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In reply to Post #1352
 
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I put on a porn film, earlier.
It was really dark, and I could just make out a fat guy with his cock in his hand.
I then realzed, I'd forgotten to turn the TV on.
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In reply to Post #1350
She certainly does 
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In reply to Post #1349
Caught the Wife Masturbating during a Rowan Atkinson Movie earlier. She loves a good Bean Flick
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In reply to Post #1348
My pornstar friend died recently, so at his cremation, out of a mark of respect, we scattered his ashes all over his wife's face !!!
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In reply to Post #1342
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In reply to Post #1339
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I knocked on my neighbours door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise."
"Sure," she replied,
I said, "Great, get your knickers off then."
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In reply to Post #1342
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In reply to Post #1339
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In reply to Post #1342
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Went down on my girlfriend this morning even though she was on her period.
Just getting into the spirit of Red Nose Day.
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In reply to Post #1339
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In reply to Post #1339
nice one
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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike
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