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In reply to Post #1108
Oscar pestorius was chilling having a few beers when his missus came home to suprise him for valentines day. She kept having a go at him so he shot her! Apparently she accused him of being legless!
Sorry I couldn't resist.
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In reply to Post #1107
Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder even though he claims it was an accident.
Police spokesman say " He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
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In reply to Post #1106
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.
happy valentines day Girls 
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In reply to Post #1105
 
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that?
We stopped having sex years ago.
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In reply to Post #1101
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In reply to Post #1101
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In reply to Post #1101
 been flyed that
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"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her v@gina has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye."
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In reply to Post #1099
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My son looked upset today so I asked him what was wrong.
He sat down on the sofa beside me and said, "Can I talk to you about having sex with my girlfriend?"
"Of course," I replied.
He said, "Can you stop doing it please
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better
Than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Jor huzban he say so.
Wife: Oh yeah?
Maria: The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: Jor hozban didâ
Wife increasingly agitated: Oh he did, did he?
Maria: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, And did my husband say that as well?
Maria: No Senora¦ The gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?
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B&Q have know been dragged into the food scandal, apparently they have been selling wood floors with lamb in it.
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In reply to Post #1088
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In reply to Post #1085
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