In reply to Post #26
Does make sense, I use a 50inch brolly though and unless it's mid winter then without the overwrap. Would be a horrible sight if someone caught me doing that. I remember doing it in to a bag under the brolly a few years back when I thought a run was imminent and it wasn't fun, obviously didn't get a run either.
Does make sense, I use a 50inch brolly though and unless it's mid winter then without the overwrap. Would be a horrible sight if someone caught me doing that. I remember doing it in to a bag under the brolly a few years back when I thought a run was imminent and it wasn't fun, obviously didn't get a run either.
In reply to Post #29
Rhyming maybe?
Number 2 = poo
Number 3 = wee
?
Rhyming maybe?
Number 2 = poo
Number 3 = wee
?
A number 1 is a wee, number 2 is a poo and if you manage to snap another one off that then becomes a number 3.
In reply to Post #33
So what is having a migraine headache, being violently sick and expelling excrement both at high velocity?
Now that is nasty!
So what is having a migraine headache, being violently sick and expelling excrement both at high velocity?
Now that is nasty!
In reply to Post #34
Damned unlucky.
Damned unlucky.
In reply to Post #30
I've got to the stage where I'm really not bothered (crapping in a bivvy at the lake - not generally!) and no I didn't go to private school where communal ablutions are character building / de rigeur; however when you gotta go, you gotta go . . . if another angler turns up when I'm curling one out then its arguably socially more 'uncomfortable' for them rather than yourself - tbf if they continue to hang around and chat whilst its obvs your still 'mid process' then I'd argue they are the strange ones and you'll know they need a wide birth going forward . . .
I've got to the stage where I'm really not bothered (crapping in a bivvy at the lake - not generally!) and no I didn't go to private school where communal ablutions are character building / de rigeur; however when you gotta go, you gotta go . . . if another angler turns up when I'm curling one out then its arguably socially more 'uncomfortable' for them rather than yourself - tbf if they continue to hang around and chat whilst its obvs your still 'mid process' then I'd argue they are the strange ones and you'll know they need a wide birth going forward . . .
I was on a quick overnighter and whilst packing up in the morning had a sudden gut lurch telling me that urgent and immediate intervention was needed. I grabbed a bucket of pellet and emptied them out, quickly shoved a bin bag in the bucket and just in time took up the position and had a total renal failure 
Whilst squatting on the bucket contemplating what it would have been like if I hadn't made it in time, I heard a clanking sound. As I sat there in the open, as the brolly was packed away , I watch helplessly as a bulldozer, followed by a open backed truck with 4 blokes sat in it, soooo slowly clanked past to an area at the back of the lake which was having some building work done.
I did the only thing you can do when caught in public having a **** - wave at the amazed audience
Whilst squatting on the bucket contemplating what it would have been like if I hadn't made it in time, I heard a clanking sound. As I sat there in the open, as the brolly was packed away , I watch helplessly as a bulldozer, followed by a open backed truck with 4 blokes sat in it, soooo slowly clanked past to an area at the back of the lake which was having some building work done.
I did the only thing you can do when caught in public having a **** - wave at the amazed audience
You lot really are posting some sh*t.
In reply to Post #36
they need a wide birth.....lol.
they need a wide birth.....lol.