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10 years ago today my mate came running in the bar tears streaming down his face shouting" Its a boy " "Its a boy "
We have never been to thailand since .😀
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I got a job at the local pasta factory but only lasted a few days due to me making a fusilli mistakes.
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In reply to Post #2672
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Why can't Trump enter the Whitehouse soon ,
Because it's forbiden
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In reply to Post #1
My therapist told me to write letters to the people i hate then burn them , so , i'm just wondering what to do with the letters now !
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Just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam program I have ever seen
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What do you say to a Country and Western singer?
"Sorry to hear your girlfriend left you, your truck broke down and your dog died!"
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The barmen says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travelers in here".
A time traveler walks into a pub........
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In reply to Post #2664
I bought a dozen bees from a bee keeper,when I checked i realised he had made a mistake and gave me 13,nice chap said keep it its a free bee.
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Met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area the other day.
He had a Wigan address.
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https://youtu.be/QMKWmmU63aU
Watch from just before 2 mins
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In reply to Post #2660
That was brilliant 🤣
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NON Carp stuff