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What do we want ???
Action on Jimmy Saville's sex crimes
When do we want it ??
Now then Now then
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This sexy girl came up to me in a club last night and said, "Why the f**k have you been staring at me for ages with your tongue sticking out?""I was undressing you in my mind," I said, "but I was struggling to take your bra off."
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In reply to Post #415
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A blonde takes her car to a mechanic. he says 'nothing to worry about, just sh.t in the air filter'. She says 'Brilliant, so how many times a day do i do that
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What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone. Wing, Wing! HALO? 
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Man comes home to find his mate sha..ing his wife so he stabs the f..ker to death ...his wife says "carry on like that and you'll have no mates left
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more scandal for the BBC as someone is now saying they saw Rod Hull fisting a young bird
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Breaking news! A mob of dyslexic parents have just beaten up Jimmy Sommerville
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Now then! Now then! What has jimmy saville and acne got in common ? They both come on a girls face when she's 14....... How's about that then?!
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In reply to Post #407
Sorry mods didnt see the swear word in that joke 
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The Pope went to Northern Ireland. He asked Paddy what he thought of County Down, he replied - it's been ***** since Carol Vorderman left.
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I will not have a bad word said about Jimmy Saville. When I was a boy he fixed it for me to go on a camping trip with Gary Glitter.
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The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s.
The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.
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If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone.
In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them.
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