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Alcohol free drinks ? (41 posts / 2,488 views)
chopper chopper
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Post #1 9 Jan 2021 16:33
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Just seen an advert on TV that Gordon's gin have brought out a alcohol free gin . Now each to there own
But I really can't see the point of it. And also these alcohol free beers. It seems a bit pontless to me. If your going to drink beer and so on then drink alcohol. But can't see the point of drinking pretend beer. Bit like saying your a vegetarian then buying a meat free burger or sausage. To me if you don't like alcohol or meat don't go pretending to drink it or eat it. What your guys thort ? ( I'm probably going to get some stick for this lol )
framey framey
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Post #2 9 Jan 2021 17:25
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Good idea if you want to drive and feel like you had a beer
The gin nah pointless
chopper chopper
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Post #3 9 Jan 2021 19:04
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At times I've had to be the driver when going to the pub. And I've always just had a coke or orange juice. ( Yes in the past I've tryed the alcohol free beer like Becks and on and can't see the point) I'd rather just have a soft drink and it be cheaper.
tazi tazi
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Post #4 9 Jan 2021 19:49
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Amazed all the southern pussies ain't all over this one.
chopper chopper
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Post #5 9 Jan 2021 20:32
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Lol Leslie. Are you a special brew with a white spirit top kind of person 🤣
tazi tazi
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Post #6 9 Jan 2021 20:35
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Just rum.....
scozza
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Post #7 9 Jan 2021 21:21
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Havana club and five ice for me tonight

Loads of options Chopps, what do you like?

Kiora
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #8 9 Jan 2021 21:42
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Have you had too many green teas because darn sarf what you have wrote doesn't make a lot of sense.
tazi tazi
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Post #9 9 Jan 2021 22:10
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Kiora............lol. Just spat 40% Vol over me keypad.
scozza
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Post #10 10 Jan 2021 09:22
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I was going to suggest Umbongo

Remember that? They used to drink it in the Kongo
scozza
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Post #11 10 Jan 2021 09:25
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We drink all kinds of tea, we are cultured up here in the north, one day you southerners will move on from the PG tips, don't forget, as I told you before, it's what the monkeys drink 🐵

braders1978 braders1978
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Post #12 10 Jan 2021 09:39
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They are chimpanzee not monkeys
scozza
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Post #13 10 Jan 2021 10:11
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I find them to be all the same, bunch of monkey species
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #14 10 Jan 2021 10:11
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Oh look pond life has joined in
tazi tazi
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Post #15 10 Jan 2021 11:11
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Had to google that one lol.....
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #16 10 Jan 2021 12:00
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Shouldn't you be on the other thread getting shown up by spanker and your other friends
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #17 10 Jan 2021 12:12
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Nah prefer to exchange insults on here and footy thread , it's more fun, better natured and none of that superiority complex crap
Chuffy Chuffy
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Post #18 10 Jan 2021 12:26
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I quit drinking nearly 7 years ago but now and again drink the alcohol free beers when I fancy one or I'm out (remember those days). Some are obviously better than others but they do make a break from drinking tea all the time, good thing is I only usually have one and then I'm done as you don't get any buzz off them
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #19 10 Jan 2021 12:27
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Goose Goose
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Post #20 10 Jan 2021 14:02
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So basically your drinking beer ect for the alcohol but don't really like the taste as you would drink the alcohol free if you like the taste. Don't drink myself and even soft drinks aren't the same now I can't get cresta (it's frothy man) anymore.
scozza
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Post #21 10 Jan 2021 15:01
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braders1978 braders1978
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Post #22 10 Jan 2021 15:10
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What you laughing at,chippy tits
scozza
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Post #23 10 Jan 2021 15:30
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You, leach

Bloodworm?

Water snail?

braders1978 braders1978
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Post #24 10 Jan 2021 15:55
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Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #25 10 Jan 2021 16:08
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Told you it was more fun here.

So Scoz getting back to last nights post what is 'five ice' and 'chopps' ?


braders1978 braders1978
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Post #26 10 Jan 2021 16:10
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The Thai brides he ordered
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #27 10 Jan 2021 16:14
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I hope he has better luck than me
LINK
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #28 10 Jan 2021 16:16
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She never arrived then,scozza was not happy with his.They came with extras he was not expecting
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #29 10 Jan 2021 16:20
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Yes that's because he paid $200
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #30 10 Jan 2021 16:22
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scozza
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Post #31 10 Jan 2021 20:11
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5 ice because it just melts in nicely with a nice measure of Rum

Once went round Leeds with some mate, started on the shorts as you do, mates round, I'll have a double Captain Morgan's spice, run of the mill stuff with 5 ice, he said he would have the same, £24!!!

Always have 5 ice now
scozza
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Post #32 10 Jan 2021 20:13
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As for the Thai bride stuff, the thought of a pair of plumbs hanging out of each side of a thong does nothing for me

Same as the Adam's apple

Here's a quick story, we used to work with a bloke, Barry breakfast, used to have a full blown pile up in the canteen every morning, used to wear a scruffy old blue knitted jumper all the time and spill his breakfast down it every morning as he shovelled it in, not to mention the egg running down his chin, lot of a character, lived by himself. Anyway, old Baz was one of the first in there with the Thai stuff. Got himself on a web site, ****ed off over there and came back with one!

As you can imagine, we were all intrigued to speak to him when he came back to work. How was Thailand Baz, ****ing warm, we could all imagine him sat there in the blue jumper lol. Anyway, the long and short of it was, it was OK, except for the breakfast, got up one morning and they had prepared him a plate of fruit, not to be outdone, Baz had a walk down to the local market and came back with some eggs and some breakfast substitutes, here, get that in the ****ing wok

A mate went round telling everybody that they introduced Barry to the family, this is mum, this is dad, this is my brother, this is my sister and this is our pet water buffalo, and Barry ate it
rodrest rodrest
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Post #33 12 Jan 2021 09:48
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Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know... we'll call it Um Bongo!" Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo! The python picked the passion-fruit, The marmoset the mandarine, the parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in. So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, they all prefer the sunny, funny one they call Um Bongo!"
scozza
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Post #34 12 Jan 2021 10:03
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That's the one mate, Umbongo, umbongo
Tinhead Tinhead
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Post #35 12 Jan 2021 10:03
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I'm reminded of the Little Britain sketch with the posh diner in a posh restaurant-who orders a posh meal, an excellent choice for a person of his upper-class. But when the waiter asks 'will there be anymore?' he replies a Double-Decker and an Um Bongo.
rodrest rodrest
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Post #36 12 Jan 2021 10:23
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😂😂👍
vossy1 vossy1
MODERATORMOD
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Post #37 12 Jan 2021 10:30
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I've had that ad on my mind for the last few days...was watching a FA Cup match and I swear the guys name was....yes that ...well nearly Mumbongo
Prynen Prynen
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Post #38 30 Mar 2021 22:06
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Odyss
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CaptainCaptain CaptainCaptain
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Post #40 1 Sep 2022 10:43
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tazi tazi
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Post #42 10 Sep 2022 18:02
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Coca Cola.
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