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catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #1672 9 May 2013 at 7.20pm    Login    Register
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ferguson has retired under allegations of sexual abuse,he's accused of ******* 11 Liverpool lads twice a year for the last 20 years
catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #1671 9 May 2013 at 7.17pm    Login    Register
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Thats a good un Ian
ralph69
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ralph69
   Old Thread  #1670 9 May 2013 at 5.12pm    Login    Register
my mates wife rang me today , asking if id seen him.
i said not since yesterday.
she screamed , lying ******* told me he was with you all night.
er... he was i said
dont you stick up for him, you just said you aint seen him since yesterday
yes , well ... erm i paused , weve been playing hide n seek
SlugHunter
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SlugHunter
   Old Thread  #1669 9 May 2013 at 10.33am    Login    Register
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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #1668 8 May 2013 at 8.30pm    Login    Register
Steve bruce talking about sir alex ferguson- "when you play for him, he rubs off on you" f**kin hell, are there any famous men over 60 who aren't sex offenders?
WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #1667 8 May 2013 at 8.29pm    Login    Register
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buzzbomb
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buzzbomb
   Old Thread  #1666 8 May 2013 at 7.56pm    Login    Register
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First Thatcher dies, then Fergie retires... somewhere there's a scouser with a dirty old lamp and one wish left.
MattH85
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MattH85
   Old Thread  #1665 8 May 2013 at 9.47am    Login    Register
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You were bloody quick with that one
WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #1664 8 May 2013 at 9.33am    Login    Register
Alex Feguson is to retire.Wonder if they'll give him a watch when he does?
sik
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sik
   Old Thread  #1663 8 May 2013 at 7.23am    Login    Register
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sik
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sik
   Old Thread  #1662 8 May 2013 at 7.23am    Login    Register
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catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #1661 7 May 2013 at 8.40pm    Login    Register
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What' 1cm wide and found on the end of a boys penis?

The gap in Jimmy tarbuck's teeth.
catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #1660 7 May 2013 at 8.37pm    Login    Register
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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much the same when you get down to it.
Once you've heard juan you've heard Jamal.
catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #1659 7 May 2013 at 8.26pm    Login    Register
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ralph69
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   Old Thread  #1658 7 May 2013 at 7.19pm    Login    Register
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