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I bet Katie Price could find Wally in about five seconds if he had his cock hanging out.
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I pulled up outside a school and said to a young girl, "I'll give you some sweets if you get in the car."She replied, "F**k off dad. You bought the damn Skoda now you have to live with it."
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In reply to Post #215
i rang babe station the other night , a woman answers and says "hi ,what can i do for you , i said
"****ing hide, my wifes coming and ive lost the remote"
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A mosquito landed on my balls...
Hardest decision of my life.
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In reply to Post #213
The Giggle loop
If you remember the series Coupling you will remember Jeff explaining this 
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our local flasher was going to retire. but after giving it much thought,has decided to stick it out for a bit longer
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I turned to my mother-in-law and said, "That look really suites you, I wish you'd looked like that twenty years ago."My wife shouted across the room, "What the f... you doing near my mother's coffin?"
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In reply to Post #208
went down a treat this cracker 
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In reply to Post #208
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I got home from work last night to find my wife missing and a message scrawled across the living room wall in her lipstick:We've got your wife. If you want to see her again do not call the cops. Wait by your phone for our ransom demands!!This is going to cost me a fortune.£7.99 a roll, that fu**ing wallpaper!
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In reply to Post #203
Nice 1 si...
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In reply to Post #205
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In reply to Post #203
Knicked.
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In reply to Post #203
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