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In reply to Post #2630
People are always asking what will you be doing next year....
How do I know it's not as if I have 2020 vision
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Special thanks to my neighbour who lent me some sheeting to put on the windscreen during this freezing weather.
Ta Pauline.
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What do you call a french man wearing open toe shoes?
Felipe Falope!
Happy Brexit, whoops....Happy New Year!
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In reply to Post #2627
What is a chickens favourite footwear?
Reebok, bok, bok, bokarrr
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In reply to Post #2626
Indeed you do.
Happy Xmas mate.
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In reply to Post #2625
You have to laugh, all in a night out 
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In reply to Post #2624
What a lad.
My mate took the bus from the bus station, dropped the lads off at twigg street and as they were getting off asked them for the fare.,...
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In reply to Post #2623
No, different initials. Quite a few years ago now. Its the same lad who drive a JCB on a night out through a supermarket window of a “southern holiday” resort. Quite a character, got sent down 
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In reply to Post #2622
Stranglely enough my mate did the same....
Not the same mate is it, couldn't be, surely?.
Initials of my mate who did that........C.B
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In reply to Post #2619
Good un that 
Reminds me of a lad I know who once pinched a coach and did the same, took all his mates home
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In reply to Post #2619
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Skeleton goes into a bar, orders a pint of lager and a mop.
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In reply to Post #2618
A warning to all be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my van at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from..
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Went to the doctors the other day , he told me to take up a hobby that gets me out of the pub ,
So I started smoking again
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In reply to Post #2615
10 Pinter that
What's the most popular owl in the world?
Tea towel
Why do they call pirates, pirates?
Cause they Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."
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