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kells
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kells
   Old Thread  #30 11 Feb 2026 at 10.33pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #23
Wasn't one of the Elstow fish named the "King of Elstow" or something. Bit of a regular in the Angling press. Caught from an un named Bedfordshire clay pit..
scaley&dark
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   Old Thread  #29 11 Feb 2026 at 10.21pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #8
Big B0llocks from the tip lake always made me chuckle

Bruno, from Darenth big lake

Wasn't there a fish called 'the Turd' in Harefield ?

AideyKaye
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   Old Thread  #28 8 Feb 2026 at 12.24pm  0  Login    Register
Not many have imaginary names, more to do with how they look or how often they are on the bank.

Current pond I am on, the two biggest fish are big dark commons in a sea of pale scaley mirrors, so they are named after two well known female tennis playing sisters

I think the anglers had better nicknames than the fish.

I once asked why Brian was known as Brian the barstard. Turns out he was a copper.
glw1978
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   Old Thread  #27 8 Feb 2026 at 11.04am  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #26
One in my club lake called c###s fish. Everyone wanted to catch it but the first guy that did was not the most popular angler on the lake hence the name.
CarpCodger71
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CarpCodger71
   Old Thread  #26 8 Feb 2026 at 9.58am  0  Login    Register
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Kodak loved the camera
whitey79
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whitey79
   Old Thread  #25 8 Feb 2026 at 8.57am  0  Login    Register
The bishop
rattyyy
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   Old Thread  #24 7 Feb 2026 at 5.40pm  0  Login    Register
Some great replies here with some quality nicknames haha. I do agree with a few comments here about how the non-human names are so much better. I would much rather catch a character fish called The Slag than some stockie called “Bill’s Fish” from a manicured, gravel swim lake dug 2 years ago.

Another three iconic names I thought of: The Amphibian, King Fungus and the Toadless Leather from Frogmore
maplecream
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   Old Thread  #23 7 Feb 2026 at 8.29am  1  Login    Register
The Elstow fish were in a league of their own regarding names, Hagler, Bruno, grey slug, the flask, Black cloud, the slag, Orange scaley, captain speckles...many more that I've forgotten 😃
Hudson
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Hudson
   Old Thread  #22 6 Feb 2026 at 10.19pm  1  Login    Register
For comical names I like the “Beadle” in Cartagena, as in Jeremy ……the fish has withered little deformed fins. Made me laugh for the ingenuity in coming up with the name


Other than that I hate all the new breed of names. Especially for just standard fish. The special ones can have names. The 32lb VS linear just doesn’t need one. It’s always been when fish get to around 30’s or something very very distinctive they get a name. How big the fish are in comparison to the 80’s/90’s nowadays I think that should be increased. Every fish in the lake simply doesn’t need a name
NemesisWitch
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NemesisWitch
   Old Thread  #21 6 Feb 2026 at 8.05pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #20
There is a list somewhere... In a diary.
Roach to Spinny
Roach to Ivy
Ivy to Spinny
Spinny to Ivy
Rockford to Ivy
Rockford to Spinny
Etc etc etc
All linked via underground pipes so negligible risk.

I'd also add that CAC never had any authority or consent to move fish how they did, from Wedgehill and Holtwood. Any especially not from the Hampshire Avon..
bmthman
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bmthman
   Old Thread  #20 6 Feb 2026 at 1.58pm  1  Login    Register
In reply to Post #12
Takes me back in time i can remember catching Solar & Inter City from Roach and Dracula from Spinny. Always wondered what else was moved from Roach & Ivy into Spinny?
Yes no names on either, did not come across the names until the last season i spent on Rockford after many years of peace and quiet on there.
nexus6
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   Old Thread  #19 6 Feb 2026 at 11.09am  1  Login    Register
got to be Basil......
framey
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framey
   Old Thread  #18 5 Feb 2026 at 5.27pm  0  Login    Register
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True though…
sharpda
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sharpda
   Old Thread  #17 5 Feb 2026 at 5.24pm  0  Login    Register
I went round a syndicate last year and the big one was called Syphilis.

