SERIOUS LOCK DOWN ADVICE
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my tea, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn't mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn't share with the fridge, cause he's been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn't all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic...told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed and didn't say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!!
You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
We will survive!!
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my tea, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn't mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn't share with the fridge, cause he's been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn't all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic...told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed and didn't say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!!
You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
We will survive!!
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Definately getting to you pal
Definately getting to you pal
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Very good
Very good
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Pmsl just about sums the madness up.
Pmsl just about sums the madness up.
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Very good
Very good 
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I can't be the only one who's wondering if it's a PB cat.
I can't be the only one who's wondering if it's a PB cat.
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Like it 👍
Like it 👍
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cat 1 really made me chuckle
cat 1 really made me chuckle
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The old ones are still the best, even the cracker jokes
The old ones are still the best, even the cracker jokes
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Thank god its cold out, last time I went crazy and put the Tempest up in the garden (to get away from the wife and kids!)
Thank god its cold out, last time I went crazy and put the Tempest up in the garden (to get away from the wife and kids!)