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In reply to Post #1671
ferguson has retired under allegations of sexual abuse,he's accused of ******* 11 Liverpool lads twice a year for the last 20 years
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In reply to Post #1668
Thats a good un Ian  
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my mates wife rang me today , asking if id seen him.
i said not since yesterday.
she screamed , lying ******* told me he was with you all night.
er... he was i said
dont you stick up for him, you just said you aint seen him since yesterday
yes , well ... erm i paused , weve been playing hide n seek
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Steve bruce talking about sir alex ferguson- "when you play for him, he rubs off on you" f**kin hell, are there any famous men over 60 who aren't sex offenders?
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In reply to Post #1666
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In reply to Post #1664
First Thatcher dies, then Fergie retires... somewhere there's a scouser with a dirty old lamp and one wish left.
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In reply to Post #1664
You were bloody quick with that one
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Alex Feguson is to retire.Wonder if they'll give him a watch when he does?
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In reply to Post #1656
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In reply to Post #1660
What' 1cm wide and found on the end of a boys penis?
The gap in Jimmy tarbuck's teeth.
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In reply to Post #1659
Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much the same when you get down to it.
Once you've heard juan you've heard Jamal.
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In reply to Post #1656
#1657  
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In reply to Post #1657
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NON Carp stuff