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catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #471 18 Oct 2012 at 7.10am  0  Login    Register
Just heard,George Clooney is making a new film about the life of Jimmy Saville,
it's called
"oh she's eleven".....
WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #470 18 Oct 2012 at 6.55am  0  Login    Register
The nonce wings in prisons are now referred to as Saville row.
SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #469 17 Oct 2012 at 10.34am  0  Login    Register
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"

And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #468 17 Oct 2012 at 7.14am  0  Login    Register
After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday there are 2 things you should know..
First her f.... is tight a real struggle to get it in,
second the staff at Madame Tussaud's are real miserable f..k..s with no sense of humour.
catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #467 17 Oct 2012 at 7.09am  0  Login    Register
It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Saville in 1963
lars28
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   Old Thread  #466 16 Oct 2012 at 10.24pm  0  Login    Register
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sik
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sik
   Old Thread  #465 16 Oct 2012 at 9.59pm  0  Login    Register
Fifa have asked fans their views on tonights england game being called off...
"Its a disgrace. I've spent hundreds on travel & accomodation and have to get back to england for work in the morning". . . said a poland fan
WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #464 16 Oct 2012 at 9.25pm  0  Login    Register
The Polish F.A. have found a solution to their water logged pitch....
They've phoned Jordan and asked to borrow one of her Tampax.
WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #463 16 Oct 2012 at 9.22pm  0  Login    Register
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carpy09
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   Old Thread  #462 16 Oct 2012 at 8.54pm  0  Login    Register
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ralph69
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   Old Thread  #461 16 Oct 2012 at 8.52pm  0  Login    Register
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SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #460 16 Oct 2012 at 8.49pm  0  Login    Register
McDonalds are proud to announce their new burger - The McSaville.

84 year old matured meat, sandwiched between 13 year old baps
ralph69
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   Old Thread  #459 16 Oct 2012 at 8.38pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #458 16 Oct 2012 at 8.31pm  0  Login    Register
Perfect pitch conditions for ashley young........Actually have a pool to dive into .
WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #457 16 Oct 2012 at 7.20am  0  Login    Register
Two female radio presenters claim that they were groped on air by Dave Lee Travis.
One was asked 'Were you grabbed by the Hairy Cornflake?
'.'No the tits' she replied.
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