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so the media say playing grand theft auto 5 will cause players to commit crime.
Bull**** i have got the coronation street board game and i am not a paedophile.
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I fell asleep at a party last night and someone put a tea bag in my mouth.
i went mental,nobody treats me like a mug!
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In reply to Post #1986
gone a bit quiet on the joke front recently :(
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In reply to Post #1982
either that or his missus has ran off with,Ryan Giggs
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ive just had some great financial news.
the little african kid that i sponsor has
been eaten by a lion.
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my ex-wife is spreading false rumours about me being schizophrenic.
Well, three can play that game
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In reply to Post #1978
 
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In reply to Post #1981
city supporter ???
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In reply to Post #1980
Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
A: Diahorrea
Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?
A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe.
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The wife's sister knocked me out yesterday, I was so f----ng angry, what sort of a sick bitch puts chloroform into her dirty knickers!!
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The missus packed my bags and threw me out, as I walked out the door she screamed "I hope you have a slow and painful deaths you old *******" "oh" I replied, "so you want me to stay now"
Boom Boom
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worst decision i ever made was having a penis extension...
my house looks ****ing stupid now
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If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?
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the vicar see's little Johnny walking down the road with a bottle
Vicar.....hello Johnny how are you today and what have you there in the bottle?
Johnny....It's acid
Vicar....that's very dangerous Johnny, can i swap it for some holy water, the other day i rubbed some on a ladies belly and she had a baby
Johnny....That's nufink i put some acid on my dog's nut's and he overtook a motorbike.
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In reply to Post #1973
MY wife got a vibrator, still don't know how to use it, broke 3 teeth last night
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