Picture in your minds eye,a fifty years old vintage tractor,a fergie cabless 135..they a solid and very heavy lump.

So I run one of thse everyday,when you drive one,it's a great experience, however the brakes,are not the best..so..

I park on the slope,at the bottom of the slope is a private house,in the drive is a brand new jet black Range rover,cost to purchase unknown,I don't want to know either..lol

So,I put the handbrake on as per normal,get off the 135,to get something,at this point,the handbrake let go,and 135 is heading straight for someone's new 4x4..

I run after it ,fruitless waste of time,in my mind I picture being skint for ever,until the now very fast rolling tractor dislodged a full bin bag on the box and sends the goliath the other way..and it comes to rest...

Do you believe in God,I do now...!!,especially as the 4x4 owner never saw what happened, and says hot ain't it mate,lol..!!

In reply to Post #1
Sounds like that Monty Python sketch......You lucky 3@RSTED.....

In reply to Post #1
How is not writing off a chelsea tractor lucky . Must try harder in future.

Goose and tazi,remember the Benny Hill sketches, and THAT,music..yeah well that was me..

I think its worth mentioning it mightve been Camerons motor,not sure though,anyway I was lucky and unlucky depending on which way the wind blows ye sails..

I was more worried about having no job tb fair..

Bys vyken carp..

In reply to Post #4
Great classic comedy......I'd have paid good money just to have being able lift my head up just as the pandemonium was about to unfold.......

In reply to Post #1
Unbelievable!

You were lucky

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I've spent over 30 years staying in Cornwall for work. The Carlyon Bay Hotel, the Pier House at Charlestown, the Royal Dutchey Falmouth, hotels in Rock, Newquay and Boscastle, golfed on all the top courses in the county, had dinner with the counties chief of police, the owner of Trago Mills Bruce is a personal friend but in all this time I've never come across anyone as mad as you and I've spent time in Camborne, Pool and Redruth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘

In reply to Post #1
Surprised you didn't have a coronary, can imagine your face, I know what mine would have looked like

In reply to Post #1
I'd of paid good money to watch that unfold.