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Cinderella
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Cinderella
   Old Thread  #68 20 Mar 2012 at 5.44pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #62
As it's a carp forum maybe we should remove all the non-carp section??
The problem with jokes is what is offensive to one is hilarious to someone else. What I fail to understand is why if someone is so easily offended (or a nerd ) do they bother to read it...
Think I'm gonna dip outta this thread in future it's pretty much dead, IMO it should be locked like the old fitty pics thread was...
nwpiker41
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nwpiker41
   Old Thread  #67 20 Mar 2012 at 2.55pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #65
Come on guys i didnt mean to come over all heavy and spoil the party!.
When a post has been supressed in the past its been said that the moderators have done so without explanation.I was merely being courteous, and giving the explanation that people often require.
Carry on the thread, but please keep in mind whats been said, and keep the jokes coming .
Stace
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Stace
   Old Thread  #66 20 Mar 2012 at 11.42am  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #63
I would also add that to those who don't know me may think I'm a total nerd by the last post .But for those that do will assure you that I am not I hope

Nerd.
bashmeister
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bashmeister
   Old Thread  #65 20 Mar 2012 at 11.00am  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #64
I think it was mine mate...I won't bother in future either
WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #64 20 Mar 2012 at 9.58am  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #62
Is that aimed at me?

Not 1 racist or pedophille joke has came from me at anytime on this forum, adult yes, but certainly not racist or pedophille content.

No more jokes from me guys
Sorry if anyone was offended.
CraftyCarper
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CraftyCarper
   Old Thread  #63 20 Mar 2012 at 8.48am  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #62
I would also add that to those who don't know me may think I'm a total nerd by the last post .But for those that do will assure you that I am not I hope.
CraftyCarper
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CraftyCarper
   Old Thread  #62 20 Mar 2012 at 8.37am  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #61
As an ex moderater on here it was me who reported the last thread due to the racist jokes.
I think those who are moaning need to realise that this is a carp forum and all members have been asked to refrain from posting jokes that can be deemed offensive.I have a sick sense of humour myself but the jokes I recieve mostly from friends via mobile phone I find could be deemed offensive I don't post here.I do this for various reasons but mostly for the following threeŠ
It may upset someone.
The moderators have posted asking not to.
But the most important one is I know its wrong.

Any one with half a brain cell should know what may cause offence and I for one don't want people to start saying that carpforum has dropped its standards and is allowing racist and pedophile jokes on its forum.

If you want to read sick jokes then there's plenty of other sites out there
WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #61 20 Mar 2012 at 6.36am  0  Login    Register
I was in a nightclub last night & i saw this hot bird across the dancefloor, i beckoned her over with my index finger."Yes, can i help you?" she smiledI said "well I've just made you come with one finger, just think what i could do with my whole hand"
bashmeister
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bashmeister
   Old Thread  #60 19 Mar 2012 at 11.19pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #58
I was gonna have a right old rant about having a joke removed!! It is what it is...a joke...nobody has died!!! If you think you are going to be possibly offended then don't look in this thread....any person could be offended by any of the jokes here....I'm more offended by some of the prices in the classifieds....what used to be a funny, harmless bit of humour has been spoilt....rant over...goodnight
ralph69
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ralph69
   Old Thread  #59 19 Mar 2012 at 11.15pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #58
if people dont like the jokes in this thread , then maybe they shouldn't read it
nwpiker41
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nwpiker41
   Old Thread  #58 19 Mar 2012 at 10.13pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #54
Its a very fine line that people walk on this thread,and a lot more than that joke could be deemed as sick .This makes moderating the thread quite tricky,and to be honest it would be easier to close the thread.
Instead we have put up a post 1000 and hope that the line isnt crossed,so that leaves a couple of options.
If anyone posts joke and you find it offensive, please pm a moderator and we will suppress it .The only other options are individual bans or locking the thread,so please think before posting and hopefully we wont have any issues.
deanmac
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deanmac
   Old Thread  #57 18 Mar 2012 at 6.38pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #54
but very funny
carpy09
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carpy09
   Old Thread  #56 17 Mar 2012 at 4.10pm  0  Login    Register
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Cinderella
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Cinderella
   Old Thread  #55 17 Mar 2012 at 1.15am  0  Login    Register
A bloke phones up his local council office and says, 'I have just raped a fat ginger bird.' The council woman says, 'You should phone the police to confess.' The man replies, 'I don't want to confess, I want you to fix the ****ing lights in the park.'
boilieking
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boilieking
   Old Thread  #54 16 Mar 2012 at 10.28pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #52
your joke is sick mate
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