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In reply to Post #349
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My wife started flashing her nipples trying to get into a club.
I shouted, "For ****'s sake, love, pull your skirt down!"
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In reply to Post #344
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I phoned a Chinese restaurant last night and the man said,"Hello, I'm Wan King the chef:L" I said,"No worries, I'll call back later
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In reply to Post #344
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Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I've been ringing 08001730 for 2 days. Why don't you answer the phone? Girl replies, those are Our opening times you tw@t
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A midget woman goes to the doctors and complains Dr I have a very itchy fanny". the doctor inspects and says," Duhhh It's the fur on top of your ugg boots!!"
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In reply to Post #339
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In reply to Post #334
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couple of crackers there ian
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Man goes to Marks & Spencers to buy her wife a maternity bra.... Shop assistant asks "What bust?". Man says "The f.....g condom
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Wife buys some crotchless undies.. puts her leg up on sofa and says to hubby "'want some of this?" hubby replies "f..k off! Look what it's done to your knickers
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In reply to Post #334
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In reply to Post #334
I told the wife to read this one, she did then said "was it his brother or something?"
Bless her............Blonde & all that
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lv just been down my garden and saw my dog shagging a cabbage silly ba....d must have thought it was a collie
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