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"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?" "Who on earth has told you that son?" "Elton. My other dad."
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.
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I was gutted to hear about the death of margaret thatcher....i had Nelson mandela in the sweepstake!
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When i realized margaret thatcher was dead,i did a double fist pump and shouted,f...... brilliant"
Everyone around me was disgusted,and looking back,i suppose it was out of order.especially as i was the first paramedic at the scene.
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Just seen the plans for Thatchers grave.It looks good but i think they should have made the dance floor a bit bigger.
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=497402913640240&set=vb.449509825096216&type=2&theater
Proper funny! This guy goes absolutley mental over not being able to play guitar!
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Is it too early to say Margaret Thatcher ...... me when i was a miner?
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I was out last night when an ugly ****ing bird approached me. We got into into a conversation and she asked me if I had a nickname and I replied "Yes my friends call me the sledge". She said "The sledge, why do they call you that ?" "Because I always get pulled by ****ing dogs" I replied.
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I confronted my daughter after she strolled in at 3am this morning.
"You've been to a bukkake party, haven't you!" I said.
"No, I haven't dad, I promise!" she replied contritely.
"Oh come on," I said, "It's all over your face."
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NON Carp stuff