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In reply to Post #224
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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In reply to Post #222
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My mate tried that new drug meow! meow! it's very good, so far he has had a sleep in front of fire, had a bowl of milk, been for a s..t in his next door's garden Oh and can lick his own balls!!
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In reply to Post #220
**** off ginger or ille tell em the one about your small appendige 
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In reply to Post #219
You are to comedy what Ronald McDonald is to the vegan movement 
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Im'e not sure who invented the halal meat slicer, but you can bet Abu Hanza had a hand in it !
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I bet Katie Price could find Wally in about five seconds if he had his cock hanging out.
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I pulled up outside a school and said to a young girl, "I'll give you some sweets if you get in the car."She replied, "F**k off dad. You bought the damn Skoda now you have to live with it."
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In reply to Post #215
i rang babe station the other night , a woman answers and says "hi ,what can i do for you , i said
"****ing hide, my wifes coming and ive lost the remote"
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A mosquito landed on my balls...
Hardest decision of my life.
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In reply to Post #213
The Giggle loop
If you remember the series Coupling you will remember Jeff explaining this 
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our local flasher was going to retire. but after giving it much thought,has decided to stick it out for a bit longer
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I turned to my mother-in-law and said, "That look really suites you, I wish you'd looked like that twenty years ago."My wife shouted across the room, "What the f... you doing near my mother's coffin?"
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In reply to Post #208
went down a treat this cracker 
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