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tazi
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   Old Thread  #2634 2 Mar 2019 at 9.29pm    Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #2633 1 Mar 2019 at 9.03pm    Login    Register
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Paddy:why do scuba divers always fall backwards from the boat Murphy :cos if they fall forward they would still be in the boat
tazi
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   Old Thread  #2632 10 Feb 2019 at 9.59am    Login    Register
Just been recommended the Adam Ant diet.....







































‘Don’t chew ever, don’t chew ever’.
PPPIKER
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   Old Thread  #2631 8 Feb 2019 at 3.12pm    Login    Register
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People are always asking what will you be doing next year....


How do I know it’s not as if I have 2020 vision
tazi
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   Old Thread  #2630 30 Jan 2019 at 1.53pm    Login    Register
Special thanks to my neighbour who lent me some sheeting to put on the windscreen during this freezing weather.














































Ta Pauline.
Palpatine
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   Old Thread  #2629 1 Jan 2019 at 9.48am    Login    Register
What do you call a french man wearing open toe shoes?

Felipe Falope!

Happy Brexit, whoops....Happy New Year!
AndyJB
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   Old Thread  #2628 26 Dec 2018 at 11.49pm    Login    Register
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What is a chickens favourite footwear?

Reebok, bok, bok, bokarrr
tazi
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   Old Thread  #2627 25 Dec 2018 at 0.12am    Login    Register
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Indeed you do.

Happy Xmas mate.
scozza
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   Old Thread  #2626 24 Dec 2018 at 7.21pm    Login    Register
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You have to laugh, all in a night out

tazi
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tazi
   Old Thread  #2625 24 Dec 2018 at 7.16pm    Login    Register
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What a lad.

My mate took the bus from the bus station, dropped the lads off at twigg street and as they were getting off asked them for the fare.,...

scozza
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   Old Thread  #2624 24 Dec 2018 at 5.56pm    Login    Register
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No, different initials. Quite a few years ago now. Its the same lad who drive a JCB on a night out through a supermarket window of a “southern holiday” resort. Quite a character, got sent down
tazi
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tazi
   Old Thread  #2623 24 Dec 2018 at 4.55pm    Login    Register
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Stranglely enough my mate did the same....

Not the same mate is it, couldn’t be, surely?.

Initials of my mate who did that........C.B
scozza
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   Old Thread  #2622 24 Dec 2018 at 10.39am    Login    Register
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Good un that

Reminds me of a lad I know who once pinched a coach and did the same, took all his mates home
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   Old Thread  #2621 23 Dec 2018 at 7.21pm    Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #2620 23 Dec 2018 at 7.21pm    Login    Register
Skeleton goes into a bar, orders a pint of lager and a mop.
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