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In reply to Post #1112
What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?...
20 years.
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In reply to Post #1111
I bought a valentines card for everyone at our local tourettes society.
It's the thought that c--ts
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New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious
home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder.
Footprints
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In reply to Post #1109
Roses are red
Violets are gorgeous
But don't ever try to surprise Oscar Pistorrius !!!
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In reply to Post #1108
Oscar pestorius was chilling having a few beers when his missus came home to suprise him for valentines day. She kept having a go at him so he shot her! Apparently she accused him of being legless!
Sorry I couldn't resist.
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In reply to Post #1107
Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder even though he claims it was an accident.
Police spokesman say " He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
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In reply to Post #1106
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.
happy valentines day Girls 
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In reply to Post #1105
 
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that?
We stopped having sex years ago.
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In reply to Post #1101
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In reply to Post #1101
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In reply to Post #1101
 been flyed that
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"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her v@gina has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye."
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In reply to Post #1099
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My son looked upset today so I asked him what was wrong.
He sat down on the sofa beside me and said, "Can I talk to you about having sex with my girlfriend?"
"Of course," I replied.
He said, "Can you stop doing it please
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NON Carp stuff