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west midlands police are looking for 2 racist attackers-i have one application form who wants the other????
west midlands police are looking for 2 racist attackers-i have one application form who wants the other????
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hakhak
My wife walked in on an argument between our son and I. When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now."
Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?"
"No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant."
Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?"
"No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant."
Serena Williams has decided to shave her hair for charity.
From her chest to her bollox, no doubt.
From her chest to her bollox, no doubt.
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investigators are interviewing the Korean pilot following Sats plane crash.Lan Ding Gon Wong says his velly solly.
Well done the British bloke who won Wimbledon this year.
so much better than that scotch ****who lost last year.
so much better than that scotch ****who lost last year.
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I saw my first Ethiopian DJ last night.
MT Stomach
MT Stomach
Me and my girlfriend were sitting relaxed, having a chat when I accidently sh1t myself.
I'd hoped she wouldn't notice, but then it floated to the top of the bath
I'd hoped she wouldn't notice, but then it floated to the top of the bath
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Who says the Scotts are Tight?
A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform,
marches into a pharmacy.
Very carefully he opens his sporran
and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, then
unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief,
which he also unfolds -
to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.
"Six pence" says the chemist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence" says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the
silk square handkerchief
and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran,
and marches out of the door,
shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside,
followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists
and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
"The regiment has taken a vote," he says.
“We'll have a new one
Who says the Scotts are Tight?
A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform,
marches into a pharmacy.
Very carefully he opens his sporran
and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, then
unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief,
which he also unfolds -
to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.
"Six pence" says the chemist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence" says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the
silk square handkerchief
and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran,
and marches out of the door,
shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside,
followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists
and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
"The regiment has taken a vote," he says.
“We'll have a new one
Ramadan Diaries
Monday - didn't wash
Tuesday - didn't wash
Wednesday - didn't wash
Thursday - didn't wash
Friday - didn't wash
Saturday - bought rucksack
Sunday - won't need to wash.
Monday - didn't wash
Tuesday - didn't wash
Wednesday - didn't wash
Thursday - didn't wash
Friday - didn't wash
Saturday - bought rucksack
Sunday - won't need to wash.