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In reply to Post #1101
 been flyed that
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"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her v@gina has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye."
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In reply to Post #1099
 
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My son looked upset today so I asked him what was wrong.
He sat down on the sofa beside me and said, "Can I talk to you about having sex with my girlfriend?"
"Of course," I replied.
He said, "Can you stop doing it please
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better
Than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Jor huzban he say so.
Wife: Oh yeah?
Maria: The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: Jor hozban didâ
Wife increasingly agitated: Oh he did, did he?
Maria: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, And did my husband say that as well?
Maria: No Senora¦ The gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?
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B&Q have know been dragged into the food scandal, apparently they have been selling wood floors with lamb in it.
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In reply to Post #1088
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In reply to Post #1082
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She didn't try to hide her disappointment when she pulled my cock out.
"You fcuking liar!" She said, "You told me it was 12 inches."
"It is," I insisted, "You just need to calculate the volume."
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In reply to Post #1090
Findus to sponsor Crystal Palace as they have been 100% pony for over 50 years...........
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In reply to Post #1088
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A source has just told me,that Odemwingie has just arrived at the Vatican...
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In reply to Post #1087
I was working in Tesco's re-arranging boxes of soap powder in aisle 7,when in walks the blonde girl l'd scored with last night.she said "Oi! you told me you were a stunt pilot......you lying bast--d" I replied "No,I told you l was part of the Ariel display team.....!
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