oi coco dont try and blame anyone else for your failure as an angler
foz partner gav next time as you are a massive step up from maggoo
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gotta go boy's going for a glass of beer i would invite the pair of you but there is a sign on the door saying SORRY NO POOR PEOPLE
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #110
you were the only mug who was looking for it
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In reply to Post #107
yeh make you right, we spent all day looking for that gravel bar you told us about in the no1 you thick ****
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #108
His ****ing fishing door closed a long time ago Franko , thats if it was ever actually open in the first place
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In reply to Post #106
looks that way din but one door closes another opens unlike your fishing you noddy
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gotta feel sorry for gav foz tbh if he had a half decent partner he would of won most of them comps he has been in overthere
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In reply to Post #104
heard your out of work frank sorry to hear that, dont know if it will help but ginger's looking for a new accountant
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #104
Help the Aged
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In reply to Post #102
doubt you need them as you should just let gav use his as lets have it right he does everything else for you soppy nuts
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #102
He will swap you for a "Rig Tying for begginers" book
Oh no forgot Gav ties yours for you
Fanny
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In reply to Post #101
i got a landing net, scales and a sling spare but i doubt you will be needing em
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In reply to Post #97
good to see you back
would say what you got din but you always give it to some one else
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In reply to Post #99
**** off dopey
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #98
I doubt he will be getting Gav to tie his rigs and cast for him you mug
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In reply to Post #96
want to buy some line for them reel's
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #96
Ok mate i,am out on Saturday night catching the fenland biggies just like the old days
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In reply to Post #95
yes mate
just sought out some reels and will have a few sessions
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #94
Alwight saaaaaaaaaaan
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afternoon lads
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In reply to Post #92
Ohh yes
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In reply to Post #91
tell you what snap i cant believe a man of your age is still fishing, do you get OAP rates ?
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In reply to Post #89
Good luck
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In reply to Post #89
go get em noodle's are you guesting this weekend or paying for the pleasure like the rest of us
oh by the way give shakey a bell he's been trying to get hold of you
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getting a bit too noncey for my liking in here
sort em out joe!
im off fishing son,wish me luck
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In reply to Post #87
Who with rolf harris.
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In reply to Post #86
i think he drinks lake water
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In reply to Post #85
Whatthe are u talkings about geez
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before you lot start digging me out, i just wanna see the no 1 reformed to its raped former glory which i believe is not that far away and will be bigger(but with minters not stunners!)
just trying to get our internet friends to feed em which aint that bad cos they will catch more?
where is my joey ticket? bet dave still got his
im not bitter,i got the rig and the bait
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In reply to Post #80
more like rolf harris
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In reply to Post #78
mmm salmon oil
your not really helping here joe
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In reply to Post #59
I know din hes been drinking that cat weasel again.
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In reply to Post #78
Me china sat here next to me.said he dont do paint by numbers hes moved upmarket with his mate bob ross.the joy of painting
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In reply to Post #77
warm water and salmon oil works, apparently
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In reply to Post #76
will hopefully be feeding the tuftieds for many more years
dont think i can say the same for this new hobby,its been a mare removing this gaffer tape
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In reply to Post #75
what you doing ? feeding tuftied's i heard
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In reply to Post #74
I got no time for dave now i got me new hobbie,cheers joe
anyway i offered him the rig and bait and he still didnt respond?
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In reply to Post #73
you need to be getting in contact with shakey and explaining exactly what you done because he thinks ime a piss taker and its not on
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In reply to Post #72
and needles r us
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In reply to Post #68
I have already stated on here that i have moved on and am sponsered by kronenburg
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In reply to Post #69
mate have you seen his works, there made up of an old optic and a syringe used for pumping up dead baits
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In reply to Post #67
I know,sorry dave
I will not be coming round later as I think I sussed it.says in the instructions it needs an airtight gap and I think I will manage this with a few turns of gaffer tape.why did you sell me the big 1 ???
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #68
he is supposed to drink it not ****ing mainline it
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In reply to Post #67
he must be on the stellas Joe
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In reply to Post #66
you got some front showing up on here
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In reply to Post #61
guilty,embarrassed, ulmost wetting me self
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In reply to Post #63
you been drinking again havnt you snapper ,come on you can tell uncle joe !!
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #63
You an even bigger ****ing ****er
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Message Suppressed by Forum Moderator.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #61
Your a ****ing ****er
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In reply to Post #60
dave i swear i never wrote that noodles was round hear picking up one of them penis enlargers ( same as the one i sold ginger ) and i reckon he must have got on me computer when my back was turned the ****er
anyway he's round hear later dropping the enlarger back cos he reckons they dont work ( fozzy said the same ) and ime going to pull him and make him own up to what is an out and out liberty
it wasnt your fault that you picked the wrong swim and sat there all weekend catching **** all i blame the organisers they should have held the final on the NO1 and then you would have shown the ****'s what's what, but dont worry despite coming stone ****ing last we are all proud of you and daniel and sincerely hope that you reach the final again next year someone has to come last dave and it might as well be you and dan, because despite coming last you kept your head held high and really conducted your self befitting of a couple who had won the event and not come last.
well done
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In reply to Post #50
they reckon theyve got more chance of winning that !!
thats coming from somebody who finished 4th in a match behind me
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In reply to Post #58
he's your china why dont you ask him just dont put your fingers near his mouth
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In reply to Post #57
Was it paint by numbers...
