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In reply to Post #1858
I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle,all i have to do is stand around and ting.
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In reply to Post #1857
I gazed into her eyes
my heart was pounding
lips trembling,unable to speak
sweat forming on my brow
she opened her petite little mouth and uttered three words i'll never forget.
"thats him officer."
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In reply to Post #1856
years ago it was suggested "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."But since all the doctors are now muslim,i've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
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In reply to Post #1855
Gangbang style 
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From http://www.theembarrassingphotos.com/
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I don't see why Kanya West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North.
If I was him I'd have chosen a normal name like Fred.
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In reply to Post #1851
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Sky News: "A million brazilian protesters take to the streets !"...
Wow...Thats even more than a trillion grazilian, I think.
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In reply to Post #1840
"Mashed potato everywhere"
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In reply to Post #1848
 
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Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the video - its fu**ing hilarious!
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John terry has just announced 'It was me all along!' and taken credit for the vocal on the Milli Vanilli double LP from 1988.
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In reply to Post #1845
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What's Stuart Hall getting for Christmas? The bunk bed above Ken Barlow.
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