In reply to Post #14
You will be seeing me in your dreams,just to let you know my thong matches the boots

In reply to Post #16

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More like nightmares now, that image

Edit, how rude was I in this day and age I sure you look lovely in your thong...god why am I now thinking Pencil sharpeners

This forum isn't what it once was

It is so annoying, when I am surfing midget porn, I keep getting pop ups for NGT bankware, fat and over 40 is full of Korda tat and don't get me on butt love, why they allow John Roberts ads is beyond me. Really spoils the experience

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I wonder if Karlos got his leather apron for when he 'spills his lead'.. or will it go straight onto the top shelf of his 'Carp' wagon with all the other 'accessories'

In reply to Post #16
I thought it would have been a leopard print one like Mel in Benidorm lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kerPiia3cyY

In reply to Post #18
When Sam fox popped up in an ad i thought it was tracking me

In reply to Post #19
...you'll have to pop down and see

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My Lederhosen don't fit anymore, I'd feel out of place!

In reply to Post #5
I wouldn't say that easy due to taking me 2 shandys and a toffee crisp.

In reply to Post #18
Put your hand up if you met your wife on Carpforum.co.uk

In reply to Post #20
It's more camo after few days of wearing it

In reply to Post #23
I bet it's got the arse missing out of it

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