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Best Carp Nicknames (33 posts / 4,481 views)
rattyyy
Posts: 28
Post #1 3 Feb 2026 19:54
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What are the best carp nicknames and the stories behind them? Jack the Net Ripper is a personal favourite (from Horton I believe)
whitey79 whitey79
Posts: 447
Post #2 3 Feb 2026 21:48
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Yer mar

So when people say had anything you can reply with yes yer mar
MrNuvawun MrNuvawun
Posts: 2,443
Post #3 3 Feb 2026 22:54
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Was a fish in a lake I used to fish, called "Jagger". Had proper massive rubbery lips lol 😂
Tinhead Tinhead
Posts: 17,089
Post #4 3 Feb 2026 23:19
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Not a great lover of naming carp.
I remember catching a carp of a reasonable size, it was a PB and I was pleased.
Then some knob came up proclaiming it was called blah blah and then proceeded to tell me the history of its previous captures, how much it weighed previously and how much it had gained and lost.
Spoilt it for me
essdee essdee
Posts: 885
Post #5 4 Feb 2026 07:57
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In reply to Post #1
I've fished for a carp called Swim Shady.
finbob finbob
Posts: 3,466
Post #6 4 Feb 2026 08:02
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In reply to Post #1
Always liked Gary Linear!
essesxandy essesxandy
Posts: 3,197
Post #7 4 Feb 2026 08:04
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In reply to Post #1
Didn't Jack live in Longfield before being moved to Horton?
Cam Cam
MODERATORMOD
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Post #8 4 Feb 2026 08:31
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In reply to Post #7
That he did Andy
bmthman bmthman
Posts: 978
Post #9 4 Feb 2026 12:57
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The strangest names I came across were - Inter City and Dracula
kishy69 kishy69
Posts: 1,847
Post #10 4 Feb 2026 14:47
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The Beast..cause it absolutely beastie you when caught it
Dekay Dekay
Posts: 674
Post #11 4 Feb 2026 15:39
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Abbey, Kingfisher. Your mum. As in "what you had mate? "
NemesisWitch NemesisWitch
Posts: 1,423
Post #12 4 Feb 2026 20:43
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In reply to Post #9
We did come up with some good names for those Roach (and then Spinny) fish.
Alongside Inter and Drac, we had Special Brew, Chippendale, Solar.
Then one of the features to cast to from Caravan Point was Madonna's Tits.
Best of times and such a laugh. No sponsored anglers, no names. Just fun.
Budder Budder
Posts: 88
Post #13 4 Feb 2026 21:20
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The Millwall fish in Stone acres, because it likes to ruck (fight hard). Hartley's in Christchurch because you have to be a jammy bugger to catch it.
mark1009
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Post #14 4 Feb 2026 21:33
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Captain Mainwaring.
jhhilton1983 jhhilton1983
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Post #15 5 Feb 2026 09:31
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