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   Old Thread  #591 22 Nov 2012 at 1.33pm  0  Login    Register
Experts have predicted that by 2025 you will be no more than six feet away from an ex Chelsea manager.
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   Old Thread  #590 22 Nov 2012 at 1.31pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #589 22 Nov 2012 at 3.54am  0  Login    Register
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I saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap.
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   Old Thread  #588 21 Nov 2012 at 9.35pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #587 21 Nov 2012 at 12.39pm  0  Login    Register
Paddy walks into the doctors straight in to the doctors room and boots him right in the knackers and says "thats for telling my wife she's got a nice F@nny"" i told her she had Acute Angina " the doctor replied
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   Old Thread  #586 21 Nov 2012 at 6.20am  0  Login    Register
I walked into WH Smiths and asked "do you have that new self help book for men with small cocks?"Girl says "I don't think its in yet."I said"yeah that's the one.
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   Old Thread  #585 20 Nov 2012 at 7.28pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #584 20 Nov 2012 at 7.23pm  0  Login    Register
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Some goodens their mate
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   Old Thread  #583 20 Nov 2012 at 10.00am  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #581 20 Nov 2012 at 3.31am  0  Login    Register
Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby
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   Old Thread  #580 20 Nov 2012 at 3.31am  0  Login    Register
Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador . ”Bugger that!" says Mick. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?
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   Old Thread  #579 20 Nov 2012 at 3.27am  0  Login    Register
An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat
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   Old Thread  #578 20 Nov 2012 at 3.26am  0  Login    Register
19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over.
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   Old Thread  #577 19 Nov 2012 at 11.27am  0  Login    Register
Apparently Lady Gaga's developed a nut allergy.

Guess that explains the recent rash on her inner thighs.
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