Goes to tackle shop, mooching around, usual bait dip ain't on the shelf, grrrrr, noddys robbed up my smell. Wafts past the Korda displays [like super massive] ooooh, advertising pre programmed propaganda kicks in, Korda Goo. Winning! Sifting through racks of Goo and picks up Almond Red Supreme. Unscrews top to have a smell, can't get a good enough waft so squeezes bottle a bit...more...

Bosh. Jet of Goo all over face. Feels it burning and in a state of panic tries to rub it off. Smothers face and left hand in bright red Goo.

Tried everything except bleach to get it off and nothing works, so now have a permanent red patch on face and left hand.

I hate my life...

In reply to Post #1
Marketing gets us every time
At least Almond is a reasonable smell, and not something rank like squid 🦑 or fish.

In reply to Post #2
you just cheered me up

In reply to Post #2
Lucky is wasn't fishy as I'd smell like cum.

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Got images of you doing an Uma Thurman, with a load of blokes having to give you and adrenaline shot.

Love the technique going to try it on the misses later..

In reply to Post #4
Did it taste like Cum?

In reply to Post #7
No, like a hot/spicey cough mixture sweet kinda deal. Quite nice really. Pro tip: White spirit does cain the dye.they use.

Couldn't smell much as I was driving home from the tackle shop. My neighbor laughed after going "what's that red on your face?"

Shame this isn't like a 'normal' forum where you can upload pics direct. Think you all would have chuckled.

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I thought you'd probably know.

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We need pictures

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you should have a quick swim near your peg to draw the carp in...

That made me smile and gave me an idea instead of cs gas we should all carry goo squid supreme at night in case we bump into any boggy men whilst fishing we could whip it out blast in the face services to purposes one it burns two easily id and still be legal

Welcome to the all new Korda kapture renders would be tackle thief's burnt stinking and stained

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Oh, right.

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On a serious note: driving to work with my pink hand this morning, it did make me think what their Goo is doing to fish. That's some strong dye they're using.

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You've now tasted Danny's goo...bosh!

In reply to Post #15
Hope you bought the bottle and didn't just put it back.

In reply to Post #16
Get in there. Come oooooon. Yes.

In reply to Post #17
Don't know what you're talking about mate

In reply to Post #15
It's pipe leak detection fluid , it will stain a bit

Too get my 7 year old lad into fishing I let him come too the tackle shop with me and pick his own bait/liquids last time we went he picked some tutti fruity goo and opened it up in the car pouring it everywhere

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I thought it was a classic myself .

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Did they make you pay for the opened bottle?

In reply to Post #24
Nah mate. Made a joke of it and the guy behind the counter sort of smirked. Bet he was thinking 'mong' if the smirk was anything to go by.