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WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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Post #447 13 Oct 2012 21:13
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I was lucky enough to appear on several TV programmes when I was a child in the 70's and 80's and I can confirm that none of the presenters tried to molest me.Although Johnny Ball did Reveal All.
catfish1 catfish1
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Post #448 14 Oct 2012 07:47
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Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Saville,saying she was on jim,ll fix it when she was 13 and he never touched her....!
D_Viper D_Viper
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Post #449 14 Oct 2012 07:52
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'Audley Harrison'
jimmyAd jimmyAd
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Post #450 14 Oct 2012 08:08
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Right section dodge
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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Post #451 14 Oct 2012 08:21
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Congratulations to Audley Harrison.
He's beaten Katie Price's record for 'most time on your back after being fisted.'
jimmyAd jimmyAd
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Post #452 14 Oct 2012 14:30
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only boxer with a cauliflower arse
blackfield blackfield
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Post #453 14 Oct 2012 17:55
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Pope has his annual mot to be informed he has a terminal illness which can be cured-if he has sex with a woman.
He advises his most trusted cardinal that he will do this on 4 conditions
-The woman must be blind so that se cannot see who I am
- She must be deaf so that she cannot hear who I am
-She must be mute so that if she does know who I am she cannot tell
The cardinal looks at the Pope somewhat confused and asks what the 4th condition is
-Big tits, says the Pope.
SlugHunter SlugHunter
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Post #454 14 Oct 2012 19:22
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WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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Post #455 15 Oct 2012 20:44
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Michael Jackson= Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Gary Glitter=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Jimmy Saville=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry
.Mr.T must be ****ting himself.
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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Post #456 15 Oct 2012 21:16
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The first rule of fight club is...Don't be Audley Harrison.
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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Post #457 16 Oct 2012 07:20
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Two female radio presenters claim that they were groped on air by Dave Lee Travis.
One was asked 'Were you grabbed by the Hairy Cornflake?
'.'No the tits' she replied.
SweetCheeks SweetCheeks
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Post #458 16 Oct 2012 20:31
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Perfect pitch conditions for ashley young........Actually have a pool to dive into .
ralph69 ralph69
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Post #459 16 Oct 2012 20:38
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splashley
SlugHunter SlugHunter
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Post #460 16 Oct 2012 20:49
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McDonalds are proud to announce their new burger - The McSaville.

84 year old matured meat, sandwiched between 13 year old baps
ralph69 ralph69
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Post #461 16 Oct 2012 20:52
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