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In reply to Post #589
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In reply to Post #1
I saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap.
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In reply to Post #587
 
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Paddy walks into the doctors straight in to the doctors room and boots him right in the knackers and says "thats for telling my wife she's got a nice F@nny"" i told her she had Acute Angina " the doctor replied
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I walked into WH Smiths and asked "do you have that new self help book for men with small cocks?"Girl says "I don't think its in yet."I said"yeah that's the one.
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In reply to Post #584
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In reply to Post #581
Some goodens their mate
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In reply to Post #579
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Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby
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Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador . ”Bugger that!" says Mick. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?
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An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat
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19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over.
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Apparently Lady Gaga's developed a nut allergy.
Guess that explains the recent rash on her inner thighs.
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In reply to Post #567
That's brilliant Noj!!! 
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NON Carp stuff