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"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
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In reply to Post #1227
a government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor!!!!!
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In reply to Post #1224
 
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So the popes ring will be destroyed later tonight.
Well they say what goes around comes around.
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Was enjoying a pizza with my girlfriend the other night when she suddenly announced she loved it up the arse. Good job i'd already eaten half of it....
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Walking down the street the other night, I witnessed 5 guys jump out of an alleyway and beat up a woman. Once they ran off, I ran over to the victim who was covered in blood and asked her what I should do
"Are you having a fukcing laugh" she screamed
"Sorry" I said "It's just, I've never witnessed anything like this before and I have no idea what to do"
Anyway, the next day I discovered that the poor woman had died of her injuries and I was kicked out of the police force!
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In reply to Post #1221
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In a lesbian relationship, who makes the sandwiches?
Neither, they both eat out.
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Just finished a book called "Dying For A Piss".
It's about how Valentine's Day gets celebrated in the Pistorius house.
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In reply to Post #1218
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In reply to Post #1218
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I was fingering a fat bird when she said "use 4 fingers, that is why they call me Kit Kat".
So I replied "I thought it was because you're Chunky"
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In reply to Post #1212
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What's blue and kills women?...
A pregnancy testing kit at Oscar Pistorius' house.
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In reply to Post #1201
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