In reply to Post #66

One of my mums neighbours ponds

Q. What's the difference between football and Tommy Robinson ?
A. Footballs coming home

In reply to Post #44
They look comfy, and they come in camo

Pool shoes in the summer

Got one last week cost £2.24 from seller mightfree haven't used it yet so can't compare to my spomb but opens and closes OK in my hand

In reply to Post #1
A friend of mine tried some vegan Jude's ice cream and said they couldn't tell the difference between that and the normal stuff

In reply to Post #2575
It's hard to find any good chemistry jokes anymore
All the best Argon

In reply to Post #189
Tales from your early days in France please Ken, recently listened to Alan Taylor talking about his adventures there on the carp cast and really enjoyed it

In reply to Post #510
Hi all,
Been visiting this website since I got back into fishing 4 months ago after a 10 year absence.
Finally decided to learn to drive and passed my test in May after riding bikes for 20 plus years, got a car ( it might only be a fiat panda but will fit all my gear and my 5 year old son at a push, not the wife sadly ) when an idea came into my head " I could start fishing again". Spent at least 4 weeks looking at reviews and opinions on tackle etc before drawing up a list of what I needed, checking online and local tackle shops for the best prices and booking a couple of days of work to allow for shopping trips and courier deliveries. What I estimated the cost to be and the actual cost varied quite a lot ( but don't tell the wife ) but you can't skimp on comfort. When it came to terminal tackle I was a bit lost, chods, zigs, spods, pop ups etc were all new phrases to me so when I went to my local shop I spoke to an assistant who took me around and explained what all the bits and pieces were for, I felt like a kid again but in a good way. It was exciting being back in a tackle shop and decided to leave the chods and zigs until my confidence and skill increased and have been using a simple running rig and pre tied hook lengths with success. I haven't set myself any goals or targets as "I've gotta get a 20 or 30 pounder " as I'm quite happy enjoying the peace and quiet and getting a couple of low doubles per session