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In reply to Post #56
you reckon !!! mmm could be right, i know he still smokes used fireworks but that doesent usually make him this incoherent.
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #55
Think he's been at the yabba again
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In reply to Post #54
and your point is ?
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In reply to Post #53
I know someone who used to paint skips for AJ bull
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #52
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In reply to Post #51
i was going to sign me and franco up but he's a bit busy doing some painting or something
he's got some mate, an aussie who is teaching him the ropes
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #50
Would be more chance of you and frank winning it
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i just heard shakey and dan are entering strictly next year they reckon theyve got more chance of winning that !!!
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In reply to Post #48
Oh theres me thinkin
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In reply to Post #47
cup's of tea that is
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In reply to Post #46
Ah
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In reply to Post #45
yeah alright shakey's had 33 and danny's had 12 !
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In reply to Post #44
you nutter
hows the boys doing?
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In reply to Post #39
i think i Od'd on the old temazy's nood's i cant believe it myself
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #41
Last time you drank my tea you did drink piss
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In reply to Post #41
i can make a lovely cup of tea,much better than mongo`s
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In reply to Post #35
I'd rather drink piss than drink your tea mongo
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In reply to Post #32
Where is the final and when?
Maybe i could pop over to offer support,sure dan wont mind and i think dave would really appreciate it.
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In reply to Post #37
7am-9pm at moment.
check out the walthamstow info thread on uk venues,there is a lot more info on there if you can be bothered to read back through it.
this is the banter thread for special needs has beens and you are not allowed to talk shop in here.
in fact i am a bit concerned about joes sensible reply and hope his not forgotten to take his medication again?
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In reply to Post #37
yes, dont know, 12 quid.
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In reply to Post #1
hey chaps, thinking of going over tomora for the day, havent been for nearly 20 years, can you still park in the carpark at the gate, whats the times of opening and closing and ticket prices for 3 rods, thanks peeps for any info 
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In reply to Post #35
why dont you pop over with your new landing net
it''ll be the only time the ****ing thing gets wet !!!
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #34
Yeah to make tea for lady and the tramp
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In reply to Post #33
at least i get invited
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #32
You up there lackeying for then again Joseph ?
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good luck to the stow boys in the BCAC final
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In reply to Post #30
It must be a pain being denied access into England from Scotland
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #29
You know all about being held against your will Mick
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In reply to Post #28
You sure your not being heald by immigration
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #27
Erm I like to get here in plenty of time , nothing to do with the free Gin I am sure you understand !
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In reply to Post #26
your a long time in that departure lounge, sure your not in custom's
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #25
No mate not like wiping your feet on the way out of your house
First time I went to your place I thought I had walked onto the set of Oliver Twist
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In reply to Post #24
is that the gaff where the rat's wear overall's
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #23
I know you know some good thieves but none of them as good that they can tow away a mansion
You still living in prefab Legoland ?
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In reply to Post #22
thet's hope it aint been towed away when you get there
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #20
Sitting in the first class lounge at Aberdeen airport waiting for my business class flight to my weekend retreat in the cathedral city of Ely
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #20
Sitting in the first class lounge at Aberdeen airport waiting for my business class flight to my weekend retreat in the cathedral city of Ely
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In reply to Post #19
**** him
anyway why aint you at work ? the alsation got worm's
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #18
Speaking of box sets I think I have upset Frank
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In reply to Post #17
i bet terry hearn's ****ting himself... boxset
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #16
lately
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In reply to Post #15
arc at darrel peck havnt seen too many articles from you lately coco
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #13
And a rig tying lesson for Dinny
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In reply to Post #13
not all of em
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In reply to Post #12
and the tottenham boys know how to catch carp
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a big well done to everyone who fished jt's match at the weekend
not as much fun for some as it was for other's but was, as usual a proper crack
tell you what though them kent boy's dont half know how to catch bream
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In reply to Post #10
race 4 the pike fishing spot
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In reply to Post #9
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In reply to Post #8
i bet your safety gloved hand was in there somewhere, poking and cajoling, from a safe distance of course
With wit that sharp I would have needed a butchers glove
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In reply to Post #7
i bet your safety gloved hand was in there somewhere, poking and cajoling, from a safe distance of course
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In reply to Post #5
i might have guessed you would be the instigator of change martin
If you had put money on the guess you would have lost it
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #5
He is HSE Din , proper captain no fun
See the kids in his street have to where hi viz, gauntlets and hard hats to play conkers
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In reply to Post #4
i might have guessed you would be the instigator of change martin, just like start times
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In reply to Post #2
Part 1 was cut short 600 posts shorter
Never see how deep the water is with both feet
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In reply to Post #1
BRING BACK KEN
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In reply to Post #1
your kidding me
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