catfish1
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- 8 Feb 2010 09:42
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- 28 Dec 2013 20:45
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Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
27 Dec 2013
@ 10:59am
@ 10:59am
In reply to Post #2068
The best one I came across was,
why did the mechanic sleep under his car?
he wanted to get up oily
The best one I came across was,
why did the mechanic sleep under his car?
he wanted to get up oily
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
21 Dec 2013
@ 10:28pm
@ 10:28pm
In reply to Post #2058
Got my first Xmas card today from the Tourette's society.
Wasn't anything special,but it's the thought that ****s
Got my first Xmas card today from the Tourette's society.
Wasn't anything special,but it's the thought that ****s
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
19 Dec 2013
@ 5:56pm
@ 5:56pm
I bumped into an old school friend today.He started talking about his well paid job,and his expensive sports car,then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said,"she's beautiful,isn't she?"I said,"if you think she's beautiful,you should see my wife!"
He said,"Why is she a stunner?"
I said, "no,she a f**king optician!"
He said,"Why is she a stunner?"
I said, "no,she a f**king optician!"
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
14 Dec 2013
@ 5:48pm
@ 5:48pm
I went to my premature ejaculation support group meeting today.But it turns out its tomorrow.
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
14 Dec 2013
@ 5:45pm
@ 5:45pm
The wife was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty....I watched all 50 minutes of it and didn't see her once! She's still not home and I'm getting hungry!!
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
12 Dec 2013
@ 11:59am
@ 11:59am
It's very very very quiet on here,what's everyone lost their sense of humour 