It was named as the person who caught had it a few times so called it that as he said every time he goes down he catches it. Person who walked me round said carp anglers are just weird
Nordle
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   Old Thread  #16 5 Feb 2026 at 5.13pm  1  Login    Register
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the common, the mirror and the leather
jhhilton1983
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jhhilton1983
   Old Thread  #15 5 Feb 2026 at 9.31am  0  Login    Register
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The Sh*it Named Common... after a angler caught it and named it after his child... was then referred to as such.

Japs Eye - One eyed fish.

Gary - because it had a twisted mouth and looked like it was gurning... or had taken to many garys (ecstasy)

Quasimodo - because it had a big lump on one side.



I'm not a great fan of fish with peoples names... I much prefer the ones with funny or names with a history
mark1009
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   Old Thread  #14 4 Feb 2026 at 9.33pm  0  Login    Register
Captain Mainwaring.
Budder
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Budder
   Old Thread  #13 4 Feb 2026 at 9.20pm  0  Login    Register
The Millwall fish in Stone acres, because it likes to ruck (fight hard). Hartley's in Christchurch because you have to be a jammy bugger to catch it.
NemesisWitch
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NemesisWitch
   Old Thread  #12 4 Feb 2026 at 8.43pm  1  Login    Register
In reply to Post #9
We did come up with some good names for those Roach (and then Spinny) fish.
Alongside Inter and Drac, we had Special Brew, Chippendale, Solar.
Then one of the features to cast to from Caravan Point was Madonna's Tits.
Best of times and such a laugh. No sponsored anglers, no names. Just fun.
Dekay
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Dekay
   Old Thread  #11 4 Feb 2026 at 3.39pm  0  Login    Register
Abbey, Kingfisher. Your mum. As in “what you had mate? “
kishy69
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kishy69
   Old Thread  #10 4 Feb 2026 at 2.47pm  0  Login    Register
The Beast..cause it absolutely beastie you when caught
bmthman
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bmthman
   Old Thread  #9 4 Feb 2026 at 12.57pm  1  Login    Register
The strangest names I came across were - Inter City and Dracula
Cam
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Cam
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   Old Thread  #8 4 Feb 2026 at 8.31am  1  Login    Register
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That he did Andy
essesxandy
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essesxandy
   Old Thread  #7 4 Feb 2026 at 8.04am  1  Login    Register
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Didn't Jack live in Longfield before being moved to Horton?
finbob
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finbob
   Old Thread  #6 4 Feb 2026 at 8.02am  1  Login    Register
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Always liked Gary Linear!
essdee
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essdee
   Old Thread  #5 4 Feb 2026 at 7.57am  0  Login    Register
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I've fished for a carp called Swim Shady.
Tinhead
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Tinhead
   Old Thread  #4 3 Feb 2026 at 11.19pm  2  Login    Register
Not a great lover of naming carp.
I remember catching a carp of a reasonable size, it was a PB and I was pleased.
Then some knob came up proclaiming it was called blah blah and then proceeded to tell me the history of its previous captures, how much it weighed previously and how much it had gained and lost.
Spoilt it for me
MrNuvawun
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MrNuvawun
   Old Thread  #3 3 Feb 2026 at 10.54pm  1  Login    Register
Was a fish in a lake I used to fish, called “Jagger”. Had proper massive rubbery lips lol 😂
whitey79
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whitey79
   Old Thread  #2 3 Feb 2026 at 9.48pm  0  Login    Register
Yer mar

So when people say had anything you can reply with yes yer mar
rattyyy
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   Old Thread  #1 3 Feb 2026 at 7.54pm  0  Login    Register
What are the best carp nicknames and the stories behind them? Jack the Net Ripper is a personal favourite (from Horton I believe)
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