Since joining this forum at the beginning of August, I have accumulated 100 posts.
Could a moderator give me the thumbs up please so I can access the classifieds.
Want to see what Gear I can buy🤪

In reply to Post #1
You will need to omplete your contact details before we can carry out any initiation ceremony

In reply to Post #2
Sorry,
Just edit my profile. Hope that helps👍

In reply to Post #3
Leave it with us, we will sit around the camp fire and debate your initation

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Thank you very gladly😀

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I always suspected something weird goings on in the background, I hope your not sat around it with bear skins on, slitting a goats throat for the sake of it and holding its entrails up to the moon waiting for the gods to give you a decision, we've moved on now you know

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Ah,

The "initiation ceremony"

I remember mine, the red wine and cheese and biscuits were nice, but the banana and boilie gun certainly made it memorable

Best

Jon

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Crackers Jon

Just thinking, did you save the cork?

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Hi Chris

As I recall they served Ritz not Jacobs

Best

Jon

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I knew there would be some cost cutting along the line

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Edited and added a bit more detail for you re the turk stick.

Leave it with us, we will sit around the social distant covid fire and debate your initation and will need a copy of your vacation certificate before we can use the turk stick in true ceremonial fashion.

In reply to Post #7
You obviously had too much of the red as no banana was ever involved its the ceremonial turk stick.

In reply to Post #4
Due to Covid tho this should
Be in a few months time I hope

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I'm waiting for Braders coming along now complaining that he only got the rubber fist and the blow up sheep

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I knew you wouldn't be far behind

Hi all

Lets calm down about the initiations a bit, the bananna and the boilie gun weren't my idea, they were obviously fantasies of Karlos and Blondidi. This is Carpforum after all, not Nexium
Best
Jon

anyone going to suggest that the mod 'c'omplete's his words to set a good example....?

love the irony there

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Aren't you bored of marking homework

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hang on maybe a good turking would calm him down.

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He just feels lucky to still be here

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Can you use a golf club for that?

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Long as its a wood driver with very long handle be fine.

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Would use your walking stick on you and scozza like a double ended dildo

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Thought that was the Freemasons

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anyone going to suggest that the mod 'c'omplete's his words to set a good example....?

love the irony there

I try to set the bar fairly low ar the start of the year

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