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   Old Thread  #268 16 Aug 2012 at 0.49am    Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #265 14 Aug 2012 at 6.17pm    Login    Register
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andy_carper001
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   Old Thread  #264 14 Aug 2012 at 0.04am    Login    Register
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Belarusian shot put gold medallist Nadzeya Ostapchuk has tested positive for a banned substance.

Testicles.
Nick
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Nick
   Old Thread  #263 13 Aug 2012 at 8.44pm    Login    Register
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Liam Gallagher, Russell Brand, George Michael, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell....

it's a good job they don't do drug tests for the closing ceremony.


mrfreeze
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mrfreeze
   Old Thread  #262 13 Aug 2012 at 4.14pm    Login    Register
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Paddy buys the new automatic BMW...
He drives the car perfectly well during the day,
but at night it just won't move at all
he tries driving the car at night for a week but still
no luck.
He then furiously calls the BMW dealer,
the technician asks, "Sir, you are sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger Paddy replies, " What do you take for an idiot!!? I use D for the day and N for the night
SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #261 12 Aug 2012 at 12.40pm    Login    Register
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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #260 12 Aug 2012 at 7.21am    Login    Register
I got a new deodorant today, the instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. Now I can hardly walk, but my farts smell awesome...
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #259 7 Aug 2012 at 5.56pm    Login    Register
i,ve been buying a lot of beer recently.....god,i hope i'm not becoming a shopaholic
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #258 7 Aug 2012 at 5.54pm    Login    Register
my sex change from male to female,went really well yesterday.
It was so successful,i'm still trying to reverse out of the f--king hospital car park.
carpy09
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   Old Thread  #257 6 Aug 2012 at 6.14am    Login    Register
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sik
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   Old Thread  #256 6 Aug 2012 at 1.57am    Login    Register
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room comple
tely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat
WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #255 4 Aug 2012 at 7.33pm    Login    Register
Apparently Rebecca Adlington's going to retire from swimming and become a wine taster.

She thinks she's got a nose for it.
stusid
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stusid
   Old Thread  #254 4 Aug 2012 at 6.10pm    Login    Register
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sailing results are in ,,,, gb have taken gold .
usa have taken silver. somalia have taken a middle age couple from weymouth ,
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