Goes to tackle shop, mooching around, usual bait dip ain't on the shelf, grrrrr, noddys robbed up my smell. Wafts past the Korda displays [like super massive] ooooh, advertising pre programmed propaganda kicks in, Korda Goo. Winning! Sifting through racks of Goo and picks up Almond Red Supreme. Unscrews top to have a smell, can't get a good enough waft so squeezes bottle a bit...more...
Bosh. Jet of Goo all over face. Feels it burning and in a state of panic tries to rub it off. Smothers face and left hand in bright red Goo.
Tried everything except bleach to get it off and nothing works, so now have a permanent red patch on face and left hand.
I hate my life...
Bosh. Jet of Goo all over face. Feels it burning and in a state of panic tries to rub it off. Smothers face and left hand in bright red Goo.
Tried everything except bleach to get it off and nothing works, so now have a permanent red patch on face and left hand.
I hate my life...
In reply to Post #1
Marketing gets us every time
At least Almond is a reasonable smell, and not something rank like squid 🦑 or fish.
Marketing gets us every time At least Almond is a reasonable smell, and not something rank like squid 🦑 or fish.
In reply to Post #2
you just cheered me up
you just cheered me up
In reply to Post #2
Lucky is wasn't fishy as I'd smell like cum.
Lucky is wasn't fishy as I'd smell like cum.
In reply to Post #1
Got images of you doing an Uma Thurman, with a load of blokes having to give you and adrenaline shot.
Got images of you doing an Uma Thurman, with a load of blokes having to give you and adrenaline shot.
Love the technique going to try it on the misses later..
In reply to Post #4
Did it taste like Cum?
Did it taste like Cum?
In reply to Post #7
No, like a hot/spicey cough mixture sweet kinda deal. Quite nice really. Pro tip: White spirit does cain the dye.they use.
Couldn't smell much as I was driving home from the tackle shop. My neighbor laughed after going "what's that red on your face?"
Shame this isn't like a 'normal' forum where you can upload pics direct. Think you all would have chuckled.
No, like a hot/spicey cough mixture sweet kinda deal. Quite nice really. Pro tip: White spirit does cain the dye.they use.
Couldn't smell much as I was driving home from the tackle shop. My neighbor laughed after going "what's that red on your face?"
Shame this isn't like a 'normal' forum where you can upload pics direct. Think you all would have chuckled.
In reply to Post #8
I thought you'd probably know.
I thought you'd probably know.
In reply to Post #9
We need pictures
In reply to Post #1
you should have a quick swim near your peg to draw the carp in...
you should have a quick swim near your peg to draw the carp in...
That made me smile and gave me an idea instead of cs gas we should all carry goo squid supreme at night in case we bump into any boggy men whilst fishing we could whip it out blast in the face services to purposes one it burns two easily id and still be legal
Welcome to the all new Korda kapture renders would be tackle thief's burnt stinking and stained
Welcome to the all new Korda kapture renders would be tackle thief's burnt stinking and stained
In reply to Post #9
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
In reply to Post #1
On a serious note: driving to work with my pink hand this morning, it did make me think what their Goo is doing to fish. That's some strong dye they're using.
On a serious note: driving to work with my pink hand this morning, it did make me think what their Goo is doing to fish. That's some strong dye they're using.