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catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #187 5 Jul 2012 at 8.15am    Login    Register
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I rang babe station the other nite,a woman answers and says
"hi sexy what can i do for you"I said fecking hide,my wifes coming and I've lost the remote
chris9
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chris9
   Old Thread  #186 4 Jul 2012 at 9.51pm    Login    Register
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thanks to "50 shades of grey"the wifes kindle now smells like "50 cans of tuna"

JimD
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   Old Thread  #185 4 Jul 2012 at 1.54pm    Login    Register
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carpy09
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   Old Thread  #184 28 Jun 2012 at 9.29pm    Login    Register
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andy_carper001
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andy_carper001
   Old Thread  #183 28 Jun 2012 at 9.21pm    Login    Register
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The wife crawled into bed last night. I stroked her hair, then worked my way down her body until I was gently rubbing her pussy. We then had passionate sex for 10 minutes.Then, just as I climaxed, I had a realisation.

I live alone with the dog.
SlugHunter
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SlugHunter
   Old Thread  #182 27 Jun 2012 at 6.01pm    Login    Register
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sik
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sik
   Old Thread  #181 27 Jun 2012 at 5.51pm    Login    Register
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WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #180 27 Jun 2012 at 6.17am    Login    Register
I was in Australia with the wife recently, when she was stung right on her downstairs by a wasp,
i phoned a local doctor, who turned out to be a bit of a laid back surfer type,
"Doc, please help me"
"Hey man, what's up?"
"My wife has been stung on her vagina and it's completely closed up"
"Bummer, dude"
"Cheers Doc, bye"
ralph69
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ralph69
   Old Thread  #179 24 Jun 2012 at 6.15pm    Login    Register
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andy_carper001
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andy_carper001
   Old Thread  #178 22 Jun 2012 at 11.21pm    Login    Register
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Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.


Taxi Vader.
WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #177 22 Jun 2012 at 10.03pm    Login    Register
Katie Price has been quoted as saying that 'Megan Fox or Kelly Brook could play her in any film adaptations of her books' as they come across as glamorous peopleIn related news Peter Beardsley has insisted that Brad Pitt play him in his upcoming football biopic
SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #176 21 Jun 2012 at 7.15pm    Login    Register
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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #175 21 Jun 2012 at 6.07pm    Login    Register
England shock. Wayne Rooney has tested positive for a performance enhancing rug.
WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #174 21 Jun 2012 at 7.15am    Login    Register
I was sat crying on the bus when an old woman came over and asked if I was ok."I've done something really embarrassing," I replied, tears streaming down my face."Aww, it cant be that bad" she frowned, giving me her hankichief."I'm afraid it is," I sniffed, wiping the sh!t off my legs with it.
carpy09
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carpy09
   Old Thread  #173 19 Jun 2012 at 8.06pm    Login    Register
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