In reply to Post #1656
#1657
#1657
In reply to Post #1659
Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much the same when you get down to it.
Once you've heard juan you've heard Jamal.
Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much the same when you get down to it.
Once you've heard juan you've heard Jamal.
In reply to Post #1660
What' 1cm wide and found on the end of a boys penis?
The gap in Jimmy tarbuck's teeth.
What' 1cm wide and found on the end of a boys penis?
The gap in Jimmy tarbuck's teeth.
In reply to Post #1656
In reply to Post #1660
Alex Feguson is to retire.Wonder if they'll give him a watch when he does?
In reply to Post #1664
You were bloody quick with that one
You were bloody quick with that one
In reply to Post #1664
First Thatcher dies, then Fergie retires... somewhere there's a scouser with a dirty old lamp and one wish left.
First Thatcher dies, then Fergie retires... somewhere there's a scouser with a dirty old lamp and one wish left.
In reply to Post #1666
Steve bruce talking about sir alex ferguson- "when you play for him, he rubs off on you" f**kin hell, are there any famous men over 60 who aren't sex offenders?
In reply to Post #1668
my mates wife rang me today , asking if id seen him.
i said not since yesterday.
she screamed , lying ******* told me he was with you all night.
er... he was i said
dont you stick up for him, you just said you aint seen him since yesterday
yes , well ... erm i paused , weve been playing hide n seek
i said not since yesterday.
she screamed , lying ******* told me he was with you all night.
er... he was i said
dont you stick up for him, you just said you aint seen him since yesterday
yes , well ... erm i paused , weve been playing hide n seek
In reply to Post #1668
Thats a good un Ian
Thats a good un Ian
In reply to Post #1671
ferguson has retired under allegations of sexual abuse,he's accused of ******* 11 Liverpool lads twice a year for the last 20 years
ferguson has retired under allegations of sexual abuse,he's accused of ******* 11 Liverpool lads twice a year for the last 20 years
Despite Robin Van Persie netting 25 times for Man utd,he's still only 4th best attacker in Manchester,behind Ken Barlow,Kevin Webster,and Stuart Hall.......