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Portaloo or bucket.... (39 posts / 3,784 views)
Zack
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Post #16 12 Mar 2023 16:20
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Bucket for me, and when I get home, just open man hole cover to sewer in garden and tip it in, wash bucket out with hosepipe and fill with Jeyes fluid till the next time

I have cringed though in the past when someone has come to talk to me and as my bucket has been at bivvy doorway they have sat on it. I just pray when they do that and with the bucket being old, the plastic has not hardened and it splits. Usually these days now, I keep it just tucked inside my overwrap out of sight.
RigDemon RigDemon
Posts: 1,460
Post #17 12 Mar 2023 16:38
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Bivvy loo for me. Brilliant bit of kit. I bought one of those pop up chinese tents for it which doubles as a shower block. It's even in camo so it's like an upmarket carp sh*thouse.

I buy the aldi peddle bin bags for mine, much cheaper than the bivvy loo ones.

tight-line-lew tight-line-lew
Posts: 622
Post #18 12 Mar 2023 16:51
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Baitboat . Just pray it's not a floater
Mart74 Mart74
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Post #19 12 Mar 2023 18:18
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it's like an upmarket carp sh*thouse.

That made me laugh
NickGordon NickGordon
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Post #20 12 Mar 2023 18:39
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Feed off the seagulls...
Belch Belch
MODERATORMOD
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Post #21 12 Mar 2023 21:12
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In reply to Post #16
Just wack your poo bag in a carrier bag and hang it up a tree - I usually deposit mine in a McDonalds bin on the way home as I like to give back to the corps who feed us poo in the first place . . .
braders1978 braders1978
Posts: 18,225
Post #22 12 Mar 2023 21:31
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That comment will ruffle a few feathers,get ready for the "Thats disgusting brigade"
Baitman Baitman
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Post #23 13 Mar 2023 01:09
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I take a very compact "sh¡t-kit"
I have one of these in each rucky (carp and barbel) and also have a spare (with baby wipes) in my food kit bag and car.
A couple of bin bags to line a bucket, and some bog roll.

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thicky
Posts: 370
Post #24 13 Mar 2023 05:33
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Rmfho
CTblahblah CTblahblah
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Post #25 13 Mar 2023 09:27
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In a bush then double bag it in dog poo bags.
Belch Belch
MODERATORMOD
Posts: 4,720
Post #26 13 Mar 2023 09:48
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The problem with bushes is finding a suitable one and having your eyes off the rods - with a bucket you can regen your guts in peace and in the bivvy doorway; also good for when the punisher in the swim next door inadvertently pops round for a chat - keeps this short and to the point . . .
braders1978 braders1978
Posts: 18,225
Post #27 13 Mar 2023 13:29
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In reply to Post #26
Until you get a run and have to hop out,bum clenched tightly and play the fish
Zack
Posts: 3,220
Post #28 13 Mar 2023 15:22
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I have an habit of nipping everything till I'm bursting.

One day I was busting for a number 3 and could hold it no longer, just as I was passing through the bivvy door, one of my rods was away. Once I knew the fish was hooked, I had to play it one handed as I got my "todger" out and had a good number 3 straight into pond as I could not go anywhere else except wee my pants.

Usually though, when I take a dump in my bucket, I turn my alarms off even though they are on a very low setting, then if I get a run, no one will hear especially if they are just walking past and be watching so I don't get panicked into rushing out and I can sort myself out and get my pants back up etc before hitting the run. So far though it has not happened, but one day it will.
Beyonce
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Post #29 13 Mar 2023 15:41
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Number 3? Isn't that a tommy tank?!
NickGordon NickGordon
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Post #30 13 Mar 2023 17:38
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Oh Mate, don't.

I was on the island at Taverham Mills cogitating on the bucket at the back of the bivvy when Klaus (RIP) came round for a chat. He was just outside the bivvy door for about 10minutes, and I couldn't move until he had gone. I will never know if he knew I was having a pony and trap, but I was so glad when he went.
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