In reply to Post #1
Need to be on the going bait
French fish don't take floaters
The uncaught monster every lake holds
Fox make good kit

“You‘ll never catch feck all on them old cane rods mate. Jeez how old are they, hey Dave look at this old cock and his tackle ha ha ha what a knob

Followed by a sullen silence as you have a really good session and the Mitchell 300's need cooling down by pouring water on them from continually screaming runs.


And then the inevitable........”what bait you on geezer ????? My grandad had some rods like that, awesome""................

In reply to Post #1
no otters around here

In reply to Post #9
'once in a while, Wayne posts something worth reading'.

'you should do alright on here'

That I would grow hair on my chest if I poured red soda over it (Stupid uncle) - it did make me quite popular among the bees.

Eating crusts make ya hair curl.

In reply to Post #22
It does, around your knackers...

In reply to Post #1
Sticking an object into a carps mouth calms them down.

My Mrs sussed that one out two years ago...

In reply to Post #24
Sticking something in the Mrs mouth keeps her calm

In reply to Post #23
Come to think of it......

In reply to Post #1
Mallets scare fish.

In reply to Post #27
Mallets don't scare fish.

You can have a sensible discussion on Carp Forum.

In reply to Post #28
My favourite sound, especially several swims along the bank.