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Jimmy saville's last request was that after his death his ashes were to be put into an etch-a-sketch so that kids can still fiddle with his kn-b
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Just heard,George Clooney is making a new film about the life of Jimmy Saville,
it's called
"oh she's eleven".....
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The nonce wings in prisons are now referred to as Saville row.
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A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"
And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
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After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday there are 2 things you should know..
First her f.... is tight a real struggle to get it in,
second the staff at Madame Tussaud's are real miserable f..k..s with no sense of humour.
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It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Saville in 1963
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In reply to Post #465
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Fifa have asked fans their views on tonights england game being called off...
"Its a disgrace. I've spent hundreds on travel & accomodation and have to get back to england for work in the morning". . . said a poland fan
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The Polish F.A. have found a solution to their water logged pitch....
They've phoned Jordan and asked to borrow one of her Tampax.
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In reply to Post #460
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In reply to Post #460
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In reply to Post #460
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McDonalds are proud to announce their new burger - The McSaville.
84 year old matured meat, sandwiched between 13 year old baps
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In reply to Post #458
splashley
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Perfect pitch conditions for ashley young........Actually have a pool to dive into .
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NON Carp stuff