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In reply to Post #424
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The police force were having problems getting recruits so they had a recruitment drive. An englishman, scotsman and an irishman went to join. First in was the englishman and the sergeant says tommy if you can answer one question your in. Who killed John F Kennedy. The englishman says Lee Harvey Oswald. Sergeant says your in go through to the back and get your uniform. Next man in is Jock seargeant
asks him who killed JFK. The scotsman says Lee Harvey Oswald. Same thing go through to the back get your uniform. Paddy walks in and the sergeant says we are having problems recruiting for the peelers get this one question right and your in. Who killed John F Kennedy? Paddy looks quizzically and answers I don't know. The sergeant says ok go through to the back and think about it. On the way Paddy meets the englishman and scotsman dressed in police uniform. They say look Paddy we haven't been in the police five minutes and we are on traffic duty. Paddy replies by Jesus I'm not even in yet and I'm on a murder enquiry...
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Condoms don't necessarily guarantee safe sex anymore......a friend of mine was wearing one when he was beaten up by his birds husband. 
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In reply to Post #1
Sori guys
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In reply to Post #423
seriously?!?
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When I was a contestant on countdown,
Rachel Riley asked me to pick my numbers.
"Two large and four small please."She said.
"They are, 25,75,6,9,3,8. And the target is 476.
After sitting blankly staring for the 30 seconds.I was asked.
Jamie,what have you got?"
"A hardon." I replied.
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Post 419 has been suppressed because of a offensive/sensitive nature 
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In reply to Post #419
84Biglad 
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In reply to Post #419
lol!!!
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Paddy & Murphy driving down the road when Paddy say's to Murphy" Stick your head out of the window & tell me if my indicator's working?!
"Murphy sticks his head out & shouts "Yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no......"
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Message Suppressed by Forum Moderator.
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What do we want ???
Action on Jimmy Saville's sex crimes
When do we want it ??
Now then Now then
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This sexy girl came up to me in a club last night and said, "Why the f**k have you been staring at me for ages with your tongue sticking out?""I was undressing you in my mind," I said, "but I was struggling to take your bra off."
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In reply to Post #415
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A blonde takes her car to a mechanic. he says 'nothing to worry about, just sh.t in the air filter'. She says 'Brilliant, so how many times a day do i do that
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NON Carp stuff