I went fishing at a French lake
after a while I ran out of bait. Then I spotted a snake with a frog in it mouth. Frogs are great Pike bait:
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in it's mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
So, I grabbed my hip flask of Glenfiddch and poured a little of the whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled in it's head and it went limp.
I tossed the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that bloody snake, with two more frogs!
after a while I ran out of bait. Then I spotted a snake with a frog in it mouth. Frogs are great Pike bait:
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in it's mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
So, I grabbed my hip flask of Glenfiddch and poured a little of the whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled in it's head and it went limp.
I tossed the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that bloody snake, with two more frogs!
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Gerry the snake charmer
Gerry the snake charmer
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Sounds like a load of bullfrog to me
Sounds like a load of bullfrog to me
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Did you get the snake HISSED ?
Did you get the snake HISSED ?
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That's hissterical
That's hissterical
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A bloke who used to sell fanny licking frogs, £10 each. A curious woman pops in his shop and enquires, what do they do then, well madam, push it down the front of your knickers and it will do it's magic. I will have one she's says.
2 days later the woman comes back to the shop, this frog, it does not work?
Strange the man replies. He puts the frog on a table and sits the woman down in a chair, he says to the woman, can you take your knickers off and open your legs please. He then says to the frog, right, I will show you once more!
A bloke who used to sell fanny licking frogs, £10 each. A curious woman pops in his shop and enquires, what do they do then, well madam, push it down the front of your knickers and it will do it's magic. I will have one she's says.
2 days later the woman comes back to the shop, this frog, it does not work?
Strange the man replies. He puts the frog on a table and sits the woman down in a chair, he says to the woman, can you take your knickers off and open your legs please. He then says to the frog, right, I will show you once more!
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😂😂😂
😂😂😂
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Only Gerry would tell a joke which involves a bargain being part of it. 3 frogs for the price of 1.
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&9
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