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The ultimate inconvenience? (25 posts / 3,472 views)
500kg
Posts: 157
Post #16 29 Mar 2022 20:49
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Nash should bring out a camo colostomy bag. It'd perfectly compliment their existing luggage range .
D-nerd D-nerd
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Post #17 30 Mar 2022 21:19
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Thank you Sticky,
I've had one of those days at work, and came home with the grumps.
Reading your story, made me laugh out loud and cheered me up.
Thank you.
Andy_P Andy_P
Posts: 7,991
Post #18 31 Mar 2022 10:53
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maybe nash will bring a camo / terry lined version out?

I've tried the Avid one, it had a hole in it
bigappleslice bigappleslice
Posts: 521
Post #19 31 Mar 2022 11:15
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jesus this made me howl. id of cut and wiped. kept round 2 of your business for after the fish was landed
Lakesidecamper
Posts: 334
Post #20 31 Mar 2022 12:54
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My better half said I'm going for a Jimmy.
I said Riddle or Choo.
NickGordon NickGordon
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Post #21 1 Apr 2022 16:25
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I was fishing at Taverham, although they had a toilet it was a long walk back from the island, across the meadow up to the lodge, especially if you got THE URGE, so sometimes I used to go on the bucket at the back of the bivvy.

Doing that one day, and Klaus came round for a chat. I was stuck in position talking to him as he leaned round the bivvy door. I loved that bloke, always good to swap stories and information with, but right at that time I could have done without it.

On another occasion at Brackens Nazeing I had a severe migraine come on, don't know what caused it, but I was rough. I had no chance to hide away as I was fishing on Boards and the second I started to fill a bucket I was violently sick as well. Ye gods it was awful.

I've never had the fortune or misfortune to have a run (sic ) while having a pony, but occasionally had to have a pee while playing a fish.

capt_swearword
Posts: 1,018
Post #22 1 Apr 2022 19:32
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Half way through rolling a joint was always a pain. Used to fish a runs water and if bites dried up roll one and just at the critical time of making said masterpiece off a rod would go.
Mitchawl Mitchawl
Posts: 184
Post #23 3 Apr 2022 18:36
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This is incredible
Nick Nick
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Post #24 3 Apr 2022 19:00
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halfway through releasing a chocolate hostage and a delk springs into life....

Thats when you need a clean break off

Mozzi Mozzi
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Post #25 3 Apr 2022 19:13
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Whilst its a debilitating and extremely personal thing to have to live with, atleast you don't get caught mid curl.


Really what it needs is come DPM nappies.

probably minus the brown patches.
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