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My missus says if she finds me w**king over a porn site again, she will bang my head against the f**king keyboarfrgvcdsedsedsxcbnnhygtfrfbghyuujkkikjnhgg!
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In reply to Post #2021
Just been watching some ladies golf on TV. They're useless at driving, but amazing with an iron.
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I looked out my window last night and saw a group of people gathering around a Asian who'd fallen off his moped.I frantically rushed over."out of the way!" I shouted.As I pushed through the crowd a woman asked "are you a doctor?" "No" I replied......" That's my ******* pizza!!"
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Local now doing a 'Star Wars Stir Fry' ...
Freshly cooked in their E-wok
(Sorry)
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I was in the pub the other night telling a group of girls I could arse read.I explained it was a bit like palm reading,but I needed to stick my finger up their ******** to do it.Within 5 mins I was with a blonde in the toilet cubicle,knuckle deep. "Right,let's see"I said,having a poke,"for a start,I can tell you're very ******* gullible".
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My mate went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back.Half way through he said to the bloke,don't forget to put the tomahawk in his hand.The bloke said give us a ******* chance mate I've only just finished his turban.
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In reply to Post #2016
Wasn't there a Asian involved in that joke Jim 
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there was a nasty incident at the Nestles factory today when a worker was trapped under a consignment of chocolate bars....every time he shouted " the milky bars are on me " everyone cheered 
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In reply to Post #2014
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The Filipino government have thanked the British Govt for the rescue dogs they sent out after the hurricane.They said they were delicious.
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I thought I'd give the post lady a surprise this morning.So I sneaked up to the door naked and flopped my cock through they letterbox.Don't know what surprised her more,my cock in the letterbox,or the fact I knew where she lived
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I have attention deficit disorder. I get distracted easily my head........SHOULDERS,KNEES AND TOES,KNEES AND TOES
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In reply to Post #2010
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My wife banged on the toilet door and said "hurry up I need a **** " **** off," I shouted
"I'm trying to have a w**k in here" "so that's more important than diarrhoea" she screamed.
I yelled through the door "I'm just about to come for **** sake,just wait a few moments
Will you" What a impatient,big mouthed gob***** she is.God knows what everyone on the
Plane must have thought....!!
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My mate has 10 65" BLACK LED TVs for sale for £400 each.
If you want one,let me know asap.heres the link of the same model
At Currys worth £4500
htpp://bit.ly/IFRXA8
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