In reply to Post #75
Fish "Sloshing" out...What the .... is that all about....
Fish "Sloshing" out...What the .... is that all about....
In reply to Post #1
Nonsense you hear in carp fishing
Grown men on a carp forum, expressing their jealousy and envy
Sat for 24hrs blanking, then made a tactical change and hey presto
Shortened the hooklength by a quarter of an inch, and changed colour of the boilie stop
Nonsense you hear in carp fishing
Grown men on a carp forum, expressing their jealousy and envy
Sat for 24hrs blanking, then made a tactical change and hey presto
Shortened the hooklength by a quarter of an inch, and changed colour of the boilie stop
In reply to Post #75
The terribly unpractical act of folding reel handles.
Also when taking a pic with a carp, looking at its head or its tail with longing, passionate look.
The terribly unpractical act of folding reel handles.
Also when taking a pic with a carp, looking at its head or its tail with longing, passionate look.
Spod, distance and bag ‘work' always tickles me.
As do the people who ‘haven't looked back' since buying an irrelevant object identical to that which it replaced which was perfectly adequate until they were duped by a marketing dept.
And the drag being called a clutch, when it's a brake.
Pulling out of fish... sounds plain illegal and just doesn't happen in the sense it's meant.
Working hard for a fish when more often than not it involved sitting or laying down for longer than we have evolved to do
As do the people who ‘haven't looked back' since buying an irrelevant object identical to that which it replaced which was perfectly adequate until they were duped by a marketing dept.
And the drag being called a clutch, when it's a brake.
Pulling out of fish... sounds plain illegal and just doesn't happen in the sense it's meant.
Working hard for a fish when more often than not it involved sitting or laying down for longer than we have evolved to do
In reply to Post #1
Get on the Speero !
Boshing !
Chunkasaurus !
Just about every Carp Angling brand these days obviously think, that we the Angler are all complete and utter Dullards with the crap they are attempting to sell us at greatly inflated prices.
A lot of Carp Angling is total nonsense these days.
P.S Get on the Outlaw, you will take your local apart on it
Get on the Speero !
Boshing !
Chunkasaurus !
Just about every Carp Angling brand these days obviously think, that we the Angler are all complete and utter Dullards with the crap they are attempting to sell us at greatly inflated prices.
A lot of Carp Angling is total nonsense these days.
P.S Get on the Outlaw, you will take your local apart on it
In reply to Post #78
I'm guilty of that but only because I was cursed with a smile only a mother could love 😂😂
I'm guilty of that but only because I was cursed with a smile only a mother could love 😂😂
It really has become cringeworthy , it's embarrassing to be called a carp angler now or be viewed in the same manner as these so called ‘celeb anglers'
In reply to Post #25
Take it you blanked in Oxford whilst the scouser next door caught a lot of fish
Take it you blanked in Oxford whilst the scouser next door caught a lot of fish
Rinsing a lake out! WTF. 
Proper old character
WTF is that all about
Worked hard for that fish !!!
No you were horizontal 95% of the time camped smoking gear and sniffing talc and drinking copious amounts of Stella 😔
WTF is that all about
Worked hard for that fish !!!
No you were horizontal 95% of the time camped smoking gear and sniffing talc and drinking copious amounts of Stella 😔
In reply to Post #85
33 & a ¼ wraps.......
33 & a ¼ wraps.......
Skills 😡
A "campaign". What the f? Wasn't that what they used to term long term war battles?
In reply to Post #72
What time of the year is a squid and octopus hatch? Sorry Johnny, I couldn't resist
I think matching the hatch is only really applicable to what fly a fluff chucker would choose given what time of year it was and what was emerging at the time. Saying similar about boilies makes no sense to me.
What time of the year is a squid and octopus hatch? Sorry Johnny, I couldn't resist
I think matching the hatch is only really applicable to what fly a fluff chucker would choose given what time of year it was and what was emerging at the time. Saying similar about boilies makes no sense to me.
In reply to Post #62
I hate the wraps one. My response is either "f*** me your fishing close in" or just continually convert what they say to yards and most think I'm talking about a different spot.
Them: "Yeah I'm fishing at 15 wraps to a gravel patch"
Me: "aye there's a bar at 60 yards"
Them: "oh well I'm on a patch at 15 wraps"
Me: "yep, 60 yards is the place to be"
I hate the wraps one. My response is either "f*** me your fishing close in" or just continually convert what they say to yards and most think I'm talking about a different spot.
Them: "Yeah I'm fishing at 15 wraps to a gravel patch"
Me: "aye there's a bar at 60 yards"
Them: "oh well I'm on a patch at 15 wraps"
Me: "yep, 60 yards is the place to be"