My 20kg waterproofs weighed me down before I started fishing,and I was too tired....!!!!

What's the best,excuse,or funniest you've heard?









Edit,I say this in the light,of a recent sporting event...lol

I'm vvank.

In reply to Post #1
I should have....


... but didn't

In reply to Post #1
I threw my rods in the bushes

Seriously, I did!

If I fish well and to a plan then any blanks are the fish's fault so I don't need excuses.

Well it works for me

In reply to Post #5
Because I'm 💩

I didn't actually blank but VAR ruled my catch out cause half a fin was outside the net....

In reply to Post #7

The bloomin Danish got there first and stole all the fish...
Take back control of our waters, that what I say




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