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In reply to Post #54
Its a very fine line that people walk on this thread,and a lot more than that joke could be deemed as sick  .This makes moderating the thread quite tricky,and to be honest it would be easier to close the thread.
Instead we have put up a post 1000 and hope that the line isnt crossed,so that leaves a couple of options.
If anyone posts joke and you find it offensive, please pm a moderator and we will suppress it .The only other options are individual bans or locking the thread,so please think before posting and hopefully we wont have any issues.
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In reply to Post #54
but very funny 
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A bloke phones up his local council office and says, 'I have just raped a fat ginger bird.' The council woman says, 'You should phone the police to confess.' The man replies, 'I don't want to confess, I want you to fix the ****ing lights in the park.'
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In reply to Post #52
your joke is sick mate 
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Took the wife dogging last night.. Never again by the time she finìshed parking everyone else had ****ed off.
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Message Suppressed by Forum Moderator.
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I stopped my car beside a prostitute last night.
As she got in I asked, "How much for a blow job?"
She said, "Thirty quid."
I said, "Can you do twenty?"
"Yeah, okay" she replied.
I said, "Great, here's £600 then."
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My doctor was checking my balls for any lumps the other day.
It got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair.
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I was chatting to the girl sitting next to me on the train this morning.For some reason, I couldn't understand a single word that was coming out of her tits
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A new sex study shows the 'doggie style' position is the most used by married couples . Husband sits up and begs. Wife rolls over and plays dead
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This big girl walked over to me at the bar, lifted her leg up onto my stool and seductively showed me a tattoo that went up her inner thigh.What dya think? She said.My ex had one of them so i dumped her.What? A tattoo?No, i mean a fat belly
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I went to a sex shop and the lady behind the counter said "Hello, the S&M section is just over there."So I nodded my head. I would have thanked her but I had my gimp mask on at the time
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In reply to Post #42
I was watching a film with my little boy. He said "dad, I'm getting scared, is that lady going to die"? I said "probably son, judging by the size of that horses cock"....
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In reply to Post #42
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